「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hofoIyrmZ
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVEL0eVrH7
「佢追殺我呀！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uyr6ne2ZC
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2cvdWAXTk
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ5ui07jMJ
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiODPoPHHx
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrfEdLbgyP
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYbiTfFJpk
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC3HLakQoM
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvN73jJ6uG
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp9B1F8UAB
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyyYvmJ12t
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkgY4Ddkqc
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBLN3HG30K
「哼，猥瑣。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUqeId7abj
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MNAANv4TB
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB7YHoPxl7
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4pMAYzs95
「咁打雞呢？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoHAWc8o9e
「都未打過啫。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv121dy7aoB
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJk36TEa2l
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8N14MMpK4
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUR2z4DpyD
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5eU45dXTb
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF4NJCKpZU
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV4WSI2UgD
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwFygQ6fPF
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLA1PYKB0M
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGtQBT40V9
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOAMQlouVy
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJhEqRe4mc
「我問侍女呀。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJni4QMokB
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKt6GDxjfl
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODgYhXc2Wt
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3NU4sc6Qv
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7NtXMye7k
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PQol3cd22
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrgTDw021U
「係呀，有男仔約！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgWYzbcq2c
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6ipvYxGRk
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTpT7Eh5kB
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDPrvrhW9Z
佢及頭。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C3nCMaf6a
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lHQ2Ubdix
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCuIkNV7N0
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ebp5JRPPl
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ4VtxpJCM
「咁我呢？你都照打？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3qaJZ6uHl
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScMUJUucI9
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXveCPkgVJ
「哈哈，好呀。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpmfma4w0h
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡritRHSlFi2
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYucTHMSv9H
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqBsSXQRRj
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7IETqM1CN
「你講真架？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbofh9uXhYk
「假架！前面果句。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqXvDQay84
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTj28gGZ8C
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjEPN0SbUT
我地好快上左車…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnOtHwKdnn
響車上面…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUob5JGEW6
侍女咁問︰575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xK4mDHUfG
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLxDShFecA
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hVuv1nw00
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7itiSxg8y
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8oao86CUT
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarK8ef2huA
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9zZ6SYcJi
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojA4UOD5lE
