波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14czoNp7qW
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0vi0sq0P0
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXYwyYk203
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wsTu1wiR7
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxEuIqVhLL
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYMIWML0Mj
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLakxiG0pBn
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4atKnmEAW
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLCm4HSkW5
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31fKGKtRcw
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4jmxQ97Lj
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2a0PpuAZS
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz385OG3Mm
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg0OFRVJAq
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUR3ES8ypS
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cLBar4Y5F
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYb32bJvz5
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6nu4S3CAL
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Go1VvssRN
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbt1TOpT6s
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXgOODJa6A
「啊，差唔多喇。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43Y2YP5bi8
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe83LlPqPkm
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrovVxYpkwd
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIPR3EU5dT
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9g08iTLUP
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1X9fMv3c2
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQulQKpcg6y
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybXShNrv6w
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIQmlhJe7S
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jt6pHTFJo
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYDc9UwlFM
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH67Vk1vl51
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwj1d4Tixq
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sfnlsk6yu
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJUt7UmZfD
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ8pylk4lr
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB0hiycOX6
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fdzk3ikrW
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ7tzXlmuf
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdNk9V13BL
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2zU0iTfPU
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YViBKvOrN
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6FrNA5xMC
「未顯示號碼」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVjTcKVUpi
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU6FUwXuLC
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpayV9I5SVu
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpeORTe0iF
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFsEejlcfh
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrTfuKUlWX
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTMPBXuIsf
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxcKPgSy6D
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIhPuABl2j
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50zX3wwWw2
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOotjo1jl5c
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSXGcfGxfb
「無啊…無…無需……」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUL8fLK6Iu
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE0TENnshu
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7E9CooFRm
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuQPUBrOom
「先生…」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNjwutvAMK
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmWv2tm6k2
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD3L3psF7l
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsmgYM9fqN
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzheyDyCNq
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gYag61mDg
「屌你老母。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVjNzsLkDd
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutIKQoZC0r
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdcg3p5nlr
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWN5MfpqoN
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDg8Hwmdfw
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmQgVZOo5t
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVYDbQlvyu
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7Qd6kF6My
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPPjVrJn7N
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhO4WkpQWe
又是「未顯示號碼」。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSi3NZTLNA
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLJizmjZcs
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48jqr78v0X
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5Ft4tuDCE
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGm1IfEjYV
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY9KGK5Y4r
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwWYGD3wO1
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgbDPm6T4f
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcXkzvZVEL
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaohTKQgbRU
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UyiWXo2Mq
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqghicFCVR
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMVChkcHTm
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSObjI9pNvq
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl2KcTSxCm
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9ZiuDZPb0
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEWVCUfxu3
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleJQKh3gg0
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThlHqMLlJQ
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdnMn0siBQ
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXel36lhRZ
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpspzOGqKBt
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmW0dJj8tS
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3oznDbAOT
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh8W4SVwrU
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhG3YpVmws
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpSeiLi6wK
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vyf3FtMwp
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ0XEMhL8r
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeWNSrn75Z
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVrjaVBSf8
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcp13IfCZC
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52O51lUFwG
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk77jeevXI
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVBxMwGsOz
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDGF97IKb0
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyBLmZ9hgZ
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC3pZV2MPf
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgDla02Iyo
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2ykRWhGLl
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMgpBPEPXO
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV4NnQgQr9
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYEnI0wlYK
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzclo8mMF5
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yfcGxVpzu
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fQ5fMCUMo
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtln8mDFUHl
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5PUqOddTF
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B2x3EoQj0
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT0GGS4FAD
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVD3zKNaey
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMYD7aJxlt
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuX1rXsGzp
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoeZK776Bl
「條友信得過嫁喇？」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gxU3cgVzB
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX1iQAlCG5
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn3Zvgxpxs
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULDvKDppYk
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTgl4Mkoq9
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QQmD9AUwR
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzKGSO4hg1
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODb8sCD79d
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eejxw2KYp
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmtsmF8YxY
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe6bUXr6wb
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVbj0apvc3
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyfuq4MGhm
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLW9c7fdwP
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcV7VIVZJV
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUXixypemm
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMbbXzCptx
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDb8btIBT7
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqjwG9zoKc
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZaLl2fW0J
等等……如果說剛好的話……810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsmQCY8E60
810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC9d93CGUO
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。810Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuKdTZdLxe
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