一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出,彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣,聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事,我大概已心中有數。845Please respect copyright.PENANAHc1iRuUUl8
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除了他之外,不會有其他人。845Please respect copyright.PENANAsxmqZfg5B7
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「喂。」845Please respect copyright.PENANA50A1UaB42R
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他不帶任何感情,卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句,以確認我已經接了電話。845Please respect copyright.PENANAKfuNN1zsg5
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雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了,但還是要確認一下,所以就問:845Please respect copyright.PENANAqbjzKt7U9Y
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「阿熹?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAvvRqTUEmYT
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「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛?」依然不帶任何感情,好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。845Please respect copyright.PENANAoYQGMrowX6
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「好啊,你依排點啊?」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢,回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯,離開位於地庫的M記。845Please respect copyright.PENANAOoaZSY445f
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「幾好,我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」845Please respect copyright.PENANA69BvCImCRY
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由於現在還是清晨時份,所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。845Please respect copyright.PENANAU0txoAUo6L
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「唔該你一路行一路傾,同時留意下周圍有無人。」845Please respect copyright.PENANAb9yMpi3YSY
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他命令道。845Please respect copyright.PENANAkG5XkEM8dS
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我必須服從嗎?不。但我尊重他,便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。845Please respect copyright.PENANAochkvQxB1F
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「OK,你有乜野想講?」我公式的問,這是對那個「命令」的回敬。845Please respect copyright.PENANAaG4aPJv7V2
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「志,我而家認真同你講,你繼續玩巴別塔,唔緊要,我唔干預,但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』,同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好,Post又好,總之同魚柳包有關既,都delete哂佢……」845Please respect copyright.PENANAJcdJ3yiWQD
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語氣依舊不帶任何感情,這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。845Please respect copyright.PENANAMOhZnScjR9
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而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候,他都會顯得格外拘謹,戒慎恐懼,區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎?845Please respect copyright.PENANAUlUuRng1o4
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我不知道,但他的語氣告訴我:「會。」845Please respect copyright.PENANArybypJwwgz
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要答應他嗎?845Please respect copyright.PENANA4j6T1BHRuU
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直覺向阿熹投了一票,理智投了巴別塔一票。845Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2e4m95VjS
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那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼?845Please respect copyright.PENANA7rPkgyQy8S
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「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」845Please respect copyright.PENANAi7P1Z3pD41
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一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過,發出吵耳的噪音,在這兩秒間,我決定了。845Please respect copyright.PENANA5SPj9GUc2T
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「我拒絕。」845Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZzkMrETKM
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這就是我最後的答覆,一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。845Please respect copyright.PENANAVgVU50Vjjn
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聽到阿熹的態度,我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列,成為一個正式的男優,因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。845Please respect copyright.PENANAR4GAaQLtQX
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看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了,此證明我創立巴別塔,以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。845Please respect copyright.PENANAN9wUxUx22H
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所以我拒絕了他的請求,眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路,豈有停下來的理由?845Please respect copyright.PENANAf9JdCg21CZ
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嘿嘿,繼續走下去,超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊!845Please respect copyright.PENANAmkzGJmDoIc
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「我屌你老母,好聲好氣叫你停係唔得,你而家覺得自己好威啊?你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊?就黎打仗添喇!重係度玩玩玩,屌你老母,你搞到個世界仆緊街喇!鳩頭志!」845Please respect copyright.PENANARlNe3uhq6G
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阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控,看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。845Please respect copyright.PENANASGpLzYyNq7
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「乜野鳩頭志啊,屌你!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAKCNc4pDITr
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「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊,最好刪埋個壇佢啊,係唔係好撚難先?」845Please respect copyright.PENANARMnLxVy2e7
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「你而家話刪就刪啊?我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊?想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦!你幾歲啊?以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊?」845Please respect copyright.PENANAdJyqtVtKj6
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「喂!我唔係亂講囉,你依D人就係咁無撚知,戇鳩鳩,連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉,以前唔係我磅住你,你死撚左九世喇!」845Please respect copyright.PENANA7FU45mrsW6
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「我都忍得你耐,你知乜野就講哂出黎啦,成鳩日收收埋埋,又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事!—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲,你係唔係好威先?你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先?我屌你老母!」845Please respect copyright.PENANAVjQm0Id8n5
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吵架就是這樣。845Please respect copyright.PENANASqqY68tvBU
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一切都衝口而出,我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼,說過什麼難聽的話,只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威,因為肯認的話,架就自然吵不成了。845Please respect copyright.PENANAqxkrEGCwZl
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聽罷他沉一沉,接著是:845Please respect copyright.PENANAdGtS1W0rdf
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「…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」845Please respect copyright.PENANAySaVvF5MW3
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足足四秒的沉默。845Please respect copyright.PENANA4DB6chY9Hj
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首先再開口的是他:「志。以前有乜野,今日講過d乜野,請你原諒我,過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知,但今次魚柳包依單野,真係我地都玩唔起,你而家唔刪,過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇,唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」845Please respect copyright.PENANA9IAg81H2dW
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現在他居然認低威……?845Please respect copyright.PENANAbx4hZlzQGi
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為什麼?難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯,已經明白我已經比他更高級,更偉大嗎?845Please respect copyright.PENANAS3NjSMpdVC
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「到時你喊又好,叫救命又好,我都救你唔到嫁喇。」845Please respect copyright.PENANAevbZud2cIx
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看來不是,他這是苦口婆心的語氣,他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫,希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。845Please respect copyright.PENANAQU5XAAZ5iM
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通常安撫過後,就是威嚇。845Please respect copyright.PENANADnRMtXVlWt
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果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說:845Please respect copyright.PENANAlfRw0ps6ng
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「我話你聽,而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂,魚柳包單野你當做慈事,收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」845Please respect copyright.PENANA9kXoGpZ4Si
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說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件:845Please respect copyright.PENANAgyzwuX8FcI
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「無嬰症」845Please respect copyright.PENANAOl7N2cUibs
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電話就此斷線。845Please respect copyright.PENANAxXZOQGWkXb
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這是口誤所說出的真實?還是無中生有的威嚇?845Please respect copyright.PENANA3oGbAEsxv2
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先不管了,總之現在知道的事又多了一件,就是---無嬰症。845Please respect copyright.PENANAdRqO6iFFbk
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無嬰症意解作什麼?845Please respect copyright.PENANAm6yWj6jnNV
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毛嬰症?毛鷹症?無英症?無鷹症?巫纓症?毛英症?845Please respect copyright.PENANAN29EA7i2LM
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聽起來全都狗屁不通,就此讀音而言,能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個:845Please respect copyright.PENANA9zRDYYrgVx
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「無嬰症」845Please respect copyright.PENANAXe7prq5RQZ
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意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎?845Please respect copyright.PENANAsGmAhnluT5
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居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意,以理解能力來說,我果然是個他媽的天才。845Please respect copyright.PENANAQCqbGAeQLO
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依照他所說,現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…?845Please respect copyright.PENANAYIttfTkGxS
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即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…?845Please respect copyright.PENANAxWHseVBlzJ
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「你大我啊!?」845Please respect copyright.PENANArG3lhVHhpf
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黃松熹,你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎!?845Please respect copyright.PENANA9QCBFP5Zj2
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絕不可能!845Please respect copyright.PENANAtwW5xVvCHp
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我告訴你!不論魚柳包,甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世!巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇!845Please respect copyright.PENANAEq2IuWk8ox
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「Never compromise.845Please respect copyright.PENANAZIXo4ubFEl
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」845Please respect copyright.PENANAFsjUtH9joc
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