「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBzBpCEVMY
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirTvVrfgET
「佢追殺我呀！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEnhk8WnH2
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc5lalsg14
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSAuhGT1kI
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69JApv9LNd
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiYu92V4DJ
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbBLlaF0Xy
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaspTUju01k
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7lcZE6a3z
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zgj8QXD39
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAuOFhBwt4
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYzGQUTVW8
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J6kOz8dG9
「哼，猥瑣。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj9Fq2wkBT
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcMMzNWWtU
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb66mRbEei
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7orRufgPSP
「咁打雞呢？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fqc01YE2H
「都未打過啫。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE1yBuduA2
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFMMyicxH4
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN14BLAfZG
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DVZFlWQGI
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3ZWvpbjUo
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tIRg4phPv
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTBoQmO6Y4
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r5seXcjZz
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8C35mO92u
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmjikbI5h9
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38EyEmaofr
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6jfBIU2R2
「我問侍女呀。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2gKYDwTF3
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKVw7rX694
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpeponyle5
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMdqcHazl8
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHNkfBPCQ3
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpG0IW3CxF
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtARwgj8v0Z
「係呀，有男仔約！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEUsup6vNC
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJKTcVcNYe
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmprgVedB9
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq6Ml56dzN
佢及頭。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjUj65kl3T
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO70QKHTB4
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTEK0I9tGA
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM09NOdxnO
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWPwafUqTJ
「咁我呢？你都照打？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQZS0FCTZr
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZDYvggWXc
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1GiU5vT1i
「哈哈，好呀。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewUg4GS6w2
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvSnSIdafj
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGNFJEvSHD
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVwmootKqM
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiBYt893tH
「你講真架？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5o4c1r5Se
「假架！前面果句。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQDpO4cZMf
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4IQg8YToa
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTsvPT46NH
我地好快上左車…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dmoKuBbkO
響車上面…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyZtGHaXNo
侍女咁問︰530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAtw1IO3T5
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqNLvnm3AD
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8wPJ3Fdja
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjmG2ftejA
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWD3xOdXNL
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV32DJZ3dWK
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkWh5aSLtg
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsabbqBJoV9
