今天,就在凌晨四時至五時半期間,巴別塔「沉默了」,「關閉了」,「消失了」整整一個半小時!915Please respect copyright.PENANAefXvmuxUXe
915Please respect copyright.PENANAcsgZKX3sae
損失實在非常重大(僅在聲譽方面,始終現在還未有廣告收入),四眼仔絕對要為此需要負上全部責任。915Please respect copyright.PENANAO2PIhxJq0J
915Please respect copyright.PENANAVO5AzD08q1
能夠迅速解決今次事件,全賴超級駭客與本創造主的精密計劃。坦白說,要麻煩他在凌晨四時半就偷偷打開公司門口放我進去,實在有點過意不去,但一切也是為了巴別塔的大義。915Please respect copyright.PENANAakMriolLTC
915Please respect copyright.PENANAxViHdX4MCd
即使要超級駭客、四眼仔或巴別塔光明會一眾汁男赴湯蹈火,上刀山,下油鑊,或以任何形式悲慘地犧牲也好,只要是為了巴別塔的末來,這小小的損失,我是樂意付出的。915Please respect copyright.PENANAejXi5k6ob3
915Please respect copyright.PENANA9IfLQ7ClRD
915Please respect copyright.PENANAI3JPSSOqeM
一切也很順利,進到黑暗又空無一人的店裡,我迅速地用四十分鐘解決Server的接駁問題,令巴別塔可以準時凌晨五時三十分回復正常。915Please respect copyright.PENANA8jCtgNgbyG
915Please respect copyright.PENANAFILweCAx0W
巴別塔的本體就此由四眼仔位於新蒲崗的家,搬到旺角這個人車交雜的鬼地方。915Please respect copyright.PENANAAqFngBNhnB
915Please respect copyright.PENANAFwVJLgLQep
可是,安置在這裡已經是最好的選擇。要是放在家中又耗電又佔位置,老母絕不會袖手旁觀,然後不求甚解地把它當成遊戲機,看不順眼就隨意把線拔掉。915Please respect copyright.PENANAUeXws77V8g
915Please respect copyright.PENANArpze5yIDru
她這種原始人又怎可能明白在這台小小的機器中,裝載著一座跨越世界限制的偉大建築?915Please respect copyright.PENANAbvTMBU0NeQ
915Please respect copyright.PENANAQHR2waGyu4
家裡不行不要緊,香港還有可以替人暫存Server的公司,為什麼不給他們一個機會呢?915Please respect copyright.PENANAl7rNqxv41k
915Please respect copyright.PENANAbIKYSxFDDz
不行不行,昨夜的光明會飯局已將我的資金耗了不少,而且我又不想為了只放置一個月而大費周章。915Please respect copyright.PENANAArVGmSkdmy
915Please respect copyright.PENANA8YI3Md8NnJ
公司的小房間裡又有電掣,又有多餘的Lan線插頭,放在這裡不就是分秒也在浪費麼?既然在公司有多餘的資源,為什麼不好好利用一下?915Please respect copyright.PENANA8v8Ir8lpxd
915Please respect copyright.PENANA6RA5PV00RF
資源單單的放置著又不會產生任何利潤,不如救濟一下偉大的巴別塔,好好取悅得本創造主高高興興,說不定它朝會得到莫大的回報喔!絕對是一宗不錯也不敗的投資!915Please respect copyright.PENANA9yuphs18ER
915Please respect copyright.PENANAq8FKPFYIns
加上萬一被公司裡的閒人懷疑的話,背後也有檸檬人撐腰,只需一句話:「公司野黎,唔好惦。」所有人都要立即收皮!915Please respect copyright.PENANAAVwjjNGllS
915Please respect copyright.PENANA9sCjNnQwHM
想到這裡,正與檸檬人置身在M記,吃著早餐全餐中那份滑蛋的我,不由自主的笑了一聲。915Please respect copyright.PENANAsogJ87yWUx
915Please respect copyright.PENANAy7kEy3Lh0B
媽啊,我真的是個至高無上的天才,一切也計算得太完美了!915Please respect copyright.PENANA3M3V0GN6aq
915Please respect copyright.PENANAB9aWofZ4Ce
915Please respect copyright.PENANA4PcZKfq50m
檸檬人沒有為意,只是雙目無神地看著自己那部「三叔」大Mon電話,間中用巴別塔App的語音轉化功能,在不同的帖子留言。915Please respect copyright.PENANA7wFtKv1vyX
915Please respect copyright.PENANAlbm1YHizGV
然後感恩地吃著我賞賜給他,一份包含著無上光榮的珍寶早餐全餐(坦白說,原本我想只買塊薯餅給他就算了,豈料他居然自作主張叫了這份貴到嘔的套餐,還追加多杯咖啡,怪不得他會這麼肥,該死!真該死啊!)。915Please respect copyright.PENANAVQQ29apyx5
915Please respect copyright.PENANAuvEzz1NTyv
我並不討厭跟檸檬人陷入沉默當中,因為與超級駭客不同,那種幽默與知性沒被帶到現實世界,在我眼前的他就只剩下一本假正經,肥肉,以及周年晚會的醜態。915Please respect copyright.PENANAxrbvWsBzoW
915Please respect copyright.PENANATeb81Cj0vN
唉…若要應付他的話,反倒會使我更累吧,究竟好好一個人,要怎樣才能患上這種強烈的網絡人格分裂呢?915Please respect copyright.PENANARRuTZjvCw5
915Please respect copyright.PENANAPuef8nq7Sc
不像他,與一眾都市人,非必要的話我不會沉迷在智能電話上,比起這種自閉式行為,我更喜歡觀察世界。915Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y1W8wTaEO
915Please respect copyright.PENANATqGRs8Fy20
現在我正留意著一名黑絲M記女經理怎樣西口西面地責怪一個黑眼圈青年,看來青年已經很累,大概是因為疲累而做錯了事吧,真可憐。915Please respect copyright.PENANAbgBETZzmbo
915Please respect copyright.PENANAzaQSpwi81z
面對悠然自得的本人,他率先打破沉默,無論世界重來多少次也好,這都是既定事項,因為我死也不會開口的?915Please respect copyright.PENANAJlVI5uPsbh
915Please respect copyright.PENANADAqWysFnkO
「ABC,你發唔發覺依排好似多左鬼佬?」915Please respect copyright.PENANAFUflhbcSTn
915Please respect copyright.PENANAQs5jmpkjJd
「嗯?係咩?」坦白說,我完全發覺不到,因為其他事都已經夠我忙了,所以近幾天實在沒有時間與精神深究巴別塔上每一個Post,只有檸檬人這種閒人才有時間巡遊整個論壇。915Please respect copyright.PENANAEoL2tVQkHh
915Please respect copyright.PENANADipcVyzen2
「係啊,你睇下,唔止個名似啊,重貼埋相出黎添。」他把電話遞給我,畫面顯示著一個Post,發佈時間是四小時前,而發佈者是已注冊會員,名字叫:「Friendly Mean Person」,標題是「我有一個關於麥香魚的證據」,明顯是經過Google洗禮的文體,內容是一幅正在M記開生日會的小孩們合照,其中一個小孩正在吃的魚柳包,模糊地突出了三邊芝士的角,看起來應該內含著一整塊芝士。915Please respect copyright.PENANAMRV3uKkQXd
915Please respect copyright.PENANA9oYa97jy2j
環顧四周,在視野範圍正有三人在吃魚柳包,可是沒有一個可以突出那麼平衡的三邊芝士角,足以證明只有一塊芝士可以做到相中的效果。915Please respect copyright.PENANA10z6OlPoJF
915Please respect copyright.PENANAwKbYaih9ci
但相片解像度不足加上脫色,再掃描進電腦,難以實在地證明相片沒有經過加工。要成為打擊M記的武器,還有一點距離,要是擁有實體的照片則另作別論,不過要登上我們的巴別塔揭祕新聞版,實力已足夠有餘。915Please respect copyright.PENANAiixPSfzk4X
915Please respect copyright.PENANAEP3PzDX7Rk
「可能同個App有關啦,始終琴晚都上埋App Store喇,有鬼佬DownLoad落黎玩都唔出奇既。」大概有這個機會吧,其實我也不太清楚。說罷我把手機交回給他:「比返你。」915Please respect copyright.PENANA2fUhDhPrHT
915Please respect copyright.PENANAi49W7OHq2G
接過電話後,他又再問:「嗯,乜你個App支援人講英文既咩?」915Please respect copyright.PENANAq1ONg8vFnN
915Please respect copyright.PENANAD9WPoWiwrc
我呷一口即磨咖啡,看看那個女經理的責怪停止了沒有,居然還在罵,青年繼續有氣無力地道歉,這種事究竟要維持到何時!?915Please respect copyright.PENANATXht9R9d0p
915Please respect copyright.PENANAQJMpl6Ua0k
大約兩秒後,才對檸檬人的問題作出回應:「唔止英文,重有西班牙文,法文同普通話,係設定度較就得喇,你鐘意都可以開黎講下英文既。」915Please respect copyright.PENANAegUVoIod4d
915Please respect copyright.PENANAET4N6Cp6NT
期間一眼也沒望過他,繼續注視女經理。915Please respect copyright.PENANAspr2z5gMTL
915Please respect copyright.PENANAmjN7vlAyrT
「你地都幾有計嫁喎,點搵到咁多讀寫程式嫁?」聽罷我心想:喂喂,你不是超級駭客來嗎?這種小事也值得稀奇?915Please respect copyright.PENANA15xIJwQvdk
915Please respect copyright.PENANAOW77froORU
「有好多方法既,我同四眼仔都有門路搵到,始終依個世界有好多比人遺忘左但依然有用既野。我地只係搵返佢地出黎,作出適當既調較,出黎既效果都唔錯。」915Please respect copyright.PENANApgcTvCFYHS
915Please respect copyright.PENANAyqJremd4pQ
坦白說,我幾乎,不,不是幾乎,而是根本沒出過什麼力。全都是四眼仔找回來的。不過我們現正處於合作關系嘛,所以以上都屬於「我們的功勞」。915Please respect copyright.PENANANXQHDiDD47
915Please respect copyright.PENANAiNAKzRdoQ9
「以依個方向進發,你地打世界市場既話,勁過『高……』」他帶著禁不住的笑容說道。915Please respect copyright.PENANA2fnNHBqbvr
915Please respect copyright.PENANAfVe4ibmTaJ
「……唔講得!」我身體不由自主的叫出來,聲音之大足以讓兩張檯範圍內都聽到,怎麼會不能說出那個名呢?我都不清楚,就是有種感覺告訴我不能說。915Please respect copyright.PENANAD3RCfCC3a5
915Please respect copyright.PENANAKoenEJFIQo
在我大叫的同時,正有一群自由行從地面來到這家位於地庫的M記,當中的強國小孩隨即用異常尖銳的聲線呼喊:915Please respect copyright.PENANAZms1gYZgiq
915Please respect copyright.PENANAdI4RQECRWm
「嘩!是牡丹樓啊!(國語)」915Please respect copyright.PENANAUZYmrjgbCQ
915Please respect copyright.PENANAWQ01upykdv
好讓我的「唔講得!」被完美蓋過。915Please respect copyright.PENANAnKYd19lDDf
915Please respect copyright.PENANA6QonsZjpHN
「才不是牡丹樓,是M記啊!(國語)」一名女子立即回應小孩,整團人立即以又尖又大的聲浪,旁若無人地哈哈大笑。915Please respect copyright.PENANAQbGWpJYdpf
915Please respect copyright.PENANA9j7fheuatE
「哈哈哈哈哈!」「哈哈哈!」「哈哈哈哈!」「哈哈哈哈哈!!!」915Please respect copyright.PENANAIbzlaKSYzx
915Please respect copyright.PENANAcm8EfMQETr
真的好難聽……915Please respect copyright.PENANAUjPU8JES0q
915Please respect copyright.PENANAG2DPrr32AZ
我腦海有個問題,為什麼大陸人連說英文,即使只是簡單一個「M」字也要用普通話說呢?915Please respect copyright.PENANAW5dpktfkwf
915Please respect copyright.PENANAqskWbVA7QN
好好的說「M」是不行的,死也要說「M(\)」,究竟有何居心!?915Please respect copyright.PENANAhdq3wtpEeX
915Please respect copyright.PENANAN0Mse1eocs
我輕輕再呷一口即磨咖啡,冷靜下來向檸檬人補充:915Please respect copyright.PENANAwCrCLZbaDD
915Please respect copyright.PENANACISy1JTvWv
「我地叫開佢做埃利都。」915Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2IpoV5DH6
915Please respect copyright.PENANAeAEcdCC7Zx
可能他被我一連串的詭異行為,或是突襲的強國人嚇到吧,此刻他表現得有點疑惑,經過兩秒後才回復正常:「點解會叫埃利都?哦…你將巴別塔比喻做巴比倫?咁叫佢做埃利都都無話唔岩既。」看來他也知道埃利都是什麼來,礙於外表,我真的難以在現實「確實地」將他當成超級駭客。915Please respect copyright.PENANAknQiwj7MGb
915Please respect copyright.PENANAcc3inehiNr
他笑了笑,整棚牙也充滿熏黃牙垢,讓我懷疑這傢伙究竟有沒有刷牙。然後繼續剛剛被我所打斷的話:「我地會超越埃利都就只係時間既問題黎既姐。」915Please respect copyright.PENANAazuDtIXbPZ
915Please respect copyright.PENANAXFi5hJTArY
「根本蚊比同牛比,大家志向都唔同,點比較啊?巴別塔既方向一開始已經係類似YouTube或者係FaceBook,係世界性既,單單打一個小城市邊有前途嫁。」915Please respect copyright.PENANAmqtZud20K9
915Please respect copyright.PENANAouCvXlOgF9
「以打一個小城市黎講,埃利都都算幾成功啊,我以前都成日上嫁。」以前有些人會把擁有埃利都帳號當成一種身份的象徵,看來眼前這個檸檬人也不例外。915Please respect copyright.PENANAzqbD7ctpS7
915Please respect copyright.PENANANg1ueTVRph
「幾成功都好,都已經係以前既事啦。以前有邊個唔上埃利都?但而家又點?你重有無上?無啦。點解啊,因為佢已經變哂質喇,所以你先會轉去巴別塔啊嘛?我話你知,時代會進步嫁,埃利都最多咪紅果十年左右,係歷史上就只係一點閃光,過多二三十年無人識佢嫁喇。但過多一百年都好,我都肯定!個個都重會記得,而且可能重用緊巴別塔,只要紅到出世界,先有資格成為歷史上既恆星啊!」915Please respect copyright.PENANA6QxKqjXQVi
915Please respect copyright.PENANAdJzcslWunj
915Please respect copyright.PENANATI5W7ctQIR
好像說得有點偏激,但我是這樣相信的。915Please respect copyright.PENANArNixJ26LTD
915Please respect copyright.PENANA1LpMWOVyF1
915Please respect copyright.PENANAexSYzYB5fF
「Ha Ha You're Dead!」915Please respect copyright.PENANAfGClxNNTiS
915Please respect copyright.PENANAexrEiotqO7
915Please respect copyright.PENANAXxhlkvKm4y