響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x2HdHHd3T
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz5fFJefYc
不過點都好...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvBz5C5VMS
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthkTTc3SKh
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKtE4S6VIG
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyy8Hlpmx9
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbHvNgl5hW
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV4OnaFO5P
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtTMhwIqXj
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx5nYXvuz0
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdhZeFHPVa
「有咩著數先？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg3YUZN87t
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G64uAmyep
「嗱，你講架咋。」 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfWCcwLBeg
雖然練習掃地神功真係...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC8svDuOpZ
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf3jYZzK7b
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2H6iUKnh5
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjbhMgh0UM
我真係由心到笑出黎。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA08IAC2es
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlavwjl1UOu
之後我返左去Pantry...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1XfpLJ2SE
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SfbuxnJVk
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0VW89t61n
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4cO7CDN7k
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiSvNFeW94
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fOmEySBmg
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5d2L2jWvl
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEFiGaSsb5
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5lI0AcY84
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPxv46oIIy
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYX1iVusuS
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzce25lWkdD
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdOy7hwRX3
不過我即刻接多句：620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ULJFiLKaU
「喂！幾點呀？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHW1JNORY2
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9w2expCRX
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy8u7rGdKJ
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoZvvWKaWu
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlRfvXnOfw
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYdUBjoe6r
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJDpXnA8et
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHJUhKA0bJ
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoIRLZtFAV
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YaNmUz7kU
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XYwLrZAQ5
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9yDzGIjCI
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAqn4Qy4Wc
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UQHlSEujA
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwB8sgxyPl
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpplgtawbUo
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LaddZ3axj
... (練習過程)620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaII6yO1dk
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMSxi0nfap
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61mc4sKF3z
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtKQjqU25g
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3tD7g6Io7
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcgOQwubE5
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50yRgNl5uc
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOWkelzGmf
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxg5yQbWtt
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbrLrdYuKl
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspYM0YLtMz
最後結果...620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInhiPDlIzP
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOMvfWycMw
