火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxQneDXn4W
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM5xJE5YiJ
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhd55Rl8joq
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiydxCbC2i
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrpHTI1EYp
所以我咁回應︰784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkILreVuR3e
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmbIwZHS76
不過我知衰…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7PD7ib0MS
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1eY3OrD5y
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6xBdKZJ7Z
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmPH0dXNQf
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNipSnDRTZ
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p4Q6WBHv6
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC5wtE9sQ5
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy9g00T9d4
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyYmcVcQJw
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93c6aKz1FV
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLc0d6hYFf
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpXLkrG5lE
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xLOz7R0w6
「唔信！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kUlsrVwiI
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWkHPaLCBq
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1pQ5HvmkG
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V5sVdwYZ9
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoRdx5Lb9m
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOAMTAAux5
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RVkzaDx9k
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq70wIpMm2
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6ZwZPT0Tk
「我唔講人是非架喎。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl2IKqcsBt
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEJk7bykkO
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4MCRttvlN
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nQPIIYiDD
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyRCAP5ESS
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORxhZfrm8S
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj1fIJNM2Y
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ilHkhMtMb
「係呀，一陣再玩。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryBV5xCQCy
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XtoXflUHg
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgmw7NEvoH
而響呢個時候…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMw9tci9Nh
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWrEUY8387
「死人？有人死左？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tTU0Jtc16
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e6ByMRdm6
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMWHB2gWQK
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hEiG76sNQ
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZRwJejqWh
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWSgwoneG9
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKVsTPZ8dp
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNU0AUgDPL
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xpPlYotAW
點知…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO9oN6DTIp
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSu3I17hnH
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUv7w4GiId
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04nifq0bRk
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMquo6y9Qr
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKt2xZzgd9
既麻甩佬！？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Glpbtlg5K
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SUyADQSTO
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOWNAt0P6Z
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ60yA1cKG
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7gCmURhFF
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoak4KkHAtj
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNEIYzsPBX
「做乜呀？」我問。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqJvgXJOgN
「你露丁呀！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45VOCcIx8X
「邊個李路丁呀？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9CLm2ppxB
「你下面呀！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH25mByTTU
「邊個李夏面呀？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1skJ8i4X27
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F6aLnoE7x
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbXnQP2AM7
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboaBpjqvWY
