『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8WioLXnXY
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7svqot4Lr
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR3yXouqIy
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu3JVM7Blk
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHqKB9Xmbm
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVMUjVMLIV
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbvwnePINY
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXbnGXTy2q
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYMBAj6Pzy
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoIIAxdj0C
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO8vuiHJtO
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoT7um9I80
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2DEVQyk20
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXggXzbjVT
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPvPHqP4Hi
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtFZXdcxfS
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Fq8pFJQ1F
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dAWB8ZW7o
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta408VfVyu
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptMR9Hcwc5
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cvetP83dm
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUPZhH8tYu
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovO2LlYGOR
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8mEZNuHze
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweEeAkfumV
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeQVYvEEco
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfakb2REn8h
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtr3xBJDjd
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDnQ8Um2tD
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsdzfjsDFG
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDMtXJOM4D
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBitb4yzAt
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8UpR34mMK
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDnvRgCPCL
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2HSYL50ia
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv3QiJ71wM
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTYzjLWkCK
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH5jsfcwag
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRxwck2z8B
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbensdCWVe
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MRU8PcT8n
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lSHmjyyjW
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAAbSi0IV0
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Q71LtjyV
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktLWCP0HHF
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftucfDErsF
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDjeuqD6Fx
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwLFLyPXPQ
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Uus4vMmJm
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyaGUYSdSM
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6f4bKBCnz
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ908HcocZTN
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS8WKk6YPG
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTFttqEYJv
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBXnnMqOkY
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wXZujnCja
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiKW1ok45k
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrFRnYGrkg
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Vo30ffex6
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt2LVdV1TZ
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeg307dClM
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyvORMecuc
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuuR3lib7o
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9nKIiz4eh
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5oTlde4PB
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50Rg5alGk2
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytlysl67vg
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就是位於地牢的殮房。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplKrWEGjV4
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfzEO893aF
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqkOJTKPof
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQgceXMsve
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4WBsEw6ut
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLESQoJEhn
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVSRivAO9t
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OIMmsQ3e0
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCUvY9iGJZ
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADfh8w22qb
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hXPWQQWZa
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCT7YJbmpt
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdMOoLtKsp
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrdTaVPaMd
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3hXZLkhyo
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp2IYbiCQn
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2frxMZlWs0
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2R1uvnaN6
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaBxDVrX9I
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ40gh1Vh8
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInnEhczG5E
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZx0QTrfvQ
今次作戰也就此結束。』726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKm2DqQCPz
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQhJRdOx1E
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt9xiKi0iW
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw48nWd7DPi
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNKDSyW6AN
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b8sDG4lS4
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUsTpIq5NN
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSII7xwmYB
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqSo3mW9Nu
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJAQNlb6rF
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk0OqyiOV7
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCc5qbHGsS
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAlBxjqMQ9
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0UMQsCsfI
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuD6e4wSF0
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaQi23c50P
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk62pLKwUzd
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfmQnSATf8
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqphxPDS0M
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62tplt9UXh
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGirz9PXycI
「哈哈。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhBbPXHhYa
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBrOP9eylI
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSznoxb5tr
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk18KAzsqSw
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEjjee8ls2
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsjW8DdvUX
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPSAuUq6KY
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI1AcMTq5s
於是我加上這樣的一句：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhIl5xQS2a
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUViQnTT6m
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchvIk3R5Je
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxdcfIn1hV
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TV53hcYII
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4U1UmMNIx
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU4TSPIzzR
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCSIYYvtJl
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rkl5OZgLd
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUCAHVt0xE
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW4gYlQ7no
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnorJ5Omu6
希望能讓他高興一點吧。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIAEajfgs8
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoChYVWwe0F
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05QHtNjta8
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHndr0uA9W
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiZpFiYb0o
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOZsmP2RDN
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4ivfiiwm7
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKkA1gXM31
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nbN2Vrxt5
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr9w4sWW6d
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOx53IREEJ
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEqIutFe8a
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ8iAKl8EN
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIdl64gD2X
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGSCKzCsFd
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LVR65Vd8p
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrp2lGOBS3k
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyNRBg5EnY
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAn9NKS7J67
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAi4tVwoEY
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYtB9nhlhM
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuuVfvdN0l
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtSWkY4mCv
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KDR7ZzKLo
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJDIlAYmkp
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3ZM92KWV6
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamKl8jxEJO
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9p0Wdo5ug
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepo5c68wEa
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