「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OBjqmwhZ7
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHGU69SjXa
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOetOE9ibd2
咦，練吓功都好噃。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOurcIzH57b
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjOB6wbvK2
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFCQQPx2Uv
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf4K24wn1a
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI7oBmoWJS
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5CGYPyX2p
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e9DRItVJ0
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAynh0783qZ
魂。初弒既黑影。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ7zjCAYOa
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVeLxPjzEv
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3feaCbY4b
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s6AyuImv3
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROjBdeeGrv
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVml1om0LJ8
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPefIOwzNUN
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmn0zoyJ03
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKXJuibdqy
點知佢…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy17T30skbz
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3MYIzJmPk
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BzlFWfJnx
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6OIPFwZsK
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP7S08PZ6r
佢冇回應我，而且仲…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji34EyTeio
嘔多啖出黎，再而…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPEayzLVDX
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dLWSGUlS1
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r7j9UKbwe
但係第二時間…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFckW5cjJ4
就係屌柒佢，因為…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlI0sEtTSz
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFHWAQfgwH
「攪乜撚野呀你？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiFT4MFsDG
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OF8UO5Bgf
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr6LtOFovQ
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0cRFJ75JH
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIomKEBhUd
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCh9hfQ8RI
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn3Hxex8w1
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDDBTJ4ab7
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn3ig6iVU6
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZNPENJ3af
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqberaD9NF0
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwqcucck3k
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3R79ggJMM
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hH56v537b
我仲飛左埋佢度。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeLPAwtsMK
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3mjPFSrge
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJhm34JMRl
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCALKI74Da1
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7O1iR1AcC
「乜水呀？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMngPRfFwx
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAJFsa5eg5
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HHbGdMNxp
「屌你咩，你專登架？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lZSvpjr9o
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUu5P5god1
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXwHKJ7FJU
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHOJ9EWQ2w
「你呃佢教既。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXuy3KPXNw
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqf0Vx8bxb
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9Ndnh5J1L
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ120mx3lBaT
「仆你條街！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfXMotJ3Cq
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHahkdG6Vw
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXl0OOwIe1
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0akBkYKzU
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQj0rZkQ4t
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp5PGrYpQi
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvYUSWRqQp
點知…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCr5k4Ewsl
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8GR63FHSm
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9AAY4uWFg
