「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg4yoNyfQW
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquJZQMLABP
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHrWC85FFi
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMusf6Kxm0
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所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuhNFggt3K
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1MqkkAsTS
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDLSOgrafk
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZdyMwklNp
魂。初弒既黑影。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAetg8lUfpc
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP6vO6ARuS
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佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8iUIjGOdQ
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiam34G6Lvr
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fJLz9fWg2
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDPlfkZQAn
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XQzgYCy2f
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVmT2l7Aws
點知佢…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkWNfYLaY4
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuh45UAoQL
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonjzxXVmLq
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4PPZxfspT
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCWIxzmC8K
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRXd1xMFoX
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTclCwHCtKT
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就係屌柒佢，因為…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfXKTP2are
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLf7SmczLw
「攪乜撚野呀你？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXNP7qDtnc
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5uz0GjXUP
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KaLlWMl9B
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiVVr682wh
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F0qmvAGZo
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxE4BvmtNL
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dkXphHRvR
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrfjSFYyxD
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIKnNxhuNt
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfdFexVPnH
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好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98pN1mNbCb
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpAoALo1rY
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlPwQXDwda
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhSHJAjMqz
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU0cfrTzq3
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4tWa5OgSj
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嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYyUxpCQNx
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