「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsxBmxdhF1
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmvMtncbxM
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mc5hWG5Oq
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybae4Ui2Gn
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nuRrujfGw
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWcjVzGfqz
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuU9spSEfJ
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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCGjUZDN65
「攪乜撚野呀你？」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaFdzyI3Ev
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1461qgfoLI
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRYyDOEb88
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfN1MXiBTX
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkKQ8H1AC0
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxcEMNsO9V
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59RvJ0vAW2
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHXP75FYpR
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlnAUr3MJl
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超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIj9DYBLuk
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB9fpCdKfH
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfZRwNONrL
我仲飛左埋佢度。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss0qMNsIS8
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1lFHldw7J
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSXV6BxQvX
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsauOQlGpKa
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqW86ju0A0
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuPxooKzPZ
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnNBTlLaKn
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gZ8kITKRZ
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv6OBCahfq
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL1tKzwwKV
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嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…668Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsziaAMqJo
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