「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicn5Wnf9m7
睡彭無奈，但係…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXBBYLRvlN
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcXj77OhxP
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4nWm86aWy
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnGXFsWwBC
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4aVOmqvCa
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RCZcCFn6h
「同你地一樣。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SKGLoNbTd
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqQOMWnVOf
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUN9wcM1cm
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ilhAUTvR
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JEkV84o9m
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjJIesoM22
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZDJ1qM2xh
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT8BJM9EMm
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCJ1d8wtXe
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhMvLhUgs2
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn7mwB027X
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPyf2eb7Ov
「咁你呢？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc6oCqpSwj
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxtKpdR668
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh5uqb5c78
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsH6r2HyGO
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ABBXncij
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzNKcDhICu
半小時之後…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hjjTl7zJl
… (我地仲等待緊時機)531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAJcZ1slun
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qx73xMjlc
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe35f443LpQ
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg32Jz5uFgV
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqkjq9rqa0
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjLp2ztq8Q
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93RgZvILke
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE0ZwL9iSz
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUVIme2iHs
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTFnftdrSj
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus7rkj7cm6
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvB6q3hrpG
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnUgThoLxf
「玩女人。」我回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTBCxze2VH
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhi7g6r1vj
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqehyw6Fvd
之後句號再問︰531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6r9jVhUJk
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IwBjVRK0G
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX5oIuaIXU
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnwFPZ2Xjv
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqqWrG8NTc
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRt3Ck34iN
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccQ3Pcqu0G
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaY5ps7cBl
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP8PaBKzhA
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS8Kb3iqqg
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh152F82ls
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25NEcSwhwh
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaUxv1TQps
「正呀！」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xvFxnvReS
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJUE6zBBjM
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyzlErqTKO
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFbOAgEl2H
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoKifF5zpz
「龜姦呢？」句號問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfd38007g1p
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d60sPjDXv
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Lr3qU6i3
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW3oDmWTbY
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGevEEDt932
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj30XUg1xtZ
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YdU608qLb
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcoKZNAKGh
而我就正正經經咁樣講：531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpLvCl2INQ
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHf2dbGtXH
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT4W4Myaga
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSa3NWcC86
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzwGx08osO
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WiRLAHjMT
(哇哇丫丫丫！)531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp2bK4nzFS
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkCkrbFMWr
而藍精靈就竟然…531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGwf7ggwSl
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G4TkF6gtJ
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 531Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4aEaIoBoX
