經過一個星期努力，以及上次IT部四眼仔幫忙之下，論壇終於完工。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P9m3usY4t
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwiQGP9QZi
經歷了大約二十個小時的運行，留言數已經差不多超過七百。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tmN6ce25k
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl2PeHD3Eu
主要都是因為我把它推到Facebook上宣傳，加上人與人的流傳，加入討論的新人有增加趨勢。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVW0WmUxeu
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61WduHviuq
知名度提升的速度匪夷所思，而且富戲劇性，簡直就像TVB的爛電視劇一樣。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70JZqtNoea
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUObWaxbIeO
論壇版面非常簡約，版面由黑白灰色組成，首頁只有兩個區域可供進入，一是「新聞區」，二是「討論區」。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEg95oudX2
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVuGc06dEX
新聞區的運作就是貼上有關魚柳包調查方面的最新消息，所謂的「最新消息」都是在討論區取材後處理再發出，而有權發出新聞的人就只有我。所以，其實這個新聞區根本就可說是我的個人網誌。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhDHLYqXDm
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGknBQPxWYl
想起來，其實這裡說是論壇好像不太恰當，如果說是一個帶有討論區的網誌倒更適合。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr2m8x3xOR
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uaRDgkKNe
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0AlVjNvhi
而討論區，顧名思義就是一個討論的區域，形式像4Chan一樣，不用注冊就能看到內容與發言，而帖子與高登相同，一但發帖，就不能「編輯」與「刪除」。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3DXxehQFG
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjTkGtvFis
最新發佈的「最新消息」會置頂，讓所有人都知道最新的情報。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbRIfvStRK
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOkFpTr9Sj
人數愈多，資訊量就愈大。可惜大多數人所說的都是千篇一律，但這也是難免的，因為魚柳包這件事討論價值實在不太大。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz50sM9dMH
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HTnzPLKuQ
所以現在的發言大多都開始由魚柳包轉到其他話題。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI0y5fni5X
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HTI6B8y4W
明明帖一開頭是一張年代久遠的M記雜誌廣告，樓主還叫其他人幫手看看那解像度極差的魚柳包有什麼異樣，結果最後居然會變成了海外留學，移民的相認區。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZBYUd5LjG
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenJd6HiQBu
最可惡的是，無論多無聊的帖，往往還是有一些有用的資訊隱藏著。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4VvFZ168t
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP17CeTeJv
明明一開始只是個新人報到的無聊帖子，最後幾個回覆卻是一個做了多年M記的傢伙自爆從前沒有接觸過半塊芝士。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGBZaor1Ce
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvs2bJevT0
我就似是在堆填區中不停搜索有用物資的可憐孟加拉小孩一樣，垃圾堆積如山，靠我一個人現在還做得來，但過一段時間後，可能就要請多個朋友來幫手了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnhc9EceSr
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRq76YwT9z
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbQQH5RuWC
有人會問，我也問自己，論壇的人流究竟從何而來，除了Facebook的力量之外，我得不到一個答案。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMmg3SDRf6
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn37O8MbYU
「巴別塔」的app開發還要一段時間才可以完成，現在就只有網頁版，臨時撐起論壇的，大概就是那個努力不懈地更新的「新聞區」吧？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokaqhBDNjW
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH26EN0dqLv
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkfaWLgAyI
現在，我又在幾天前那間分店的狹窄貨倉裡，不過正好沒有公事要處理，使我可以憂閒地坐在一張矮椅上，用自己的I phone檢查一下電子郵件。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZq5wxBI4F
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui1mJMHynl
就在我成立討論區的翌日，我傳了一封有關魚柳包的問題的電郵到M記的總公司，可惜一直都得不到回覆，然後我每天就痴痴的等著，時不時就檢查一下電郵，可惜今次還是沒有得到回覆，只有一些來自Facebook與Youtube的垃圾郵件。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDasXOPFnX
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgtMUF7Str
我抓抓頭，打個呵欠，警戒一下，聽聽有沒有人進入貨倉。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhvZPWA5ue
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcZb6rnuxW
嗯，非常安全。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7RDJ5jQiJ
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhzT8bOXI2
雖說沒有人在意我這個小小的IT Support，但間中還是會有一些閒人會進來騷擾一下我，或是看看我是否空閒，喚我去做一些無聊事。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglLlUIU9OO
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHFfQukkqZ
既然四方無人，我就安心看看討論區的新動向，為今晚的新聞做好準備。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazosJRV6qU
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUalOOy6N0
可是逛了好幾個圈，有用的帖子不上水，只剩下一些無聊的閒聊帖。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIur95uDQhg
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23oGLcNWLW
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70DF0Six8T
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」歌詞爽快地響起！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqNEdBLH46
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWp9XvUEvg
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgqkDP9oX2
在我聚精會神地凝視著帖子時，顯示著帖子的I phone突然響起來，把我嚇了一跳。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzEHx05fet
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTjElqr1Yb
聯絡人的相片空白，是一個熟悉的電話號碼，但又想不起是誰。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS9tW2YDe6
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAqCCDA8YS
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLikq3YC5mD
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi190uxI34V
鈴聲響到第二句，好輕快呢，真爽！但聽起來，Billie好像唱得比平常焦躁，彷佛在催促我聽這通電話一樣。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBSKiG6cls
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP9zQyYdjC
我未有猶豫多半秒，就接聽這通電話。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i1Ad1sF2N
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckcMxVhq1N
誰知一聽，一股強烈的中年大叔氣色在小喇叭傳出來，在我認識的人當中，有誰能夠做到這種異常的氣氛，第一個想到的人，就是那個失敗中年—「波叔」。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJLcEtPikH
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38p0vMmBEF
究竟打來幹什麼？難道想約我打天九嗎？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrJ511Z3A2
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupDVR3ZGtc
「喂？阿志？波叔啊。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zOWv006OE
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPS1bh8egJ
他以一貫帶點灑脫的語氣說道。坦白說，我早就知道是你。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGNasdx9J3
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIFB3ePT6p
「係，波叔？點啊？有咩事啊？」我一如以往帶著微笑回應道。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz57OiHhvG0
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUlRktnjf8
難道他找我來閒談燃燒時間嗎？但在我人生的時間分配上，與失敗中年談無聊電話的時間，可是一秒也沒有，一小秒也嫌多。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FNiZ7uKB3
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C13KJrl4z
唉…早知就不找他問魚柳包的事啦，難道這種電話往後還是會來過不停嗎？但看在他的四仔與一百元利是的份上，我今次就跟他談一下吧。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd8sLypY4X
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgKNY2JIgv
「啊，係咁既，你之前講魚柳包個問題呢，而家重有無跟緊啊？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOirdnp135I
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLXWzSoiTH
我開始聽到他好像有一絲緊張與不安，是緊張魚柳包的事嗎？又不像，如果要將他的語氣形象化，就像一個便祕的人終於成功排泄，卻還剩下半條屎在直腸一樣，「唉，明明屙到但又屙唔哂」總之就是不甘心的感覺。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLthh04S5n
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDIFP60ILl
我沒太在意他的語氣，理所當然地回應：936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KlKSa63lW
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW4VRDaHt2
「有啊，我前幾日先開左個討論區，而家都幾紅既。係喇，波叔，你唔係話以前一直都係得半塊芝士既咩？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqgP8Kdz7Q
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOThMHXlUc
「係既，但我前排諗返，又好似唔係咁……」這句話包含著很重的猶豫。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p1YO9d9e1
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZyFjaWSE6
我感受到一股大異動即將來臨：「即係你都唔肯定？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMap9d5n2Rs
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9fPgQQm6G
「有無一塊芝士我唔係好記得，但係我以前好似無半塊芝士依個概念。所以……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtVVZhZy6G
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNeBRLzsuU
他又再猶豫，感覺就像一個蘋果已經熟透，差不多要掉下一樣，我連忙催谷一下他：「所以？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl1XzWwGPQ
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0lzjyAjBc
「我會去美國果邊旅行，等陣上機嫁喇，不如順便幫你去總公司查下，究竟魚柳包發生左乜野事啦。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtb0yTAhZJ
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJkdYfuCjr
聽到這個天大的好消息，我很驚訝，心頭有一暖流直湧上大腦，興奮得一時不知怎回應好，只能簡單吐出一句：936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VBRzpa1mq
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWYD05cElu
「下？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5ChP72aa0
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwYiavjlTF
這絕對是個天大的喜訊，如果到美國的總公司調查的話，說不定會有很大的進展！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbSm7TQoAa
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUme3yIGs1
但我又心想，波叔幹什麼突然飛去美國？左看右看，他都不似是喜歡去旅行的人，難道身有屎嗎？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02iC3iV8AU
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ190cy0bHMS
算了！不管了！他現在的行動對我絕對有利，只要知道這一點就足夠了！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJS88tpepC
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0SkffbLjJ
當我正組織怎回應他的事情時，他未有等我，就拋下一句：936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRglNNctGp
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAJy2IpHPg
「咁有乜野事微信再聯絡啦。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ9gGNQj2Y
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaATHJlOBn
然後掛線。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3joGy6abd
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZjRWpHwcq
非常突然的掛線，說完自己想說的話就掛線，沒有理會對方感受，這算是務實還是無禮？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZx5M2umU6
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdhhPs41Ap
在這個失敗中年身上，我看不到務實，所以他鐵定是無禮了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYudKA1hKf
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x5DyYV6v2
雖然宏觀來說，他的行為對調查事情有莫大幫助，但一切都太突然，我不知道魯莽的他會在美國搞出什麼亂子。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqd2EWNmLr
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnoTBWiUU2
一想到一個失敗中年在美國亂碰亂撞有什麼結果，我就頭痛起來，首先我要聯絡一個在美國的舊友。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3peR0fBcAl
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu52n5tMVW
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyCBHLv6L1
中學時，大家都稱他作盧卡斯，當年以英文作稱呼在學校並不流行，所以一個自我介紹後，Lucas馬上就被硬翻成中文。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEQvrc10az
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPmEZ5lpBd
他是新移民，家境不太好，全家一直都靠綜援作收入，家裡有個爛賭老豆，可能為了省錢而自行理髮，所以他永遠都留著一個冬菇頭，加上長型的五官卻配上方型的雙眼，是個很易認的人。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzclteUUOeR
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDVDjQztqU
除了面形，他身體也很「長」，又高又瘦，膚色很白，好像一支識移動的白色竹一樣，縱使看來孱弱，在記憶中他卻從來沒有缺席過，也沒有早退，好像從沒有生過病。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzGLzM1w9s
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkZlQ2MvMg
因為他的外表組合起來有點像陽具，所以間中都會被人嘲笑，挑釁，欺負，但他卻一笑置之，繼續沉默。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAxuztiLte
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn4EwoUcJY
外表很瘦弱，精神與身體的韌性卻很強，就如竹一般，這就是他給我的最大印象。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls1wOnm6Lg
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsdpCXPxqH
近幾年，聽說他依靠著關愛基金飛到美國，考進了芝加哥大學。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9S6ocGfxY
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRavZoHmiCq
如果住的地方與波叔相近，就拜托他支援一下波叔吧。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirAJLXGd1C
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaPfS5SPAF
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpca2sQEyO
然後又要再聯絡波叔，交帶一下現在所得的情報，還有我討論區的網址。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pKKMvUgpw
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8v9Of1K2i
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t3EZazZ28
要辦的事真的太多了！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWTHpwvcgK
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuApzyouub
他的電話又打不通！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkeGOXyDTa
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhee4pSsP6c
人們都只是把電話當成Call機一樣使用嗎！？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAAqqK5VCg
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpV5CkujWP
唉……無可奈何之下，我只能在微信向他留言。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY6jUrD3YO
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeCyfXmsR4
「信就信，唔信就唔信，咩叫微信！？」每次看到微信，我都會這樣想，這無疑是個垃圾app，一大堆多餘的功能，又做不好本身的通訊功能，有時開不到app又收不到訊息，發的訊息大半天後才收到。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIlFHO3b1b
936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwPQXRswiU
不愧是中年人最愛用的通訊app，兩者根本一模一樣，要我信他，不信他，還是微信他好啊？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSbqxXMTqs
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我將該說的都用微信傳給他了，雖然不知要何時才能傳到給他，又不知他會不會看我那詳細的訊息。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMEaen0RpY
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要怎辦，就全看他的主意了，坦白說，要控制一個中年人，從來都不是一件輕鬆的事，我能做的，只有期待他不要暴走得太嚴重就好了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG1f42kCkx
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這樣就好了，天時，地利，人和，俱備！今晚的新聞稿向外公佈有人在美國M記總公司進行調查，想必會掀起一場哄動！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MNiYXhzaf
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一個史無前例的偉大計劃，即將踏出第一步。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM79ZNqEaF2
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