波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5m4pkMw57
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpAAYp3zbQ
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp6UIbXPL7
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDshcWNhDj
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFpFfmFCv4
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這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w6VWgcyHh
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWoRpvtV4I
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1cAKpMqCe
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SuhjV48US
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWdxE8NVBU
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaByn5QQ6GM
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMs5iJ8vQQ
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現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM39BfFCgrW
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「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P9PHo8kdH
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「啊，差唔多喇。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PZpKJydh3
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW77Jipazy
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbO49rhCAg
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN5wAW3Pe9
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHIvjzRWZV
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ571U3y1uKt
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蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o3mT2ArGA
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H2jmtUtU1
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB44ASFDCH
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唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTygAJ6caw
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QqvxIyTUx
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4Qs3Q6u7C
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3xKoje07U
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「未顯示號碼」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpP5AJisyv
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會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJUISTK6aJ
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hFtefxpRh
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdpJafDC0c
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只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSqetKWlaj
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「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22F7i8H2tS
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「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GPUNBQAsR
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「無啊…無…無需……」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeQNhCMezc
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPPaOzqsHf
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「先生…」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr4m5gRhGK
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「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECN5Nx8G4f
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ1I56BAM1
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQY3HUrMys
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「屌你老母。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccyzN9HZs1
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明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA8XjdxVro
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXEUdsYOGB
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo9u5sYMCf
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnOLVIfQBg
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLJObGJtNS
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又是「未顯示號碼」。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswsngH05Rf
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JPVALgpNI
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaORKpuMLP
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehet7IzOZY
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNrb9orUeR
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBRtTlBLLk
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMzsJH0Eap
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF4he3ApuK
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZHyOXUWNj
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj10i96fQaE
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqHlbwtj1t
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9dvvDzVSf
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuTQ4G4glM
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不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVtnQ0c6U2
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpDdw4UZh5
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImyHuQWHvz
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6e5wq4BWK
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw56YUcGzJ
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiwtFnMXhV
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「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM9NpamQ3U
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哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CCBo1DazP
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTmUCzI8IZ
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZZorkCNwA
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkpV2DIHtV
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjHtYkx0Ik
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這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZb8gWZwYe
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaQIgwEXXK
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmqW6qU3uD
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不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VVpPJzRfS
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7viuG7ljGb
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K5mnGov8t
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sDAhvXkB3
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM9npsAKnA
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlraFJMEWWG
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd5xg0hfD6
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxg9SkVVc1
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3svUgaq3XW
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6xkRdSswt
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIYM8NcojM
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREt62RjImj
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPttgkJJFwJ
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HzjrGBDmf
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「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkx3wFPrMl
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聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjMAb38uHa
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ0w2lyn9R
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「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjVH3XnXph
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電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQJXr98Lqh
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgXfMNflHJ
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWKdecqp5p
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGEEz7IrdW
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等等……如果說剛好的話……850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp4KQmGDtZ
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