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你知道為什麼世界會有一種售價超過三百萬港元汽車？897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdHwXbiJQv
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAmK3O1SrD
因為那種車真的物有所值。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX2rkHHodM
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就算我之前經歷過這麼多荒謬的東西，當我坐在Bentley真皮坐椅內，我竟然徐徐入睡了……897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9uhHImRcz
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然後，我做夢。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEa2ri5xaN
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我夢見第一次和小紅相遇的情況。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X3hK2MUcK
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KBt010VMb
那天，是冬季，雨綿綿。時值初冬的冷雨，零零星星的不甚大，但仍陰得很重。濃雲低低地壓在關口，所有的東西都是濕漉漉的，偶然一陣冷風掠過，更顯得過關的人潮不甘寂寞，這些男人包括我，狗衝在過關的乾道濕路上，明知邊界後的女人是老虎，卻又無可奈何地紛紛趨前攪中港交合，驛道人車交錯，濕泥寒水之中，盛載著多少香港麻甩佬的美夢和精液？897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuSqyIWPXZ
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「快樂卡啦OK」位於黃崗水圍，是間仁K。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSBfMhoMyf
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每每步入「快樂卡啦OK」，總會聽到人唱「光輝歲月」、「歲月無聲」、「真的愛你」和「冷雨夜」。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQDgDidM7V
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有時，我不禁在想，酒和女人只是家駒的陪襯。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0NoWPVvV
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA4KupULvb
或者，香港這處地方，在九三年的夏天已經停了下來。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JBNVcdCjw
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是了，我腦裏閃現出一個媽咪，不是我老母，世界上有一種職業，叫媽咪。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkZ0Gj3j49
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媽咪阿花是個豪邁的女人，有幾次她替手下的囡囡頂酒，引發嚴重胃出血，血液酒精中毒，差點連命都沒有。但她沒有怨言，敬業樂業，梁振英話齋，香港的年青人要學習媽咪阿花的工作精神。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeOxop5Zn1
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我沒有和媽咪阿花上過床，但她徐娘半老，風韻猶存，尤其是她一雙和她身材稍稍比例不相稱的長腿，粗幼恰到好處，應有肉的地方有肉，沒有肉的地方則什麼肉都沒有，年過三十的她，小腿那肌肉充滿彈性，而且她是個非常聰明的女人，如果她不是在內地長大及天生赤貧，我想她會是一個歷史學家或科學家。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqSlqep8Z7
有一次我和她都飲大了，我問她對現代中國有什麼看法？897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwz7EPn09m
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然後她這樣說：「窮無傲骨，富無善心；民無信仰，官無良知；上無計劃，下無想法；改無動力，革無勇氣；進無明燈，退無後路。」897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH3ab53wR1
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我又問她，什麼叫和諧社會，她答：897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEsRFS7htU
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAAXG58M6H
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x8MtTZ88z
「你擺攤，叫破壞市容；他們砸攤，叫整頓市容。他打你，叫執法；他們打你，叫聯合執法。你跑，叫畏罪潛逃；你不跑，叫妨礙公務。你抵抗，叫抗法；你反抗，叫暴力抗法。他們打死你，叫圍攻執法人員導致心臟病發；你防衛，叫故意傷人。你喊冤，叫社會不穩定因素，你上訪，叫精神病……這一切，叫和諧。」897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHqYYE8fvy
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這樣的一個女子，是「快樂卡啦OK」七組囡囡其中一組的媽媽生。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYbn6ZVsuR
那幾年，我差不多一星期去三、四晚「快樂卡啦OK」，由於是熟客關係，每每有新囡上場，她都會打長途叫我上來捧場。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM6P9LU8ae
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBZbN12UfM
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Stop！Sorry！897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjToTDvryH
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各位不要以為媽咪阿花對我很好。其實她是常常騙我的，什麼新囡嫩女，其實是其他場冇掟落腳的老雞病雞，又或者是得閒得滯出黎搵外快的人妻二奶小三，時常話有「處」，結果只有「即日處」提供，又成日話有廠妹返，結果又係搵Bank柒！有一次，她騙我有一個貌似「李冰冰」的新囡上場，結果我付上七張毛澤東，換來的是一個和街市賣魚阿嬸甚為相似的無知村姑，個西打開仲成浸死魚除，屌你老母。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsx1lbqdoI
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冷雨那天，媽咪阿花卻沒有說謊。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVZmAQo8vA
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l3Kfab71A
在混俗的歡場大海，阿花以不染一切、亦不捨一切的低俗媚態，一手點著美國香煙，一手拖著一個面如紅桃，人如美玉的鄉間小姑娘進入這個大千花花世界。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ3po2F2wk
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpBFOwuvS4
媽咪阿花是菩薩，她來普渡眾生，讓女孩進入紅塵，又讓恩客進入女孩。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBeKBDk2x1
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPZHfNVwb3
小紅是新囡，第一天上班時，媽咪阿花就帶了她來坐我的檯。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ6QpUia9p
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT6ojzDYjc
於是我和小紅，一見鍾情。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNvzdrsGRC
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMXr4lmbCJ
大約是緣份天註定，我和小紅在相認第一天已經上房扑野，而且很快我就決定包養她。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5WsaW8e9f
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說來奇怪，自從媽咪阿花把小紅介紹給我之後，她就突然消失了。就像孩子吹的肥皂泡一樣，無情白事在世間上消失了。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqahKSPoUtF
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJq3Boyxm5
有人說她太多口，得罪了公安局，被有勢力人仕埋了在後山。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbegyn85me
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP13Pvdzlg
又有人說她失債，著草去了內蒙古。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoM0ANC0gh
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwpFHmQv92
更有人傳說她被一個億萬大款包了，退出水圍歡場界。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLvJXWSlLJ
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP7pwvgWaT
亦有人說她重病死了。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxtcf8wHXp
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcD5FkvNvP
但無論如何，阿花是消失了，我問過十幾個認識她的人都沒法知道她的下落。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4KplfcOlf
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwLBC2pSRg
她到了那裏，始終是個謎。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit625xgB3M
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不過，「快樂卡啦OK」並未因此而荒廢，第七組囡囡很快就有新媽咪，新媽咪都叫阿花，大抵是卡啦OK老闆希望客人記著從前媽咪的名字而不去轉場。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvey5S7omyS
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很快，就連我也忘記了媽咪阿花……897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5v4fBBKtX
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說回小紅，包養小紅那幾年，我過得特別快樂。對於小紅的缺點，我儘量不去多想，而且我把她的優點無限放大，我腦裏沒有她撩鼻屎黑腳板的形象，卻有她提起一腿塗趾甲油的性感畫面，我腦裏沒有她破口大罵錢不夠用的潑辣相，卻有她小鳥依人千依百順的嬌艷形態，我努力長年累月幹著這樣的印象偷換，令我感覺到我擁有了世界上最好的戀人。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8gwLWVT3M
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLMATn6pIn
只不過，自從她和阿權扑野的事曝光後，一切也無法回頭。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRepnNNAaJ3
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRQ6kg1npN
我甚至要用殺死阿權來平衡我和小紅的愛。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpo2qvlicJ
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是的，這是我殺人的理由。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLsG8Bvnt5
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe77uWE4rBE
因為我實在太愛小紅，小紅，因為我愛她，我愛得要死啊，我怕的，就只是我找到一個理由不能再愛她。阿權死了，這個理由就不再存在……897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QlQwi2lvV
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是的，我是這樣想的……897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXCLd5TFvX
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抑或這只是我殺人的藉口？897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhCnPOJycz
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我醒來，鄭多燕仍在我身旁，她的奶子壓在我上臂上，令我有「Air」的感覺。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71kxO196bH
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTp3Tjl7IO
之後，我發現車子駛在一條光潔整齊的私人道路上，道路向前三百米的盡頭是一個高級富豪的小型住宅區，這裏只有七家豪華住宅。建築形式雖各有千秋，但有一樣是相同的：每幢造價均在一千萬美圓以上。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb6wQvRy5S
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Bentley轎車停在一所純白色的維多利亞式高檔次洋房前，下車的時候，我呆住了。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJop9HBda3
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2JJJD8vLK
世事無奇不有，而且巧合得令人無法置信。在洋房的大門前，站了一個身穿浴袍的女人，她竟然是剛才在我夢裏出現的媽咪阿花！897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRkVKh7GuM
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Iqsm4wqBq
「你……？」897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSviB00EIN9
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「你……？」897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmkNZ9e3ha
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媽咪阿花同時望著我，眼裏流露著不能相信的神色！897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBh0uhBN3P
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更更更奇怪的是，鄭多燕在我身旁，戰戰競競地向媽咪阿花說：897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcEMUDfgta
897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0woVeMHaV
「老公，我回來了，我知錯了！(普通話)」897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5dKKViNjM
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我吞了一口口水，指著三米外的媽咪阿花，問：「她是……你老公？(普通話)」897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bH5ILC52y
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「是啊……我老公也是個女人！(普通話)」鄭多燕答。897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtzo1N35xm
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對，是同性戀，既然有鴨、有SM、有角色扮演、有謊言，怎可能沒有同性戀？897Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgKEvruNg8
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死生又流轉了，再世相逢，最後空空如也，還如一夢中。
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