Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD2lFTqodc
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唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu9OmUAzPa
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坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH684Rn9V5Z
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本來應該是這樣的。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ55UBLCrL7
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「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX0HeUtiGR
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRuEOmT0LA
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A3pcUm03K
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就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACt2c74uu7
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但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtHaMnqdiP
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「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYR98yJ9Av
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i5w0K8PT0
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEySEmgVC1c
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdXepuPntB
臉皮真厚。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MzwHSV3yG
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbMG2Q85un
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtWhJAxfYB
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavxOWOt8U8
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73EqXfNjrI
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbJzEfUbgM
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpCnrgSF7W
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM5PpLNSJv
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3CfOJhqNd
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說得好！930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcMkUTiGSs
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjohg7OloL
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hSvOyVJDl
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVtJfAVfNC
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErED2QmNCr
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bRTlqgFXY
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5d91KsDQl
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也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIEA9agacf
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看到他們倆的眼神……930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNBOwLjVGw
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唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zaAwBIXnE
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「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkM20lHX3C
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經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeDhLovGAo
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「你都發現到依個問題啊？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rXD8aGfI3
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原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyt4aM5qXU
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO9IokmodM
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zoNH0Hop2
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「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjflYHmakL
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為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQOnvhe9Ar
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經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK2mfha5vn
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雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVmUQrM7Vp
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHVdLh1Vwq
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhVghcQOAc
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl2Oki8a8i
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCI5JQ1HKU
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OmJNwPvQa
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKqzQkjDC6
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSyR2QCC1z
「我都記得係咁啊。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWwtUzo9QU
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMhJaLwIHd
「係囉，係囉。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL91sA6NDR
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3xQBME5yo
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FcKYrjKxv
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「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5y5PHSz6h
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一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAFIgvGdYw
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1usWw2Pi9G
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXudWj6pj1
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUy4gbNcT6
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mpPTpHK11
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMSw3Qqn9o
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ6YswQh2o
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGw5scKvf2
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g5K8Ue6Vk
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未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM1bX4toa0
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrWQiDLq8q
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7iZk34oIr
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「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrU0renCJCC
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw6HIcQcbZ
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLNha9gOie
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雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DQbkAU1dZ
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1XP9AdOHe
930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jJ523CxZr
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmPg2EVNZA
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