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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV2LbERbf2
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodCkodfycQ
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EDN5u4NC2
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPBrffyucb
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夜來香及頭回應。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hhgU7HLjB
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「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNmW6JvCgW
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPAnnBVy8U
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbTUiJkwfi
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46QBhUI2Xs
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnup6y4jsQs
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「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR3Yr49Zy4
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstehO7QGCA
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG40XJ40yi
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqK7010kUI
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Hm12B9jzc
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJs1AUwVxp
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60sLbDNzj2
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKJOLgyzJ7
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VrTe0DuaP
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasg4nWPNOQ
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvPE3g4bUl
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgODPrjRa3z
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HuhzzJBDa
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe16tvh217
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc1jtZ7Jow
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4EpdKnOER
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSep09dbFJF
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ib7WbpgEW
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmLfBpRLjv
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我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXTFa03Xlf
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqi19XbFdV
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjs6yo6wVT
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v7UEuilwg
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGmIqxym9g
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLvWpUdrDi
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcBHiG6lSh
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdx7c5NRFp
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1lb9T4CiY
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMvKxg2mDT
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkG41btwkP
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtWddCC1Od
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1ra6KqRaJ
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