經過一個星期努力，以及上次IT部四眼仔幫忙之下，論壇終於完工。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VurfHzVP4
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdFPl4FT1f
經歷了大約二十個小時的運行，留言數已經差不多超過七百。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKv4ibFgvg
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNa4jA2zoy
主要都是因為我把它推到Facebook上宣傳，加上人與人的流傳，加入討論的新人有增加趨勢。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnRdHrUJtf
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxCRTMXsxC
知名度提升的速度匪夷所思，而且富戲劇性，簡直就像TVB的爛電視劇一樣。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Bdlglwgm
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAwqb17AX3
論壇版面非常簡約，版面由黑白灰色組成，首頁只有兩個區域可供進入，一是「新聞區」，二是「討論區」。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBSMSEro4t
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvOstB0vUJ
新聞區的運作就是貼上有關魚柳包調查方面的最新消息，所謂的「最新消息」都是在討論區取材後處理再發出，而有權發出新聞的人就只有我。所以，其實這個新聞區根本就可說是我的個人網誌。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEveuG1BHfj
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6kbhLQezC
想起來，其實這裡說是論壇好像不太恰當，如果說是一個帶有討論區的網誌倒更適合。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrrfpcnRNA
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31Fuo7t9ep
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiXlrSg2JZ
而討論區，顧名思義就是一個討論的區域，形式像4Chan一樣，不用注冊就能看到內容與發言，而帖子與高登相同，一但發帖，就不能「編輯」與「刪除」。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1khgJXpnIv
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkuBTNKqKe
最新發佈的「最新消息」會置頂，讓所有人都知道最新的情報。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3T5FJUiuH
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7adDU8K7T
人數愈多，資訊量就愈大。可惜大多數人所說的都是千篇一律，但這也是難免的，因為魚柳包這件事討論價值實在不太大。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cA93j0dRP
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAFRmu9fpR
所以現在的發言大多都開始由魚柳包轉到其他話題。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04aLsvjmjQ
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndfYf59XFh
明明帖一開頭是一張年代久遠的M記雜誌廣告，樓主還叫其他人幫手看看那解像度極差的魚柳包有什麼異樣，結果最後居然會變成了海外留學，移民的相認區。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWmZSi8H4D
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJx3u24FOp
最可惡的是，無論多無聊的帖，往往還是有一些有用的資訊隱藏著。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALjDUBRRpD
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwpUDD4y5I
明明一開始只是個新人報到的無聊帖子，最後幾個回覆卻是一個做了多年M記的傢伙自爆從前沒有接觸過半塊芝士。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX60csjV11t
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaMVZ0FWyE
我就似是在堆填區中不停搜索有用物資的可憐孟加拉小孩一樣，垃圾堆積如山，靠我一個人現在還做得來，但過一段時間後，可能就要請多個朋友來幫手了。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZaos2vQN6
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1DXgm9GhZ
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvHdtztkhN
有人會問，我也問自己，論壇的人流究竟從何而來，除了Facebook的力量之外，我得不到一個答案。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbIBHRDeZ9
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlZPJ8kaCv
「巴別塔」的app開發還要一段時間才可以完成，現在就只有網頁版，臨時撐起論壇的，大概就是那個努力不懈地更新的「新聞區」吧？939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCug4EWbyRH
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVRNtH5J4v
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGt9O7LHhg
現在，我又在幾天前那間分店的狹窄貨倉裡，不過正好沒有公事要處理，使我可以憂閒地坐在一張矮椅上，用自己的I phone檢查一下電子郵件。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNptMWJlMe
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwwfu3kW2v
就在我成立討論區的翌日，我傳了一封有關魚柳包的問題的電郵到M記的總公司，可惜一直都得不到回覆，然後我每天就痴痴的等著，時不時就檢查一下電郵，可惜今次還是沒有得到回覆，只有一些來自Facebook與Youtube的垃圾郵件。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXNJnhErLg
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqisC8SPGg
我抓抓頭，打個呵欠，警戒一下，聽聽有沒有人進入貨倉。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8GBhaU81l
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCAV5dQCLV
嗯，非常安全。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAAtgw9i67
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGQCtXw0QT
雖說沒有人在意我這個小小的IT Support，但間中還是會有一些閒人會進來騷擾一下我，或是看看我是否空閒，喚我去做一些無聊事。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50Md2MZ9yq
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaZ87kPVku
既然四方無人，我就安心看看討論區的新動向，為今晚的新聞做好準備。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2jdWQYbLO
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInNonAhX9S
可是逛了好幾個圈，有用的帖子不上水，只剩下一些無聊的閒聊帖。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6mfe6akbj
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR2J4DWyS1
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE18FXUbh9
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」歌詞爽快地響起！939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuyfCUgYKz
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgP5cR7kth
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecMHk3vyzt
在我聚精會神地凝視著帖子時，顯示著帖子的I phone突然響起來，把我嚇了一跳。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLh6ZDyDZ9
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX1SgEAZIU
聯絡人的相片空白，是一個熟悉的電話號碼，但又想不起是誰。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvSHfrCh0M
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VHlLYBu9a
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEZm3CK483
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2tSOVeYj5
鈴聲響到第二句，好輕快呢，真爽！但聽起來，Billie好像唱得比平常焦躁，彷佛在催促我聽這通電話一樣。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAVcVSGNIx
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmzky7I56o
我未有猶豫多半秒，就接聽這通電話。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdTqlbSKk3
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0DgyzDl0m
誰知一聽，一股強烈的中年大叔氣色在小喇叭傳出來，在我認識的人當中，有誰能夠做到這種異常的氣氛，第一個想到的人，就是那個失敗中年—「波叔」。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4vYikzgvQ
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tojeLmqY5
究竟打來幹什麼？難道想約我打天九嗎？939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBe2PFGYJE
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx9ZqA6o3b
「喂？阿志？波叔啊。」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKd9OAqDSo
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnVO5JdRZY
他以一貫帶點灑脫的語氣說道。坦白說，我早就知道是你。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yr4D9Myvw
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA78rafEVI
「係，波叔？點啊？有咩事啊？」我一如以往帶著微笑回應道。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdm4KhlZ6f
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb4367NBt5
難道他找我來閒談燃燒時間嗎？但在我人生的時間分配上，與失敗中年談無聊電話的時間，可是一秒也沒有，一小秒也嫌多。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uUaX4lseN
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeEssuDWXT
唉…早知就不找他問魚柳包的事啦，難道這種電話往後還是會來過不停嗎？但看在他的四仔與一百元利是的份上，我今次就跟他談一下吧。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL9aclXflT
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoLT3A4bnr
「啊，係咁既，你之前講魚柳包個問題呢，而家重有無跟緊啊？」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBlavRD4Cv
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLds9EwFeh
我開始聽到他好像有一絲緊張與不安，是緊張魚柳包的事嗎？又不像，如果要將他的語氣形象化，就像一個便祕的人終於成功排泄，卻還剩下半條屎在直腸一樣，「唉，明明屙到但又屙唔哂」總之就是不甘心的感覺。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KSfi3KyNi
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75ZdFXgkrv
我沒太在意他的語氣，理所當然地回應：939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoGIlWXUhA
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iU22VK1ix
「有啊，我前幾日先開左個討論區，而家都幾紅既。係喇，波叔，你唔係話以前一直都係得半塊芝士既咩？」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEkfdG87ho
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPvKEVoWEY
「係既，但我前排諗返，又好似唔係咁……」這句話包含著很重的猶豫。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8vjIvlcMT
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xXTudS3Po
我感受到一股大異動即將來臨：「即係你都唔肯定？」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcTC0p3rIF
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk5T7GFOc1
「有無一塊芝士我唔係好記得，但係我以前好似無半塊芝士依個概念。所以……」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrntxc9sTQM
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHObVsXdST1
他又再猶豫，感覺就像一個蘋果已經熟透，差不多要掉下一樣，我連忙催谷一下他：「所以？」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhO9aKt7sTk
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG29cEwM5Jh
「我會去美國果邊旅行，等陣上機嫁喇，不如順便幫你去總公司查下，究竟魚柳包發生左乜野事啦。」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT6GCVnRvH
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM9m8mfEpr
聽到這個天大的好消息，我很驚訝，心頭有一暖流直湧上大腦，興奮得一時不知怎回應好，只能簡單吐出一句：939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4QWBR58Sf
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCZiEshJLG
「下？」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXOAT13MrV
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFboywuXK6A
這絕對是個天大的喜訊，如果到美國的總公司調查的話，說不定會有很大的進展！939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcCSYB4zh4
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGwQUEMUMc
但我又心想，波叔幹什麼突然飛去美國？左看右看，他都不似是喜歡去旅行的人，難道身有屎嗎？939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1VpnPrLej
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ0cBSPhSV
算了！不管了！他現在的行動對我絕對有利，只要知道這一點就足夠了！939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrMLPBYQdg
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNZa2h50l1
當我正組織怎回應他的事情時，他未有等我，就拋下一句：939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaRvRI3bMW
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5xCnm9ymI
「咁有乜野事微信再聯絡啦。」939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLAifr4cRW
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCRnj3SsO1
然後掛線。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6DJFWyf9M
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtuWTlxwi3
非常突然的掛線，說完自己想說的話就掛線，沒有理會對方感受，這算是務實還是無禮？939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCRyUmPGdn
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLlYl3V8Yc
在這個失敗中年身上，我看不到務實，所以他鐵定是無禮了。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYTsnR5zGj
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPirPkuU2w
雖然宏觀來說，他的行為對調查事情有莫大幫助，但一切都太突然，我不知道魯莽的他會在美國搞出什麼亂子。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV8GPjmDEK
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyp6Z1Le6w
一想到一個失敗中年在美國亂碰亂撞有什麼結果，我就頭痛起來，首先我要聯絡一個在美國的舊友。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH60fxd2ntU
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bA6hiTBDz
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuz74AK09KL
中學時，大家都稱他作盧卡斯，當年以英文作稱呼在學校並不流行，所以一個自我介紹後，Lucas馬上就被硬翻成中文。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82emyXFnY4
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKSBHDzDnQ
他是新移民，家境不太好，全家一直都靠綜援作收入，家裡有個爛賭老豆，可能為了省錢而自行理髮，所以他永遠都留著一個冬菇頭，加上長型的五官卻配上方型的雙眼，是個很易認的人。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggdsF8qJf4
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BthTmZGio
除了面形，他身體也很「長」，又高又瘦，膚色很白，好像一支識移動的白色竹一樣，縱使看來孱弱，在記憶中他卻從來沒有缺席過，也沒有早退，好像從沒有生過病。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4vyMlxODR
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtikEqyMYxZ
因為他的外表組合起來有點像陽具，所以間中都會被人嘲笑，挑釁，欺負，但他卻一笑置之，繼續沉默。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrrqBScvqb
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOSnuIEOlh
外表很瘦弱，精神與身體的韌性卻很強，就如竹一般，這就是他給我的最大印象。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpUP2KVCpK
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBbImDq6Yo
近幾年，聽說他依靠著關愛基金飛到美國，考進了芝加哥大學。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ4mMp2VTA
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroN5ElHZyW
如果住的地方與波叔相近，就拜托他支援一下波叔吧。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktb3WSMPF0
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHEAZiZVTR
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGme1ZCg9X
然後又要再聯絡波叔，交帶一下現在所得的情報，還有我討論區的網址。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaxEheqjaY
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwX7M27LNip
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORE7HLxnel
要辦的事真的太多了！939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZELAmOyly
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEk2sEnhUF
他的電話又打不通！939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDDED3HbRu
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3N5Cl4Aay
人們都只是把電話當成Call機一樣使用嗎！？939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N6d533OnQ
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GqmSy2ADl
唉……無可奈何之下，我只能在微信向他留言。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwwMpLvbP0
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDnPriJhd8
「信就信，唔信就唔信，咩叫微信！？」每次看到微信，我都會這樣想，這無疑是個垃圾app，一大堆多餘的功能，又做不好本身的通訊功能，有時開不到app又收不到訊息，發的訊息大半天後才收到。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx514wcqim
939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynpHIeM5io
不愧是中年人最愛用的通訊app，兩者根本一模一樣，要我信他，不信他，還是微信他好啊？939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvfmGZUmKU
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我將該說的都用微信傳給他了，雖然不知要何時才能傳到給他，又不知他會不會看我那詳細的訊息。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWz294Th4K
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要怎辦，就全看他的主意了，坦白說，要控制一個中年人，從來都不是一件輕鬆的事，我能做的，只有期待他不要暴走得太嚴重就好了。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjM3iasrdn
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這樣就好了，天時，地利，人和，俱備！今晚的新聞稿向外公佈有人在美國M記總公司進行調查，想必會掀起一場哄動！939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogbPOTkiL1
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一個史無前例的偉大計劃，即將踏出第一步。939Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrB0DCOBnK
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