「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDUMreHilH
睡彭無奈，但係…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl0Ck2adZb
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同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqxVHqQNLi
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FC2h4uJ3k
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcwVRXxDdV
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ThOmiWlUI
「同你地一樣。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPI5WOPfaI
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkUchT1kkP
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPg4DPVvk6
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp2Tr6Oy6z
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ9tnW4k4P
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKcb6VRXaZ
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfb6ItNnNI
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtGc65r9ca
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZgN55jzwe
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnJWvd0UXN
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FxLPVNtcN
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4jCbbm6Ta
「咁你呢？」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGARJBWkfC
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw3moGtp90
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXYVfnFFrf
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6RBK8Kwen
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzzxJiH338
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx2FL5wPGn
半小時之後…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMDAnaorQJ
… (我地仲等待緊時機)535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWkvXVIqeA
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwfpSz0IOK
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX7wQG0PFG
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV75rTbTLv
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cmwzFB5wG
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTFFhE8W7R
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzXTcYl0ih
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE6CiZq3JS
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2RJLCBG2t
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG7KQps0YD
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8D2a9LZhW
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19kIH3J3nU
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxNICcNoZW
「玩女人。」我回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXM4X65JWDY
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ72tD0fyTe
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mRgPBUKny
之後句號再問︰535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXitOuhvl4
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77lXYKZM0D
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVJzaItAic
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTemKAXUGvV
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4BtElMboP
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRMD7qwEPR
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKgxOpdDxy
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY3QoSuzW0
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7fQVVAaDD
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfhNyH8tEe
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMcAtaJhaM
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HrLQyCufQ
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkelwKrpJ8
「正呀！」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmwmmgLyKs
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmEingRmVo
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFCDC64noE
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV0cfOFAsm
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4kTziv99A
「龜姦呢？」句號問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJgYB1F7yc
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dj1lhf3VY
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZg6xJniB7
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbjp26CyNm
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfQ6qS4ZsV
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbBbwxZPOj
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wlarlxNga
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYMVASgjOo
而我就正正經經咁樣講：535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyie9xbely
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooYWVsbpjV
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXlqGBsXGc
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1UCMjVPjJ
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTO1D96Avf
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7iqtANGJM
(哇哇丫丫丫！)535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvhSZ5wuUp
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQrE0Tf3Tg
而藍精靈就竟然…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6E24iYtgy
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfOZ6bLnHl
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGn70ea1eY
