「原來而家魚柳包得半塊芝士架炸？」阿熹驚奇地問。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3vrLTezfi
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阿熹是一個二十六歲的青年，明明生活習慣正常，但一頭短髮如被山火蹂躪過的青草一樣，又乾又硬又鬈，黑白雙間，看來奇異得很，配上他天生古銅色皮膚，很容易就聯想到他是一個於爆炸現場走出來的卡通人物。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTsa7FF7SC
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他是我由中學認識到現在的好友，小學時因為過度百厭，一度被當年的教畜班主任懷疑他過度活躍加智障，嚇到他老母花容失色，連忙捉他去檢查智商。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkErQsGVWzE
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但結果不是什麼智障，IQ反而高達一百四十，證明那教畜是大錯特錯，後來還加入了門薩學會。雖然擁有高智商，但學業依然一無是處，使他得以和其他同學同步升班。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpMQBmopUs
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我們是中一時認識的，「你既智慧，加埋我既才幹，一定惦硬。」是我跟他說的第一句話，當時我不知道他原來真的是個天才，其實我也猜不透一個如此的天才會與我成為朋友，或許每個人也需要一面哈哈鏡去提醒自己是獨一無二的。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5hgDmr7aH
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他大腦發達之餘，運動神經也很好，在短短五年的中學生涯，我們合力取得過兩次學界冠軍。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps6CZQvJXG
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上天是公平的，雖然智勇雙全，但他一副似是經歷過爆炸的外型，以及小得差不多只有一線的眼睛與厚得像一孖臘腸的嘴唇，加上不拘小節的不羈性格卻嚇走不少女孩子，只有在這方面，我比他稍為優勝。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpV3JKaGp9
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時至今日，他不知以什麼手段為生，但活得自由自在，大概世事都給他看透了吧。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzglGSil1E
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現在時間已是夜深，我們剛剛釣完夜魚，來到這凌晨時份沙漠裡的唯一綠洲，即是M記，品嚐我們的晚餐。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzBzICPyHc
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剛剛他一打開那個賣九元的魚柳包，彷佛看到盒內有一群蟑螂一樣，高八度地叫了一聲：「屌！」，然後就說出那一句話。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLL22nf56t
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本來店裡人不多，雖然播著分不出是Mr.還是陳奕迅的歌曲，但氣氛還算是如自修室一樣安寧。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3T4MkjDvL
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就因他這一句「半塊芝士架炸？」，把所有人類都把目光聚到我們這一檯，坐在落地玻璃旁的阿叔更是怒目而視，讓我尷尬得要死。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWiiizmI4r
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阿熹卻依然若無其事，天才多怪人，這大概是他們的專利吧。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYwznt4nKz
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我喝口可樂定定驚，再無奈地反問：「你唔係而家先知啊嘛？」1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQL4AGxtrS
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他有他說，人有人說，大家似是活在不同的世界，因為他總是說自己想說的，聽自己想聽的。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk5tDOJoo6
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所以，我剛剛的話大概被當成向那包被榨乾的茄汁包裝袋說的。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZQJ1MYpR2
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他再以埋怨就語調「補充」道：「一塊咪好地地囉，M記真係仆街，成日偷偷地加價都算啦，而家仲居然偷工減料，真係好撚過份喎。幾年無食就變到咁既樣喇，過多幾年塊芝士都可以無埋啦！」1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZEdhItPxZ
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「話時話，佢由幾時開始轉左半塊嫁？」佢指魚柳包。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKyzMnVUju
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「不嬲都半塊嫁啦，之前做過M記果個阿廣係咁講嫁嘛。」我懶懶閒地回答。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRyzwIj8mx
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但他再度激動地說：「無可能！我肯定以前係有一塊既！」1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOX8FURSHD
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------噢，你該不會以為自己比阿廣更清楚嘛？他是做了差不多五年的M記兼職啊。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh0QJ8XoTX
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「你話以前有一塊，你有咩證據啊？」我理智地反問。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9YYq8H651
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「拿，阿志。我話你聽，由我識性開始，我就係咁食魚柳包嫁喇。」1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG8qtRYmb2
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說罷他把魚柳硬拉出來，清晰地見到芝士黏在魚柳邊緣，依依不捨地脫離麵包的懷抱。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVWYCwBMET
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就這樣，原本賣相不討好的魚柳包變成一堆悲劇，如一個失去矽膠的整容女子，乾巴巴地躺在紙盒的一角，以他沙律醬作淚，無聲地啜泣。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvDaBt5ham
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而本屬一體的魚柳，則被阿熹一口吞噬。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ1hOCuoSM
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「所以我肯定原本係有一塊芝士，而唔係半塊。」他一邊嘴嚼魚柳，一邊口齒不清地說道。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAQcNQeWYH
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阿熹說得的確沒錯，先不論吃法是多麼的古怪與無禮，這樣把魚柳拉出來吃，確使芝士的存在一目了然，但我能單單依靠著一個怪胎所說的話就下定論麼？1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRRKpBcVBO
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當然不能。所以我選擇反駁：「可能你記錯呢？唔通所有人都記錯，係得你一個記得？」1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD96c7yO5Hk
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「點解唔可以？」他這樣回答道。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUyYrIsank
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然後再補充：「唔通你無懷疑過咩？你諗清楚，係唔係『真係』一直都得半塊？」1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZMgsFB3k4
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『緊係啦。』如果這樣回答，我的人生可能就繼續平平無奇地走下去，現在想起來，也許這樣還真的好過一點。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaSV0E40E6
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「其實我都記得以前係有一塊既…」偏偏我這樣回答道。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizAdaSGzGE
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不是因為他施加壓力而吐出這句話，也沒有敷衍他的意思，只是-----1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHXRka7aSw
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『我確確實實地記得，從前的確有一塊芝士的。』1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXMi6elP1H
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為了証實我這個模糊的想法，於是我找上陳錦波。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg7FwVNFMX
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陳錦波；一個M記的區域經理。1236Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL923C1NSRE
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