這是一間科技產品專賣店，上面掛著一面黃色極具科幻氣質的招牌，上面釘著以純白色亞加力膠製成的《力奇電訊》四隻大字。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrWhp7Lkmz
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裡面的空間大約有三百呎左右，擺放多個大小不同的玻璃櫃，有的高得連著天花板，有的則只有約呎高，可讓客人與員工把其當作桌子使用，各種手提電話，手提電腦，或是不同的配件都放在其中，琳琅滿目，方便客人選購。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNScY6wNgx
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLN0KXBw7m
我是《力奇電訊》旗下IT部的一個IT Support，這間就是我今期所負責的分店，雖然店內電腦很少會出什麼大問題，但小問題卻層出不窮，明明是高科技產品的專賣店，但員工則不太高科技，連插頭鬆了開不到機也不能自己處理，而我在就是負責處理這些瑣碎問題的跑腿，間中被派到不同分店駐守，方便處理突發事件。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69kWvBVQzg
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9UKwvfjoX
所有人都忙著做自己的事，就在一個人都沒發現我的情況下，我遲了半天才回來。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoAFavpI30
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VS0Yg8mUr
我能夠神不知鬼不覺地蛇走半天都沒有人發覺，不是因為其他同事都忙於工作，相反店裡半個客人都沒有，員工們都很得閒，就似是一群在藍天白雲下吃草的鴕鳥一樣，一邊低著頭玩玩電話，一邊聊天。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeFwjrjkKJ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJdIZMSq83
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEldNxTNfC
全因為我是個可有可無的閒人。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o3WYIEOyl
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg9H0JxGWS
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1TdAkMZKM
我回到又小又窄的貨倉，回到那個為我臨時搭出來的可憐位置，繼續為那幾個可憐的病人診症。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSUNhCZyl0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QpOXLyXTH
所謂病人不是人類，更不是貓與狗或是老鼠烏龜，它們只是幾台出了問題的電腦。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1ymmfhBpU
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cK7YBMtXy
事情是這樣的，大學畢業後，我找工作找了一整個月，學歷夠了，但工作經驗是零，所以一直不是吃閉門羹就是等電話。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75lFVgTCMc
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXuNnrYK8X
見我這副樣子，老母插手我的事情……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyxEvpB6cG
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkryVpyRyUW
唉，我一直認為，師奶是一個能毀滅世界的超級物種，尤其是她們進入「自我感覺女強人」模式時，事情總會變得一發不可收拾。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz8A34Ne9s
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2Rw0fvHbG
我老母，今次也不例外，她不說半句話就把我推給舅父的朋友，讓他為我安排工作。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwPlY2uxo6
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEGjIA43Se
但她根本就連我所修科目的實際專業也不清楚，只是憑著IT兩個字就灑脫地把我一腳踢進名為「力奇電訊」的龍門裡。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCApvIzEetj
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7ifFIWthY
老母的先斬後奏，如一記強而有力的遠射，殺我一個措手不及，當我來得及反應時，我已經他媽的在龍門裡。這球漂亮的世界波，就算連黑哨也不能判定越位而收回。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflmcao5kW8
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAy78UtILw
她在背後所做手腳，賣的人情，可能多得過份，人事部求其地面試一下就聘請了我。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXa6ff1nag
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y7qbSanV2
可惜她卻不知道，自己花這麼多功夫換來的職位，就只是一個IT Support，而我就因為她搞的屎棍，沒有一年半載也不能辭工，因為我總不能害了那些為這支屎棍出過力的人。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuvc9oQDWn
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCS6G8TWTV
「力奇電訊」擁有三十家門市，算是一間大公司吧，人事部跟我說會有機會晉升，而我那個做了三年的前輩基哥則告訴我：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yBpAUlR1M
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCSruUfQqO
「升條春咩，要升都升我先啦，我做撚左三年重係同D撚樣處理埋D on9中毒定係開唔到機，有時連換電燈膽都關你事。依行無前途嫁喇，轉工啦。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSFnLhT2jP
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnFfDZU21I
誰說真話？一目了然吧，升職是有的機會的，不過最少先打三年飛機。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcZPHfAeVc
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAKvWPLAAW
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhGUFdG2Sl
所以我現在就困在這個他媽的小貨倉中，處理一部因為上咸網而中毒的中年電腦，在我等待程序時，就用自己的I Phone Google一下有關魚柳包的資料，也不禁回想起剛剛與阿熹的那通電話。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO4wm4MWqA
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiuIr1kduU
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yHGExe0fB
他聽罷我對魚柳包的調查結果，非常疑惑地向我作出一個反問，彷佛昨天之事已煙消雲散一樣：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7DTRwXEzK
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtA1PRj6eM
「做咩無啦啦打黎同我講咩魚柳包啊？打錯電話？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx31q2JKZ7
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK4WyRuIYy
聽到他的反問我，我顯得更疑惑：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHuAaqgmYf
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7kKDYpY0G
「下？無打錯啊，你係王松熹啊嘛？你唔記得左喇？你琴日先問我點解魚柳包得半塊芝士既？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqBW7UPQON
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk0AegnqYi
「我記得琴日係同你釣完夜魚食M記，但我邊度有講過乜野魚柳包，乜野芝士啊？」阿熹答得很急燥，似是想快快掛線。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn5TLAi5Gt
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhBYDc0vj9
他給我一種很陌生的感覺，讓我忽略了他的情緒，直訴心中疑問：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J8lQvCeZv
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8ZuUOhvYr
「喂，你係唔係玩野啊？你真係問過我喎…等等先，你係唔係阿熹啊？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRViwyu1tOn
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70HJ3Sc0m6
阿熹講粗口有一種特色，就是第一個「屌」字必定會非常高聲，非常有阿叔講粗口的神韻：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuphArwHC4R
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0al2pSzie
「屌你啊，我唔撚係我咁大鑊？拿，認真，我有d緊要野做緊，你唔好再玩電話喇，有乜野快d講，ok?」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOv6bDscwp
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nvqS7F20B
他大概怒了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr9L4ljVH7
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAGRfXUDlX
但我一頭霧水，一時三刻不知說什麼好：「唔係哩…你話自己成塊魚柳扯出黎食，所以一塊定半塊芝士你實記得……」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcQuBpNwcj
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtFobQ5YaU
他那如同暴風雨前夕的呼吸聲打斷我的話，表示他的忍耐已經去到極限，下一刻，他要爆了：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxQSQJWYPE
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhoQ5E31cE
「屌你老味，魚柳包不嬲都係得果半塊芝士嫁啦，男人老狗重玩乜鳩野電話啊！咪鬼執著埋d 咁on9野啦，一塊半塊芝士關你撚事咩！大佬，我唔同你啊，我好撚忙嫁，你咪再打黎喇。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCu7gM5u3i
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEAY9IELu2
隔著電話都能感受到阿熹那憤怒之火，從電話的小喇叭也感到熱力之強，耳朵差點就熟透了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8pjhHQy7b
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWi0FdDs7B
他就這樣Cut線，昨日的事如沒發生過一樣，情況實在詭異。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukzF1vN6lj
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRzOXI8mcT
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DMTDPi1Vz
我望著電話上的魚柳包，想不透阿熹是真的忘記了？還是裝作忘記？要是裝出來，又是為什麼？難道是我太煩嗎？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTPwCXBBF4
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsJh7lQTIi
我又該繼續查下去嗎？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKiA2x4AeZ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBo0s1C5mo
不管了，可以按「下一步」了，我連忙將電話放下，開始處理餘下工作。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke47ku5AEj
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQeonw75Po
「下一步」又「下一步」，我做的事其實連阿壽都識做，我明明是個修讀了四年IT的大學畢業生，為什麼會淪落到不停按著「下一步」？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42w9OYZSbK
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslrnSvvKbx
真的令人泄氣得要死……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb315a7q1x0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4DqjlsbNY
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpOY09gqn2
電腦又迎來新的等候時間。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLo7ZemZ8k
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHCjxMRNZG
我便再拿起I Phone看看，魚柳包的搜尋結果其實有著奇怪的地方……不，這應該是正常的。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cLuOByxAt
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7n3qN2Ze9
不論古舊，所有的結果圖片的芝士，都不約而同只有半塊，也許像波叔那樣說，是我記錯吧？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJpT5ocXLG
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUI5jS5pzp
不過要是搜尋的不是圖片，而是網址，情況就有一百八十度轉變，世界各地，只要是有M記的地方，都有人跟我一樣，懷著同一個疑問：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxi8gyf2imV
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuzjB2RFow
「點解魚柳包得番半塊芝士？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIqeRwm5Ne
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskDIMfqAzu
「幾時開始轉？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYxg2YbaMe
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSGaQA2ar5
「由一開始已經得半塊？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2L91ZrbTe
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpckBW1ZHk
「我明明記得有一塊。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLEVBbfoi0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqiirI2nrv
情況看來有點不尋常……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzaJ0TL8zg
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCzsJlDXmW
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhzjaWyyIZ
難道是世人集體記錯嗎？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgtSG9Fw6h
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