離開我所出生的醫院後，走過兩個街口，便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過，自己正身處在黃大仙，要找私立醫院的話，近在九龍塘已有一所，要找公立的話，就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUhha537ia
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基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方，而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院，自問方向感不是特別好，地圖又看不明白，以免人生路不熟，所以一下子便決定了去向。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78EUMxljvX
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我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN，沿途沒經過隧道，也沒有發生什麼怪事，就是一場普通不過的車程。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrNfSVMzsr
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小時候，我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感，因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻，自己又親眼見過，駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬，而且駕駛風格急進野蠻，所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ7q842tei
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根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我，收集大量謠言，再加入創作力量同幻想，便得出一些結論……835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHuYfi2oL0
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紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具，間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫，更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方，使我從此對它退避幾分。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliwiXOj52y
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直至中一時期，一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西，在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔，看來他應該空閒得要死，一聽我們要出外，就「知會」一聲要跟著來，然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了，全因他的一句：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDiiKTB0VY
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「搭乜撚野巴士丫，又慢又「澳」到仆街，出到去都暈陀陀喇，重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊！拿，跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦，男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫，屌，都戇鳩鳩既。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbFe1j21Pv
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那個年紀，誰又懂得拒絕人？對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFstWQMfYb
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAEgnGSxes
一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我，被迫乘坐的初體驗，實在記憶深刻，畢生難忘，恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PUlT64F41
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那時候，我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸，更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人，因為在我的概念裡，有資格上紅VAN的人，都定必非常黑暗。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtJI5glFUv
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hd30b1jle
上到車，第一件事是什麼？我問你，第一件事會是做什麼？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gHrQ8Fqz1
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRSwsog0qb
當然是付車費啦！要是在巴士忘記了的話，司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKmxIbQywl
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBvTpP2J1X
如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話，後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbluTu4pyz
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIGiGf4d5V
我連忙取出八達通，打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7R05P0znk
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可是……！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cygJGiqvk
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八達通機呢！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBJNLT15ky
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找不到這個，讓我極度不知所措，一股熱流直湧上頭部，緊接著是強烈的暈眩，還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU9GRrJnwl
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怎辦好！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP263OCMWFM
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我已冷靜不來，心想要現已前無去路，後有波叔，要是不做點什麼，被那個口叼香煙，兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺，也非什麼怪事。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgqq6UbooG
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5V3EugPML
在我腦海只想到兩件事，一是逃生，二是對不起老豆老母，我還不想死啊！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUkc1MZos3
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是壞的情況下，我還想過反正已洗濕了頭，一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ykz2mCJnv
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「喂，靚仔，你發羊吊啊，快D啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZasf6lM1V9
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrRExeLDhm
司機催束一下，使我更加緊張，正想埋怨：「我搵唔到部八達通機啊！點算啊！」的時候，就被波叔用力一推，將我帶回現實世界。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoB39utRcX
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwqlMrexI4
用力很準，一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位，然後輕鬆地坐在我旁，緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4BZwCOeGK
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YYQl0UrMT
「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊，想比人屌啊？」波叔小聲地責怪我，但我仍困在一個疑惑之中，原來紅VAN是免費的嗎？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONyu0i825T
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEkqDyAsSM
還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC67RqKsi1D
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfrry5YiEr
為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下！？難道他們也是老江湖嗎！？原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYagYZjHEL
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2iqtQUexf
嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了，別斟酌在這種小事上吧，總之現在我就如坐針氈，苦惱不已，還有極度的不自在！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9LOoQgMtg
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnPSw5pnqh
「喂，你聽唔聽到我講野啊！？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHx8cZkuJt
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAtRLLT3jm
見我呆若木雞，波叔加重語氣質問道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWXiUlYUtS
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PZuz8H15z
我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0tBrquyga
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIigVyUFVYv
「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGgxTqiNM5
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA5o0EsJN5
波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情，凝著我兩秒，然後嘴角失守，呆滯地笑了兩聲，用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbfiSi0DEc
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「傻鳩，落車比錢嫁。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0IYLZztkd
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL9ikkcjnm
「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokAABqQJBk
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzQFUj2Y6b
我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊，異常不安地反問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlq9iUL38d
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見我的表情，他笑得更失控，再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZs4BnsHwU
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHD15QYOJc
「收現金嫁，小朋友，你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDIX9UQCBh
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3AT6VkqzL
我猶豫一下，猛力點頭。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVKxC4EaDr
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5AN06j4pX
「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死，原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyH8hC7swc
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYnsOXkC98
見波叔笑得失態，我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯，便問過究竟：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2EaQFArRV
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcrzRMxK2O
「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztwDjXxfF2
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19iuoSUgR6
他的瞬速收起笑容，目露凶光地瞪著我，看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕，把對話停下來，不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團，還未放鬆下來的我，更嚇得差點尿出來。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyGvqi3qGU
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波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋，看來頭要被扭斷了！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HBCAeTnnX
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQzn0kr2KK
「波哥……」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5ZCbIJwhf
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這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……！？我嚇得不敢說半句話，大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶，這就是走馬燈嗎……？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zF0p1TRhq
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7d9lRUaOt
尿是忍住的，但淚卻禁不住落下，連帶鼻水一起。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEsmZNdbPL
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「我而家三十未過五，邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你，叫我波哥。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQODUsq9brm
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他認真地說道。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zDtzi68B0
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我卻交不出任何反應，只是眼鼻水俱下，呆呆地望著他。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCaSnUVxwd
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不是因為我問他黑社會的事，所以要殺我滅口嗎？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmqWCWLPqp
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNCXklIn0p
解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣，焦點回到我這副怪模樣，他卻反被嚇了一驚，那個驚奇樣子，之後我只見過幾冷，分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uhAO1r8Bk
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBh2bQCIpu
只是一個驚青小子，被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了，有必要這麼驚奇嗎！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALeKb63OdY
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlzF8MUc0S
真的小題大作！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszPhXMejEd
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStsIdQjYzg
不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4D7HApYx8
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xBstTZvV4
也罷，看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應，我的心沉沉地定了下來，然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwgZexz9ev
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH10Fis1ZEi
看我面有難色，他瞬速反應，順手將我的頭推出窗外，讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑，幸好旁邊無車同行，要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIzae9Xyf2
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事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題，才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車，也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界，比起紋身人，一些西裝友更加壞事做盡，一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmbetBO311
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其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具，與其他巴士，地鐵或電車一樣，只要有錢，普通人也能隨意乘搭。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEGvYWRqA9
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爾後，因這次慘痛的經歷，天資聰敏的我深深明白到，要是盡信謠言，不加以思考，分析與證實，總有一日會出事，小則自取奇辱，大則引火自焚。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlHg2W3Mtu
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深謀遠慮，行事謹慎的「新．周壯志」就此誕生！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vN7CjiXpj
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