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中午時份，我和鄭多燕在一所高級餐廳吃了一個豐富的午餐，由於我們都是中國人，因此侍應生對我們特別好招呼，最後這一餐盛惠二百二十美圓，單是打賞的貼士我就給了二十美圓，錢，當然是鄭多燕的。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXU5nTyeWz
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鄭多燕之後帶我到了一座六層高建築物的頂層單位，她按門鈴，沒多久有一把操普通話的男聲應門！屌你老母，又是普通話？又是Big Six人？難道香港人真的和Big Six人有緣嗎？951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNUj7oq3Mr
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男人說：「社會主義好！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeK9MvS3X6
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鄭多燕答：「共產黨萬歲！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N01garLgY
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門打開，是暗號嗎？男人讓我們進去，屌你老母，我終於明白這個男人為什麼叫托洛斯基，因為他真的和托洛斯基長得一模一樣……951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E7ZUqDCfs
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至於托洛斯基的長相是怎樣，自己去Google搜尋一下吧，如果大家還找到的話。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGJKiEKelO
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是的，是一模一撚樣，簡直是複製人一樣的相似程度。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuCVJExpro
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那是一間非常普通的房子，住上任何人都可以的「萬能Key」，在這裏住了一個托洛斯基當然沒有任何奇怪的地方。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZnZr1S06q
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「托洛斯基？(普通話)」我問。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTghzugzJx
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「Yes！I am Leon Trotsky，any problem？」托洛斯基答。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvexJDrqeRk
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「中國人？西方人？(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjswTMcUeAx
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「中俄混血兒，原藉河南。其實我是中國人？這麼爛的普通話……香港人？(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft8Z5Zublh
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「是的，我是香港人！我的名字叫陳錦波！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUIzHjNvSC
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「好名！好名！好名！大家都是中國人，一家人來的！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKika9Ln3MI
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如果可以的話，我想說「調理農務蘭花系！乜撚野一家人呀，中國人係中國人，香港人係香港人，屌你老母！」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurmkFk0sO7
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鄭多燕說：「是時候了，你可以把一切秘密告訴他知道！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk49sv528o
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托洛斯基坐在一張發霉的殘舊皮沙發上，對鄭多燕說：「他可以相信嗎？XX，你應該知道事情的嚴重性……這是關乎整個世界的大事件啊！萬一他洩漏了出去，不單是我和你會沒命，甚至會有三、四十萬人會為我們而死，你考慮清楚了沒有？(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLScaGixWL
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「三、四十萬人會為我們而死？」我想著，吞了一口口水。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEbRvDCq48
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鄭多燕大力點頭，這下點頭，連帶著她的大奶子也震上一震。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxoCiQrJpc
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這剎那，我看見托洛斯基正看著鄭多燕暴乳燃燒顫動的奶子。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE6pX3vlVn
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「你……(普通話)」托洛斯基指著我說：「陳先生，請你坐下來，接下來的幾分鐘，你將會知道一個凡人永遠沒法理解的驚世大秘密，我希望你有心理準備，OK？我知道，如果一個人沒有這種心理準備，一下子接觸到這個秘密，會有兩種反應，第一種是不知所措，大腦像是關上了開關一樣，一下子不能思考，進入『呆』這種狀態……(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOID9fayRsn
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我坐下在托洛斯基對面，說：「第二種呢？(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2h8IbXILm
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托洛斯基托一托他那副溥儀眼鏡，以非常非常認真的語氣說：「痴撚左線！(廣東話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY63jgQOzNZ
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「嗯？你識講白話既？」我說。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEmVXL55Y3
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「我精通十七種語言，坦白告訴你，我其實是一個學者，我是美國哈…哈……哈佛大學的天體物理學博士！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzXsNfrZRT
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「哈…哈……哈佛大學？(普通話)」我說。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIwCGno7Xo
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這時候鄭多燕步入了一間房，臨走前說：「你們好好地談，托洛斯基，把一切都告訴他！我相信外星人也快要來了……(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8XC9yEWqZ
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托洛斯基凝重地點頭，然後高度集中凝視著我說：「你預備好了沒有？(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jH6Z6r6QN
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開場白太長了，我說：「請你開始，我現在是一隻空杯子，什麼驚天秘密也盛戴得下！(普通話)」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykoVFT3NKe
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房子內的氣氛一下子彷彿高了八度。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5xRfI8aWx
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「一切都要從魚柳包開始……(普通話)」托洛斯基眉頭一皺，娓娓道來。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXUZPVcCsB
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「荷里活有間大酒店，三個肥婆學踢波！學踢波！」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBi4xAr1rK
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是尹光鈴聲！仆街！就在這時候，我的I phone響起來。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUIN23ERHy
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「Sorry！Sorry！」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DilFyHSSK
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「喂？邊位？」我掏出I phone接聽。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQuYZAxFS4
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「……………………………」沒有回應，生存多年的直覺讓我有點急燥起來，開始不由自主地猜測對方的身份：951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuieLRuvhng
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「阿志？」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQtkenhb5o
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「………………………」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvlSrJy0HD
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「小紅？」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIw2IUeQjS
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「……………………………」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAFE6UPQFY
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除了這兩人外，還有誰會打給我？想來想去，居然就只有他們兩人，不禁讓我有點落寞。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d2IcacIL1
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但我的身體好像還記得一個人，而且自作主張地吐出他的名字：951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwM6hCIuou
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「阿……權？」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuZZcBO8Fj
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……………………」對方好像聽到我說出一個完滿答案一樣，安心地掛線。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEkTJaHbMA
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難道是阿權打來嗎！？不可能！我明明已經大約十日前在深圳親手把他殺掉了！951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX3wiE0TQY
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這剎我腦內彷彿被鈍物重重打擊一下，心臟也似從胸膛裡跳出來，一股暈眩迅速無情地侵襲。
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