之後班藍精靈將睡彭變成…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYBzd7Ck90
「該煨囉。」我身邊既女性生物都咁講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfteZm7EWcr
而家，睡彭佢滿身都係藍精液，真係嘔心…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dqMGWriZa
當我地作嘔之際，紅色小矮人突然…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfGDfxQjWQ
衝左出去，仲大嗌︰…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy2qMTGHNM
「狼婆婆變身！」 478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZYIk5sCcc
我地一直以為佢係小紅帽，原來佢係狼婆婆！？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3BZDI702E
紅色小矮人變成左狼婆婆之後…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5HyG6o6oA
大弒殺戮，一手一隻藍精靈咁隊入口…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn6wpxMrlS
場面很是恐怖。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGZhPSyCmg
「我…我地…係咪有咩做錯左呀？」侍女佢當場嚇到喊左出黎。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswg4z0MRdb
「而家…一隻熊一隻狼咁，藍精靈想唔被食晒都唔得。野獸，始終都係野獸。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPwWdK1yvh
「或者呢D係大自然既定律。」我咁講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu55bGsRz0
結果，最後…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRxGjuaxP7
狼婆婆變返做紅色小矮人，而且仲…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGy0RjU9jFr
好似食到好飽咁攤左響度…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFLKkrUubR
至於睡彭，就繼續亂衝亂撞緊。 478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOFcouIQnh
我身邊既句號反而好冷靜，仲第一個踏出一步，行左落去…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxuCGy8pf3
佢質問紅色小矮人︰478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXbTDiA2Gi
「你利用我地呀？」語氣好重。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl6CAJSxLq
「係呀！唔該晒。」紅色小矮人回應得好爽。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ayodb0lpi
「討厭！我好少咁嬲人架！」侍女鬧紅色小矮人。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgLtgZMVs4
「哈哈哈，你梗係以為你地見到就係所有野既事實呢？」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHuzYxXx16
紅色小矮人好冷靜咁反問返我地。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQkOTzZ9DE
「乜意思呀？」我問。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJjjPzy4cr
「你地知唔知班藍精靈係咩黎架？」紅色小矮人再問。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGloQ4Z0VY
「你自己講啦，講得唔岩聽既，我對你唔客氣添呀，最憎人利用我，又唔俾返D回報我噃。」句號講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG5eBIyxRt
「車，你都係貪回報啫。」我屹佢。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN3ACgCD5j
而紅色小矮人就咁解釋：478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUbJziYXVV
「佢地係我身體裡面既惡細胞，我練既小紅帽秘笈內功心法，會將身體入面隱藏既邪惡力量實體化同分裂，所以我食返佢地對世界黎講係一件好事，唔係佢地就會越黎越多。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOfQtzI7nL
「原來係咁，我仲驚我地好心做壞事，累到人添。」我咁講，侍女及頭。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyedc7UuRli
「俾一個反思既機會你地都幾好丫，唔好成日以為幫人就一定岩，要諗下幫緊既係咩人呀。」紅色小矮人講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNfZ9X1Wr9
呢件事就總算完左，而句號佢就…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwJ9Qfplun
「喂！你癲完未呀？」喝止睡彭。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LjSzcVzu2
「解鈴還須係鈴人，等我黎啦。」我講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv9ffQnqE5
「三上悠亞唔從良喇！佢決定再下海！呢次係賤熊鹹濕系列！岩晒你呀呀呀！」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMES8klYIr
「岩味，拍拍，岩晒你！」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB5Wr08EAs
睡彭瞬間冷靜返落黎，仲好好唱口，好開心咁拍晒手咁。 478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq9BZFkQW4
「攞返間屋你開心啦，咁我地係時候都出發喇。」句號拍左一下睡彭博頭再講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7djwSpdPz1
點知突然…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXSh7ESvxZ
(嘰 ~ ~ ~ ~ ！)478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZD69YcQHf
一架熟悉既飛車飄移埋黎我地面前…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgWjHctMTl
佢停定左，但係我地成班人驚魂未定…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyHs6IgmV6
因為當時佢既車身距離我地只係0.03mm…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCT6iQINZV
(安全套咩？)478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuaZuOuC1A
「你朋友有事呀！」車上面一把熟悉既聲音大嗌出黎。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IU5lggETC
「我…我朋…我朋友呀？」我呆呆地咁回應佢。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIreq9ue9vc
原來佢係女車神司機街口有落。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4DI0PCbIi
「係呀！快D上車啦！」女車神回應。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKTmsGScn1
「邊個朋友有事呀？」我問。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40gJrB3LSt
「你朋友Seafood有事呀！」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gt3gURmBf
「你朋友PatPat有事點解唔直接去睇醫生呀？」侍女問。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF3DNungER
「Seafood係我朋友個花名，佢原名係屎忽。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiYb7D4DIx
「OIC。」侍女及頭，句號咁講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBe5104yhM
「咁，紅色小矮人同睡彭，我地有機會再見啦，BYEBYE！」我咁同佢地講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWk2zhnYxb
「再見，希望下次再見唔係我利用你地啦，哈哈哈！」紅色小矮人。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOL8qq6cQn
「再見，希望下次再見你地繼續利用我啦，哈哈哈！」睡彭。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNRCbEmerE
我講完呢句就同侍女句號佢地上左女車神架車。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRh9Lz8KS0m
而女車神一見我地坐定就踩行油去喇…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cP9GV21VY
「究究究竟竟竟發發發生生生咩咩咩事事事呀呀呀？」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsByYfQUtc
森林D路崎嶇到畸形，架車櫈到我講野講成咁樣。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxlHCh5hRD
「佢俾人打。」女車神回應。 478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfNwCwDN6s
女車神口中既「佢」，應係係屎忽，雖然屎忽唔算係我見過最好打既…478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD98XY47iLD
但係佢都應該唔弱丫，究竟邊個可以打到佢呢？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGCPTASeKe
