叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS6C837A37
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2y9KCL4MZ
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBJdqsqSGH
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nb4fE6up2
點知…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYHkJvvi2Z
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaKNor5TOj
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HKRdeL1zR
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwskbDGhVy
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDhHjv4lhh
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL65UyO5tD
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhQFmh7MSJ
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支棍臭架！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z7czzOGQ3
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夜來香及頭回應。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbDS9N7X7L
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhBO5eSSEQ
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzymr3obLAJ
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SrWKa8t48
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhYar1Tvdd
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHbZrWzE4n
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMk3GjECOT
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtEk4OsIP0
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHjgpGSHIf
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAXdpwdyle
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUHMAfqLEA
而當我講完呢兩句之後…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uiBQNXUGA
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5LnL6qSTc
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFis2ZIObop
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqR9AZFohV
突然…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFiM0BO7pN
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnpSRQ7fvO
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ0nu01h7Y
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Nt5luaPQ
連我都呆左。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAf9NDwGzu
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT4z8W9okb
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHI2rso7by
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOejv5wm8A
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9OREWAov4
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtnwzV05ZH
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWFhkW8lu3
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexR1Y5dDfd
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiftGSlZnGL
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP5TPFYDoI
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbNlI2bW2Q
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSMvsOQBpG
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bIKi9oEIQ
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kkkOkX7VV
「小心呀！契弟！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvhMnCBCZT
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「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAYtAmpzqF
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIppf8HzuG
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmdIMvpTtx
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4ZSRN1mNm
我既怒火已經到左極限…449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzllMPhrW4M
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPGE9MitX1
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy8YDNpk5z
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKOe7XPgDh
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhGzr5BVI7
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW7kE5yhwV
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchiTwa8SKK
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa81d3BSJs
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJLHGy2P3R
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkrXnsBy7M
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3vwtHgkOZ
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAmqucYhuG
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI84CFOhPw
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhuzFF9lK1
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsRZWnmrw8
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhzsZukTRG
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LX5gA4noa
