「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS8KzjNMWF
睡彭無奈，但係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQLz6h7Cju
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh1uRD57Ec
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqt0QBTgYB
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dHFN6Uuw9
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNl0cTetBW
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFadI3aIZ5p
「同你地一樣。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPJjijFuTo
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybLgxslTZc
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbQvJ3zdlN
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgbMqevuWq
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP67XmAdDwe
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepg7RcnXr3
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTXrh8mKnB
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYNqOVDdxa
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZtBoH3hy9
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwW7nhF0wU
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSSC6eDruj
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hgRBERDaz
「咁你呢？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk52IpbEU2
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8Qbdy0JeS
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UXOeLAWL7
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbWnpTKhfF
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pbi6iqLVG
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovWwW07vjc
半小時之後…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceecJ2Om5I
… (我地仲等待緊時機)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJhj0ONYOn
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ5090suPi
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2RtU4ZugY
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVRhLiDbEu
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPcdoelQGa
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWbzgTrTPG
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFhrurXGj0
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQql9rVAN
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMebUwTQOV5
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBO4LYRpyI
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYIjAfBtvH
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHyqaTr0eJ
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxrdyR91pt
「玩女人。」我回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECPbdEkcaX
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFcAVryAtr
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2wV3NgAvE
之後句號再問︰627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeeKx1k0RC
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWERv6yeXMQ
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfCHdOHJnj
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN2YTff43p
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8jIgcbY0k
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZyDl3ujh5
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIMg469Nd5
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ809XV8pMMM
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvcUOeuoxd
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzgVgbAeUY
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT6JLylmuf
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM9OPIrsnb
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmqXwD0ylk
「正呀！」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPXEk1x83r
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJe6uJjalJ
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCQxlnBp9Z
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCWVS4nNZP
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL5U1u6DmS
「龜姦呢？」句號問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Omq1k5KLB
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtO5v1ER2an
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bAvSAVEmE
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb9bx7kFN3
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt9O3Mt5DM
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF3fc5DRh3
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhhmSe5EoZ
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bBcgInOof
而我就正正經經咁樣講：627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNqzOZXziO
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsbdSGvloK
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwFkQwWe3E
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK0fbhdMNw
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY7ZUdURbD
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ch6GOsTfa
(哇哇丫丫丫！)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3WPU0WyJe
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TxC2CpDRH
而藍精靈就竟然…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaS8FpZqpV
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV097teNjM
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5ACcTMYpq
