「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLvAIy6Jaa
睡彭無奈，但係…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8061u7UOi0
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBvrEBMrRB
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRadixfJAh5
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fzk41dF7N
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadIpVLmXz6
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HmkUgu6LE
「同你地一樣。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavPLQetKSH
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyzIyReCHi
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Mub1iaqR
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYy0eh1HKX
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ8ls68drn
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtExaweysOv
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHF9hqzJLz
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz5pDf3mVb
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPWXfCWlVL
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZODIKuyKBg
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZDqPDvT0X
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGRiM1AwDd
「咁你呢？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0JqOkTsH6
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNZ0ORfWGl
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFmijsSO0B
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzl4Z5iHW2
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOfns6gzME
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfvcEWtdu0
半小時之後…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUufpXLriy
… (我地仲等待緊時機)589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYe463ze0K
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Kq8pinFk
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd1bGxT05Q
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTipJk9oIm7
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwreawJKshW
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzIoVu91a1
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCVZ1fSSWS
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3mCoP98O8
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsxB7qsGM2
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAINhyg9ndn
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKI3k51N9Y
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MuiNZ76Pz
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAclOsdrdv
「玩女人。」我回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs0pIQD6FQ
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfSHquM8jg
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cjhOxK0AE
之後句號再問︰589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm6qSQC81j
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjHSjNJAF9
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Uh6BTApj7
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWKdqi5YiY
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNxadJDENr
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqIf5It11Z
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf4RubJhjM
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33LKDeMxtd
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZVQf6D4hK
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyv138JkEN
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdQIPWEc9b
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3nEVzUqTp
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKtYYCAjbW
「正呀！」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmJJWF13Sa
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3ZbsFpbYb
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC26LdPEBs
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4M0zWTMF0
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPaw3I9JlU
「龜姦呢？」句號問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4dCJCIu1f
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuCtXZCUEr
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HiZbZO4wB
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJQs0gkXj7
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasTcE80PO1
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hXx4PJpSE
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY84jObfXY
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY7ITDYF3r
而我就正正經經咁樣講：589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7qdTPJlUi
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsRD1pzAPM
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9y1JPhoOR
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGDNpxPWxw
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGGCSmW6Nk
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sEtHNfj3x
(哇哇丫丫丫！)589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vwhfZzvHP
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYzVaddM9L
而藍精靈就竟然…589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXFxWnAFBr
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAnJQHpjQr
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06daSbyuoH
