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我想,托洛斯基並不是他真正的名字,但為什麼這隻SM鴨要取這個名字呢?作為實現「共產主義」的奠基者,一手連結廣大的受壓迫者,創立了紅軍,與帝國主義和法西斯進行血腥鬥爭,最終勝利回來,成立「共產國際」,把革命輸向世界(其中一個開花結果的地方是中國),高瞻遠矚地看出特權階級的出現是民眾苦難的源頭,提出「不斷革命論」,其人其事其才華絕世,本來大有機會成為列寧之後的「共產主義」領導人,奈何天祐斯大林,在嚴酷的權力鬥爭中落敗,流亡海外,最終在墨西哥死在對手刺客的冰錐底下,徒嘆奈何。800Please respect copyright.PENANASgpbofKpaR
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然而這樣一個驚天動地的名字,卻成為了一隻SM鴨的代號。如果這個世界有荒謬的事情,這個就是最荒謬的事情,其荒謬的程度甚至比Justin Bieber不存在於世界上更荒謬。800Please respect copyright.PENANAevKrTEVA9h
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鄭多燕步到床上,對著我,突然把上衣扯下,那對曠世違反地心吸力的霹靂大奶子如飛彈般激射在我眼前!800Please respect copyright.PENANAHaSHpUZmyh
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接著,她以最淫狎的語氣哀求我:「波波,求你和我們一起玩噢。今天發生的東西,你以後一定不會忘記……(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAECj3qAVRUH
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我吞了一下口水,無聲地凝視著她。800Please respect copyright.PENANAzusBpEg4eY
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性慾是什麼?快樂在於陰?抑或在於陽?800Please respect copyright.PENANA54KwaQl44L
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老老實實,對於交合這回事,我是相當有興趣的。但是我卻永遠沒法接受和另一隻鴨(而且這隻鴨還要開宗明旨擅長玩SM)一齊玩,因為我瞭解,到頭來這只是他玩我,而不是我在玩……要知道,要衝開這個枷鎖很難,我亦不否認如果我可以衝開這道枷鎖的話,我的人生可能會昇華到另一個境界裏去,不過,我沒有打算嚐試,我的肛門只用來排便(我會堅持它為我肛門的唯一用途),我不打算、亦沒有意思用肛門去做其他任何事情,就算那件事將會帶給我無限的快樂。800Please respect copyright.PENANA9kjVhMduWm
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可能,鄭多燕是希望把我改變,或者他是喜歡我,才安排了托洛斯基來這裏做這場荒唐的角色扮演,但無論如何,我是感覺被侵犯了,被侮辱了……800Please respect copyright.PENANA8G4dHJxtfs
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正著當日阿權加諸在我身上的侮辱一樣,我會----800Please respect copyright.PENANAo8S7WjM5Ko
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百倍奉還!800Please respect copyright.PENANAS5ozBTzHYh
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鄭多燕說話的時候,我甚至嗅到了托洛斯基的鳩味……800Please respect copyright.PENANASAM20zrQn8
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我站起來,步向鴨。800Please respect copyright.PENANAWwOJu4vdiu
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或者,托洛斯基鴨已經感覺到我的殺氣,他把八吋大屌收回褲擋內。800Please respect copyright.PENANAbMaBIjkVVI
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看過王家衛的「一代宗師」沒有?現在,托洛斯基擺出了戲中飾演葉問的梁朝偉動武前的起手式。800Please respect copyright.PENANAXKgQ7mJ376
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「我食過夜粥的!(粵語)」托洛斯基雙手慢移說。800Please respect copyright.PENANAeXdWUXaPEu
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「喂,你係隻鴨黎姐,仲識功夫?(粵語)」我好奇問。800Please respect copyright.PENANAl3VSQy5EzX
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「鴨不能練武嗎?(普通話)」托洛斯基腳步慢移,「我習的是傳統國術洪拳,師承劉家拳、蔡家拳、李家拳、莫家拳四袓,另曾拜師河北意形拳,自學尹氏八卦掌、太極螳螂拳和虎鶴雙形拳。(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAavtJGWbhtt
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我也擺起架式,答:「我從沒有拜師學武,一切自學得來。(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAbe1VwQIdHp
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鄭多燕看見我們要動武,反而顯得很興奮,坐在床緣點了支中華牌看熱鬧。800Please respect copyright.PENANAxkInvCDMnW
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托洛斯基和我雙手互搭,托洛斯基說:「你從沒有習武,和我打,是死路一條……(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANA7ejvUFe9vQ
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「天下之大,何處皆有武道……(普通話)」我答。800Please respect copyright.PENANAhi9w6efWvf
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「但我們始終是中國人,中國人應以國術為先。(普通話)」托洛斯基說。800Please respect copyright.PENANAoJaIGOA1JM
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「達者為先!(普通話)」我說。800Please respect copyright.PENANAy5M2ekQ4ex
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托洛斯基冷笑一下,完全沒有放我這句說話入耳內。接著他沉身坐馬,雙腳打開,注勁上身。800Please respect copyright.PENANALnplMXCWbJ
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我知道,他下一招就要用什麼「虎鶴雙形」、「蔡家拳」、「火雲掌」、「螳螂拳」KO我,不過他打開了雙腳,有位入鳥!800Please respect copyright.PENANA7hcT3SEXJK
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「屌你老母啦!撚樣!」800Please respect copyright.PENANAXYIuNP7ylG
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下一刻,我猛然一腳抽在托洛斯基胯下,仍是一招撩陰腿。800Please respect copyright.PENANAQfBMIghtSY
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鄭多燕大聲驚呼,奶子上下擺動。800Please respect copyright.PENANAUdp0qJuPwF
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」托洛斯基發出了把一百次高潮集中在一下中發生的慘叫聲。800Please respect copyright.PENANAwrmpLFFP0N
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之後,托洛斯基捲縮成一隻蝦般在地面上打滾慘叫。800Please respect copyright.PENANAjwt2UBziZi
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事實上,因為他是一隻鴨,這一腳我只用上七分力,一孖睪丸肯定沒有踼爆,但他的大屌大概有三個月不能工作鳥。800Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZTDLltYrK
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對於一個用鳩搵食的人來說,這種懲罰是嚴重的。800Please respect copyright.PENANATUyVVBeDfK
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我快步衝出房門,離開單位前,我發現托洛斯基的Bally銀包和勞力士手錶,我順手把手錶和銀包內裏的一千五百美圓取走。800Please respect copyright.PENANAwnABNhl0vx
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當我離開建築物時,背後響起鄭多燕的叫聲。800Please respect copyright.PENANAbTNpz5ei1t
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「波波!波波!你不要走!你不要走嘛!(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAibpARkzxkE
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我從來不知道撩陰腿對女人有沒有效用,當時的我在想,我一陣會在鄭多燕身上實驗一次。800Please respect copyright.PENANA3KauaeNExH
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在建築物大門口,當背後的鄭多燕還未到前,那兩個在酒吧出現過的Agent Smith又出現在我眼前。800Please respect copyright.PENANAGAMgCthUi7
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照鄭多燕的說法他們都是外星人。800Please respect copyright.PENANAgLVvM5HzSC
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由於鄭多燕一直都在鳩吹,我可以肯定這兩人一定不會是外星人。800Please respect copyright.PENANA5fZ1aZoQUq
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當我不知怎樣應對這二人時,其中一人首先帶著嚴重敵意開口:「Sir, who are you?」800Please respect copyright.PENANACmiZwMAEc1
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「who are you? (反詰)」我厲聲問:「Who are you? Tell me first!」800Please respect copyright.PENANAoI783FoiY9
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兩條鬼佬對望了一眼,大件頭的Agent Smith說:「I’m Mitt, he is Jack, we’re the body guards of Mrs Chiu.」800Please respect copyright.PENANAYCJ8ZISUj3
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我再一次反詰,「Body guards of Mrs Chiu?Who is Mrs Chiu?」800Please respect copyright.PENANAA0awcJiOCa
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Mitt手一指這時候來到我背後、衣衫不整的鄭多燕,是了,原名XX的強國移民鄭多燕原來還有多一重身份,Mrs Chiu,朱太吧?800Please respect copyright.PENANAkYrg8mujN4
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鄭多燕躲在我背後驚惶地說:「哇!波波!外星人又來了!保護我!(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAdFCiXFL4Qr
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我回頭想兜巴星柒她,但我沒有,我憤怒地說:「朱太,你再出聲我就打鳩妳,我一定會!相信我!(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAZXESoeWcPU
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鄭多燕當然不敢再出聲,因為她知道我會。800Please respect copyright.PENANAhflbJJG8CV
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Jack說:「Can we take her back now? Sir?」800Please respect copyright.PENANA60RYy7lTjB
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鄭多燕看著我,大力搖頭,眼神中充滿著惶恐。800Please respect copyright.PENANAimPsyMmalw
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我拍一拍自己頭顱,清晰一下思緒。既然鄭多燕為求扑野一直在鳩吹,托洛斯基也只是一隻付錢玩SM的鴨仔,這兩個站在我面前的鬼佬一定不是什麼外星人,他們自稱是鄭多燕的保鑣,而照他們對鄭多燕不敢冒犯的態度來推測,他們大有可能是鄭多燕老公所請來監視自己老婆的人,他們一直跟蹤這個淫婦,目的就是要把她帶回給老公吧。800Please respect copyright.PENANAWFNOHgq7Jz
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不知道為什麼,我對鄭多燕產生了憐憫的感覺,我問她:「不要騙我,這兩個人是你老公請來監視你的嗎?(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAFDVmgMXTzG
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鄭多燕眼中充滿了淚水,用力點一點頭。可能由於太大力點頭關係,連她的大奶子也隨著晃動了一下。800Please respect copyright.PENANAmcvw8RESso
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我再問:「你老公姓朱?(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAOuKaG3L0cv
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鄭多燕再點頭。800Please respect copyright.PENANAoJkxzuqzz0
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「現在他們要帶你回去見老公嗎?(普通話)」800Please respect copyright.PENANAvtl7z4cpMV
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鄭多燕再點頭,眼裏的淚水差不多要氾濫開來。800Please respect copyright.PENANAayeWzCoVIk
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從這種反應和態度去推測,假如她回去的話,相信也不會有什麼好事發生。800Please respect copyright.PENANAIkrvK9fw39
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我轉頭和兩個Agent Smith說:「I go with her, ok?」800Please respect copyright.PENANAkhG5FA4jnK
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鄭多燕雙目閃爍出極度感激的神采,或者她從沒有想過我會這樣做。800Please respect copyright.PENANAjLXRVXuVNT
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事實上,我也不知道我為什麼會這樣做?是好奇嗎?是憐憫嗎?抑或是我原本存活的世界已經崩潰了,所以我幹什麼、做什麼、想什麼也沒有關係。800Please respect copyright.PENANAi8tjTJZc6X
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Mitt和Jack考慮了一會,然後Jack說:「no problem sir.」800Please respect copyright.PENANAS0jVVGeXfF
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不久,Mitt駛來了一輛奶白色的Bentley驕車,我相信單是這輛車的價值已不下三百萬港元,鄭多燕的老公一定是個超級富豪。800Please respect copyright.PENANAOwf3nWmNQi
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我和鄭多燕坐上了Bentley後座,上車前Jack搜了我身,確認我沒有帶任何攻擊性武器,按照他搜身的動作來說,我有理由相信他做保鑣之前、如果不是一個FBI,就是一個。800Please respect copyright.PENANAhExI3QKb4e
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在那真皮包圍的超豪華高級車廂內,鄭多燕用力撓著我的膀臂,我感覺到她在顫抖。800Please respect copyright.PENANAICQ0StENg2
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在那安靜如海的豪華車廂內,也不知過了多久,鄭多燕突然輕聲說:800Please respect copyright.PENANA44ts7vWAXR
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「多謝你。」800Please respect copyright.PENANAOKb3LFKEle
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也許,這是我認識她超過三十六小時以來第一句真心話。800Please respect copyright.PENANAlQDSePPehi
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有一件事情當時我不知道,原來距離Bentley驕車百米以外某處,盧卡斯正騎著他的綿羊在等待。800Please respect copyright.PENANAqlHkZTr0B3
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他一邊咬著魚柳包,一邊看著自己的I phone,內裏的地圖中顯示著我I phone的位置。800Please respect copyright.PENANAgcRZQIDwfs
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盧卡斯的確是一個可以信賴的年青人。800Please respect copyright.PENANAC5wpXMN84J
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