「一切本來相安無事，唔知係計算上既失誤，定係人為既疏忽，亦或係某個人既計劃，總之，最後毫無疑問係出左事。一切都返唔到轉到，所有野都開始崩潰，已經無任何人可以阻止到。如果唔係五年前果件事……唉……」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYkko8m7yW
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBVHQDXQwy
使用純黑色頭像的簫風用輕描淡寫的語氣說道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcqRupr9p4
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AqVijwrP1
然後象徵賣魚勝身份的黑底白字「01」頭像，邊框立即亮起回應：873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8K95zSJOy
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek9mXETVl3
「世上無野唔係邁向緊滅亡，我地能夠做既只有爭取時間，延遲悲劇。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrz8slh4SS
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqzpXOwap4
「而家事實擺在眼前，你話我聽，重有乜野方法可以延遲悲劇？」簫風消極地回應道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQFUrUwHEv
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW2YHwevvW
「如果做唔到既……就唯有接受啦，有個偉人講過：『命運就似強姦』，抵抗只會更痛苦。你而家重後生，至少重有時間再闖啊。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIlVcY0YZr
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOobLKgy9Ar
「但係……！我而家應該用乜野心情黎面對啊……」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwr6lrsfrKb
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD4geB9SFQ
面對簫風無助的疑問，賣魚勝想了兩刻，用善意的語氣回應：「我諗……依個時候，只要笑就可以了。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTeriBh2iz
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38T6BEOmhH
弗洛伊德頭像不知不覺地出現，在我發現前已開口問：「你地究竟講緊乜撚野？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nnfq6VNYJ
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0j4tKTZXB
我保持鎮定，官式地先問候：「超級駭客，你返到黎喇？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZGB5ifeCG
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1bj0wjN0Z
弗洛伊德就是超級駭客的頭像，一如以往的不合襯。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLeTG0Yc4N
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz1MP4YmEQ
他以半分歉意說：「唔好意思，有d野做，遲左少少。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURetVSfqav
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfO0eSENDP
Moscow killer一直都在，只是代表著他的針筒頭像一直也未亮過邊框，即是從沒說過半句話，可是他間中還是會用即時訊息以文字回應對話，表示他是在座的。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfUxx5TjGz
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYMeDTwj8I
見現在四位《巴別塔光明會》的成員都到達，我就開口說：873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWGvfI4DxF
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls5k7y7y1P
「而家人齊，就入正題啦。」說罷心中暗暗悲嘆，我為什麼要做這種無謂的會議司儀？都怪四眼仔缺席，如果他在的話，我只要間中輕輕說兩句話帶領一下這群傢伙，有型一下就可以了。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjP5DKczoA
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyeBh8lZWD
「等等，其實你地頭先講緊乜撚野？」主題未開始已有人離題，這個人就是超級駭客，那個可恨的檸檬人。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c4x4I9q8H
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLvH9jlmio
「無乜野，只係簫風考試fail左姐，無乜特別。」賣魚勝輕輕回應，就一秒超級駭客就用世上是無情的方法回應一句：873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWq9yeATcK
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMMftRaTFh
「哦。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUECvOXF3S
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVLEJYbtqU
就這樣換來了二點五秒的沉默，直到聽到簫風在遠方的苦惱怪叫，我就繼續話題，正式開始今次會議：873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pig7pTTto
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPnQJjmBfJ
「我收到可靠既線報，近期醫院陷入封鎖狀態，相信同魚柳包有關，詳細情況我今朝已經係Whatsapp群組分享左出黎。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoVySg98zD
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcewmpKJ4V
「下？有咁既事咩？」簫風好奇地問。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkE5c6qsHi
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA53mUaKmN
不用我出口，賣魚勝已回應：「你無睇Whatsapp？另一單係醫院封鎖事件啊嘛，你識唔識人係醫院做啊？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjZly2uJ7q
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJOZy6DtsV
「可能比其他群組遮住左，唔好意思。我只係一個平凡既窮撚中學生，點會識人做醫生啊？」簫風理所當然地回應。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayY7Csrf4l
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6iYeryIT9
「咁你依排有無去醫院啊？」超級駭客以非常賤格的語氣問道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHNhiNgSKr
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbmuicxDWB
簫風以喜感十足的語氣反問：「都無啊，好人好者點解去醫院？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhngPgjTzT
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCr5MKq5U3
「你戒極都戒唔到J，我認為你有心理病，點解唔去睇下醫生呢？」超級駭客用力恥笑，可是不論怎看我都覺得他比簫風更需要醫生。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCDvTykB1G
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU9euXrXG6
「點同醫生講？唔通話『我成日性慾都好強啊，幫下我啦。』咁樣啊？」簫風的語氣異常鬼馬，單聽聲音已經想笑出來，相信這就是所謂的喜劇天份吧。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHuhXZ4QiZ
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoBVONfGkR
「後生仔，一陣J撚到腎到壞尻埋你就後悔莫及喇。」其身不正的肥佬又再繼續教訓道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZTDbxDG7f
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl2jRSGOJC
「你信我，我一定戒得到既。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmFG0yoG1Z
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cSF1cKVp6
簫風說罷，賣魚勝為免話題過度偏離，為大眾作個引導：「唔好講依D住喇，依度有人識人係醫院入面做？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKgPSRS2Of
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIVgmGaoOK
「我識啊。」非常迅速的回應，同樣是來自Moscow killer的文字訊息。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG7jabPHD9
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHM0MC1FFt
超級駭客連帶語氣和話題一起轉台，語帶著緊地問：「下？咁你又無問過佢，政府點解偷偷地閂哂D醫院？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbyNfDzDqa
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfxTo4n2Mn
作為凡人的他們並不知道背後的真相，即是「無嬰症」，若我講出真相，恐怕在座的各位都會嚇到瀨屎。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3p4zzYnwq
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPPOu7j6H0
為免情況失控，他們將在我決定公開這件事的時候，與世人同時間知道這個可悲的事實。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yErifZRmj
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5OOxI0nLM
三秒後，答案終於出來：「無啊，條友仔做婦科既，前排忽然消失左，問返D Friend先知佢原來過左夏威夷果邊渡假。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7MSBT2ARk
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHQ1Blx9WB
簫風接著問：「下？咁佢做果間醫院點啊？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0VXS9dEIm
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjklOdNvEBR
「我唔知啊，今日夜收工，唔想行黎行去，直接返左屋企，無特登去睇，有需要既話我聽日去望下。」Moscow killer回應得極速而可靠，除了人格有問題不能說話之外，是在座最可靠的一個。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV59ra6j8p
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Om3pUbBW5
「咁麻煩哂你喇。」我立即回應，這個可靠之人，值得我親自致謝。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xpNPqBRtW
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeAaX72k62
「我今日去過望撚過下啊。」超級駭客說。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOeC1zGtEI
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldoGkDSwn0
賣魚勝立即以不滿的語氣說：「你早講啊嘛。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdtjsZOCyG
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8XFkRz0Nx
超級駭客立即解釋：「咁殺手兄佢講緊，我就無謂打斷人啦。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4TzYIhFxf
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89BhEr8Moj
我隨即就問：「你睇果間有無封到？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDIqOVYloV
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg5l9JIV2s
「有啊，同你一樣，都係門口企撚左幾個人，方圓百里鬼影都唔見多隻。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkhup1vhd6
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY2hq7hU9C
聽罷，我想起有個更在意的重點，於是就問：「你有無問點解，係唔係又用流感做籍口？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1N44yQwyk
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgshgmU0ZXh
駭客立即回答：「我無過去問啊，廢事野是非啦屌，你估我唔撚驚死啊，我邊有你咁夠薑啊，ABC。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KYm2HyGzq
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VQ56aPXo2
說得好，有我這種勇氣的人確實不多，你這個檸檬廢人定必是個懦夫，這一點誰都不會懷疑。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdxprwji71
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D708VNS39
「咁即係話香港至少已經有兩間醫院封左啦？」賣魚勝以有點震驚的語氣問道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW9KChs9MF
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFi6Mcm3bS
我用嚴肅的語氣，作出一個大膽的假設：「最差既情況係全香港既醫院都封哂。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPl70Q4Tz3i
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh81cW2BdZ
簫風即時抓到個盲點問：「無哂醫院，咁D白車去邊啊？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXu2I5ayZu
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3XAC8inSv
這一點我都不能肯定：「應該去D類似健康院掛……」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3Dj9bOjQw
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipmF1llAPR
「唔理啦，總之而家香港無哂醫院，成單野已經夠爆，不如今晚就發出去。」超級駭客突發奇想插話道。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8raYHxQMe
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdJzvPG3BQ
只是單單開Post足夠嗎…？873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBIwq9MxE5
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXY1TCnLo5
不行，萬一到時有勇者潛入醫院，發現了無嬰症的話…我可失了先機，絕不能讓此事發生。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuNswG1zQA
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUJiNJVVCl
「而家未到開Post既時機。我地手上掌握既情報太少，萬一比人話我地放流料既話都唔知點交代好。」我對駭客的發言表示否定。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0Ng1tQLoW
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3O4bqa33v
賣魚勝馬上附和：「ABC講得岩……而家開Post太衝動……但我地應該點樣搵更多既證據呢？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyNtF3dDJI
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sbG49m0Bu
我當然不會放過賣魚勝無意中所鋪出的路，立刻就借勢用沉實嚴肅的語氣，打個進取的快攻：「係外面查已經無意思，不如我地入去查。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX1eDQ8MkX
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkjzomEWpU
氣氛頓時急轉直下，換來一片沉默，但這已是我意料中事，始終這個做法實在太大膽。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVQ6WX4zrV
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkM6Pa4oHx
馬上，超級駭客已展現出淆底的本性：「下？外面已經企哂人警戒嫁喎，入到去重得了？」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvreeLZ4j9
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5dFFVqL7b
為應對這種假設，我開出一個更大的假設鎮定人心：「我認為佢地執空城計。外面守衛已經夠哂森嚴，所以入面係空既都唔出奇，而且……入面既祕密，可能連守衛都無權限知道。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTKXe9YWuF
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6UFR6nZGc
「我懷疑政府有機會做緊人體實驗。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxg1f51w5H
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx02bVcRE9
「下？」眾人驚訝。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMWfAOh1wI
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqfsjJnf12
「可能政府封左幾間醫院比共產黨做人體實驗，研究生物兵器或者新病毒，如果我地爆到依單陰謀出黎，登埋上報紙，想唔紅都難。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCy3DCVFZf
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweukwwbb2f
又是一個無憑無據的空談，連說出這堆話的我自己也覺得荒謬。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmZk4Em0F5
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17MiVPeBJX
可是同時，這個謊言卻能確實激發他們心中的本土主義，熱血一上腦，人就失去思考能力。只要當中有一人認同的話，再荒謬的空談也會變成問題的唯一答案。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycIOCEMvXa
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mKhRw5GDm
「依個假設好大膽，但其實都唔係無可能……所謂最危險既地方就係最安全……香港遠離北京，而且係國際都會，無人會諗到共產黨會係係依度進行危險科技實驗，所以依個可能性唔係話無既……」首先中伏的居然是Moscow killer，真想不到。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYwsmhRGrI
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7O3lE70pE
隨著他的言論，眾人都一面倒向反政府的一方，恨不得馬上把這事揭發出來。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pxjENXeG8
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlku9bEizjK
雖然風向意想不到，但我就是要這種情緒啊。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt06yzJe7r
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ7dtOIzh3
「聽晚我地巴別塔光明會就入去廣華醫院行返趟，想縮既而家可以出聲。」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9DGGL7pf8
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivYHGv2dr1
見並無任何一人打算退縮，我就號令：873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7UmF130eq
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFX46jbwyT
「聽日，星期一，1930係油麻地站集合！」873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MXgfHWNWU
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9tv6rgSiB
就這樣，明日潛入醫院的行動就此定下來。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocJiPMWHpf
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp2meUvzSq
但會議仍未結束，因為我忽然想起一件事，就是南華早報既神祕密碼。873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBM0ltQ7ev
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEmMVQbSxS
873Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFpM7iOXJ9
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