「哼，總算有人識貨。」火雞咁講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc3fBQWH7I
「唔好意思呀，小羊囡囡貪玩噤錯機關，攪到而家咁添。」堡主講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9afNPFxioR
「呢幾集攪到我地好似茄呢啡咁，一句對白都冇。」兩條日本佬。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgib3BeqllB
「所以就夾硬講返句呀可？嘻嘻，恭喜你呀，子銘哥哥。」惠那講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueYOus1cup
「多謝。堡主，你都唔使介意啦，而家多隻寵物都好既，哈哈哈。不過…話時話，點解你屋企地庫會有隻咁既騎呢野既？」我傻笑。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg38V8G0g2P
「寵物！？騎呢野！？車！你俾到每餐八十碗飯我，我叫你老豆都冇所謂。」火雞咁講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQ8RmWOXrD
「我都唔知呀，佢就好似D燕子築巢咁，都冇理我就霸左我個地庫，我見佢識得發熱，咪當佢係發熱器囉，呢幾個冬天都真係要多謝佢呀。」堡主回應我。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchLHl9THL6
「車！」火雞。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEfTTzoRDv
「但係帶咁多野上路，好似始終唔係咁方便。」百變怪咁講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xyCo6c78z
「咩「野」呀？我地人黎架！」兩條日本佬。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBUS74ptCr
「收皮啦！冇興趣講你地呀，我講隻火雞。」百變怪再講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22kkTU9R09
「咁我呢？」惠那問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYqIFRs06L
「你係慰安用既，唔使咁擔心。」百變怪氹惠那。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F8DrYQmJR
「主人你叫我做火雞，咁我就叫你雞農啦。雞農！你有冇體臭架？」火雞問我。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH89Pe8Sz3W
「睇下邊個部位啦。」我回應。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupGCpCSYjf
「算喇，段估手腕唔會發臭呱，我就變做你隻手錶啦，有咩事就Call我啦。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohBZ5qIwro
「哦。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw7s4W03Sh
佢一講完就變成左隻手錶，仲黐左響我手腕上面。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXkDgKrtNy
「咁好喇，既然呢邊根本冇咩比賽，睇黎我地都要返去搵方丈算帳。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDThheKlAPl
「喂，不如賞個相，賀埋我大壽先啦。」堡主講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTm11CBIV9
「都好丫，小姬姐姐，PatPat哥哥，賭J哥哥佢地都未到。」惠那。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0qc0QRQPw
「PatPat哥哥！？」「賭J哥哥！？」日本佬二人組。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkMygdbUPV
惠那其實講緊屎忽同賭撚。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYQi5ua37l
「惠那講野有時真係有點過份扮野。不過點都好啦，我地返上去先啦。」百變怪。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aBJ3SpOYQ
… (返上去)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvI2abTErF
點知我地一返到上去…483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41SRD2KSBy
就有兩個人出現左…483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyYW2FzsAF
一個坐響度好舒服咁，一個企響佢後面…483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjagEsvdG8Z
兩條友一睇就知係奸角。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27rnFBwAp1
「堡主，別來無恙丫嘛？」坐響度果個問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg0MlYZmyR
「各鹹城城主，丁原老先生，乜咁錯蕩呀？咁早就黎到喇？」堡主回應佢。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6gEE6OnIk
當時我地班人同呢兩條友大約仲有十幾米距離左右。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsgmzmxDnx
「邊個黎架？」我問其他人。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2EV46IwsS
「各鹹城，全名係各有各鹹濕之城，係鬼域既其中一個地帶，丁原老野就係果度既主人。」立花_宗茂。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjwKvkdRrQ
「咁佢旁邊果個呢？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExSblpL1BG
「屌你丫，佢叫九鳥天天師，係各鹹城第一淫棍，即係國師級既人物。」歸藏。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlL2jFUuRr
「國師！？又真係幾似噃。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIrKiAYmQa
「係呀，聽講有人放風，話呢邊有比賽喎，我仲以為係你生日酒前既噱頭添。」丁原回應堡主。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ8DXC567S
「你契仔呢？」堡主問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tgdndc4Q5
「你講阿布呀？佢同人打緊交。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKEQrVYe3N
「佢契仔又乜水呀？」我問小羊兒佢地。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD314SRwOM6
「三家性奴，呂阿布哥哥。」小羊兒講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPJTM0aaKk
「三家性奴！？邊三家人咁賤呀？」我問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA1vBt765f
「爸爸叫我唔好問，大個就會知喎，所以我都唔知。」小羊兒回應。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoCcAinGiR
「咁…佢好好打架？」我再問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQBBi4WTL0
「呂阿布哥哥手執方天畫筆，最鍾意騎住佢隻赤馬兔周圍撩人打交…」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9RixWpKtB
「吓！？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM516lBmhn
我本來好驚訝，點知小羊兒佢突然隊個頭埋黎我度細細聲講︰483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87UFl0Wl3U
「再講個秘密俾你知丫，其實呂阿布哥哥係白痴架。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tcDEekBkq
… (我唔知做咩反應好，維持兩秒)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDLqqlXa41
「咁…果邊條友又話佢同人打緊交？白痴都可以打得咩？」我反應到就問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPPL1Y5kmS
「佢白痴啫，但係真係好好打架。」小羊兒回應。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0IEx1gzxc
「吓！？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCJDLIlKyB
… (我同小羊兒對話完結)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktJE9OBxO6
「佢響邊度同人打緊交呀？同咩人打呀？」堡主問丁原。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYux1Iv8Jk
「你屋企門口喳嘛。」丁原奸角回應。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7BHP3lGx4
「咪住先，會唔會係屎忽佢地呀？」我擔心起黎，立即就衝出門口…483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGc3f6VOH9h
仲俾我見到… 483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q3icbBp5O
呂阿布同佢隻赤馬兔既樣。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHDvIPv4ao
結果…483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMbAevBukZ
一個係Q版呂布，一隻係俾BB玩既彈彈馬黎。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7v2TEOzof
