離開我所出生的醫院後，走過兩個街口，便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過，自己正身處在黃大仙，要找私立醫院的話，近在九龍塘已有一所，要找公立的話，就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzAn1FS5dE
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基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方，而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院，自問方向感不是特別好，地圖又看不明白，以免人生路不熟，所以一下子便決定了去向。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTcEkH2F78
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我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN，沿途沒經過隧道，也沒有發生什麼怪事，就是一場普通不過的車程。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6c7xnJCZq
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YxiQNs7rC
小時候，我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感，因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻，自己又親眼見過，駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬，而且駕駛風格急進野蠻，所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjnXZxMFj4
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPlBUqWqLW
根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我，收集大量謠言，再加入創作力量同幻想，便得出一些結論……876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmvVkca4dk
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlciOk3bTEf
紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具，間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫，更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方，使我從此對它退避幾分。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlehVQtO10
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebQ7sKj0DT
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直至中一時期，一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西，在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔，看來他應該空閒得要死，一聽我們要出外，就「知會」一聲要跟著來，然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了，全因他的一句：876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNRQ1ryLNJ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlHA7fryoO
「搭乜撚野巴士丫，又慢又「澳」到仆街，出到去都暈陀陀喇，重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊！拿，跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦，男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫，屌，都戇鳩鳩既。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoUVceKrgT
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JKiitYcMr
那個年紀，誰又懂得拒絕人？對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs3sEV7roI
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxjEggFU5e
一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我，被迫乘坐的初體驗，實在記憶深刻，畢生難忘，恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO3B9jtEkC
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFF2BI1Ut3
那時候，我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸，更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人，因為在我的概念裡，有資格上紅VAN的人，都定必非常黑暗。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPbdIHRfK4
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo8PHmzDvi
上到車，第一件事是什麼？我問你，第一件事會是做什麼？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHPx5yMh5f
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8eW17m26L
當然是付車費啦！要是在巴士忘記了的話，司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0VHeQE7l1
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkdHOdPbRw
如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話，後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFFyqfT6Zs
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcMznpLVcZ
我連忙取出八達通，打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNDvHSFkcv
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLOX6fnzg6
可是……！？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgMCtoesMf
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmUcu7gIGf
八達通機呢！？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfJql1x7JJ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7dbJU6eKy
找不到這個，讓我極度不知所措，一股熱流直湧上頭部，緊接著是強烈的暈眩，還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好！？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPvPWIuSHN
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怎辦好！？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAGHrqwtnz
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaWcjjlIcK
我已冷靜不來，心想要現已前無去路，後有波叔，要是不做點什麼，被那個口叼香煙，兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺，也非什麼怪事。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA8W0X61w2
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3zXggOqQX
在我腦海只想到兩件事，一是逃生，二是對不起老豆老母，我還不想死啊！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyxC3nNx5P
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFeEpBSJll
是壞的情況下，我還想過反正已洗濕了頭，一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL9gyUlmCO
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbMZYtXrPc
「喂，靚仔，你發羊吊啊，快D啦！」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6KHFVOh4z
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyGNLazmZH
司機催束一下，使我更加緊張，正想埋怨：「我搵唔到部八達通機啊！點算啊！」的時候，就被波叔用力一推，將我帶回現實世界。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnT4eMoXMR
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCnypmMdPS
用力很準，一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位，然後輕鬆地坐在我旁，緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkzpwIZTQO
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIQhfPkyRq
「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊，想比人屌啊？」波叔小聲地責怪我，但我仍困在一個疑惑之中，原來紅VAN是免費的嗎？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYoQvU6FQl
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1fG0Y6F0S
還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkU5s6LurO
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4AwKnkSbj
為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下！？難道他們也是老江湖嗎！？原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知！？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFcLT9nJxG
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8PuAIkx8k
嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了，別斟酌在這種小事上吧，總之現在我就如坐針氈，苦惱不已，還有極度的不自在！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnz0JOCp99J
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCOtSjSeKv
「喂，你聽唔聽到我講野啊！？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVizvADiXc
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nsMyHebcB
見我呆若木雞，波叔加重語氣質問道。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXxBEAtnBp
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8arNv8BrMs
我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應：876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCobpOB6IC7
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OlSG8SmGA
「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNcvOsEU0X
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A7o6N6LjY
波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情，凝著我兩秒，然後嘴角失守，呆滯地笑了兩聲，用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說：876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLfI5HKRaF
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFNG9OekCS
「傻鳩，落車比錢嫁。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb5OdkwNfI
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi2fQwPb4s
「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5LcQPHTNQ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5xEtMPhhU
我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊，異常不安地反問。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFdCJ1dU4V
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadY3tkn19M
見我的表情，他笑得更失控，再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋：876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOelgNBiOZp
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9gL9w9twC
「收現金嫁，小朋友，你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsSrw3xA27
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStRhzLQrLE
我猶豫一下，猛力點頭。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0mGZ9L8nG
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrJHWZ87ws
「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死，原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyBsuHvsDN
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMknkTiIwQ
見波叔笑得失態，我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯，便問過究竟：876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU1UIE3r47
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcKqApbs0l
「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…？」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeNqRjO9bv
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWQI9OJOGf
他的瞬速收起笑容，目露凶光地瞪著我，看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕，把對話停下來，不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團，還未放鬆下來的我，更嚇得差點尿出來。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWEoSHq2pq
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y9cLDa5O8
波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋，看來頭要被扭斷了！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxuHSwRf3Z
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwk4N7jYo9
「波哥……」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmoMSJp37O
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQRLAAMPQV
這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……！？我嚇得不敢說半句話，大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶，這就是走馬燈嗎……？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EUT9kK0d8
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPmVm8Vfp3
尿是忍住的，但淚卻禁不住落下，連帶鼻水一起。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lniRRAvg4
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhetMQwT3n
「我而家三十未過五，邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你，叫我波哥。」876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvysJdqPbhJ
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p8KZJsfaw
他認真地說道。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQzK2Fk1tW
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L8kxyS5i3
我卻交不出任何反應，只是眼鼻水俱下，呆呆地望著他。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyAhM6QHUH
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwNjG1JLkk
不是因為我問他黑社會的事，所以要殺我滅口嗎？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRWZB408yx
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m8DE0hNhj
解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣，焦點回到我這副怪模樣，他卻反被嚇了一驚，那個驚奇樣子，之後我只見過幾冷，分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U799SNcPF
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiLyEhyvSn
只是一個驚青小子，被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了，有必要這麼驚奇嗎！？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLq4tKHy4p
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjas1JYXeg
真的小題大作！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMTuVXWrcP
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuTgjlKlcS
不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…？876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf5C3Q3wwK
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevetZVYWiY
也罷，看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應，我的心沉沉地定了下來，然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRLZ6UBYLM
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhGKnx7fb4
看我面有難色，他瞬速反應，順手將我的頭推出窗外，讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑，幸好旁邊無車同行，要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51f0E1BJQT
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2m5LbrFyy
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjeMC8oaFQ
事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題，才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車，也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界，比起紋身人，一些西裝友更加壞事做盡，一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3lFBxU95S
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8lsbX8A2M
其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具，與其他巴士，地鐵或電車一樣，只要有錢，普通人也能隨意乘搭。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquCaWGwKTE
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnHukuqjPS
爾後，因這次慘痛的經歷，天資聰敏的我深深明白到，要是盡信謠言，不加以思考，分析與證實，總有一日會出事，小則自取奇辱，大則引火自焚。876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRYZTBHOw8
876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN660QimxT
深謀遠慮，行事謹慎的「新．周壯志」就此誕生！876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT62qMcjDm9
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