響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf38Mp3F1DH
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3CmPsmBqi
不過點都好...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uAqgAvqwV
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuW4OAZrwy
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5gtXgKOJa
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJTDATndbU
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6tcZBTmv2
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquM5QoK5KC
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ3kf9k7so
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXgZpEdWn2
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rym7AHGVD
「有咩著數先？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ3FG0l1Jg
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlcl1Vpr69
「嗱，你講架咋。」 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkAMMqye0x
雖然練習掃地神功真係...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj3D2DaRmi
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSaGVGTPLp
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHI7rHps4g
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TfanU5VHc
我真係由心到笑出黎。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxVe9Q1qTr
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxL6kH6qHU
之後我返左去Pantry...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgEdDHjE9G
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkxBpdqYxF
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDmpcvwcNh
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrdgAZkqyd
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u7xqFG9FB
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp4eVL9KOE
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOkhv3I3DE
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdunS7NO5t
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoS1WXALeL
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbU6FDNa10
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFuKdHiSUF
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW3TkddfR0
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh22aCreKKF
不過我即刻接多句：623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsb2Xz188H
「喂！幾點呀？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcTE5KZ8ZL
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvibJ9p71U8
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu8HWDCOHo
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4sho6o0vE
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiA4n5jlAj
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlCySmdoi0
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4vEYwElJl
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKs3ltd3r8
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcx2ekD7sh
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ3rNVWxnT
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4bRyzvauO
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEsua0OiC8
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFc6RoWkZ1
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAAACUP4m2
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH1IoIvE5G
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrgxQX4ysZ
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbVc3HwXWj
... (練習過程)623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROnVJ5uvVB
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKlxrCeu0X
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EYu3wR21k
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVfvRlm7wq
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkwMCcqs0t
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTJvKcOxQq
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMjDWmJ4cx
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzTxDKEWdF
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR9hmG4tka
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHmkdlrKZV
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVyi31aAZh
最後結果...623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSNqP49lRg
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VkAZ8Vzbb
