「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPdXh7hnaQ
睡彭無奈，但係…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhIh6UJrIH
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBymcJZNnYC
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFISsFeR9x
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAHQymRr1N
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQGqt575tj
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SJpDk8v3T
「同你地一樣。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivWVah1SmY
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhGzCi9PgF
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30h2y4nKBP
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj7QUOR2Wk
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnZaf0OBM2
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZUfkbe5V3
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFHVZnauz9
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzuCNh3QXK
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT8J4rWsca
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp84Ivviaj
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QgaPeUiQF
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAs62tiDe3
「咁你呢？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavDBZjxqG7
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdElDSO99w
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDFH7xVmKp
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPwyCJosbf
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3l9itaJc8
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUz7JjzuyL
半小時之後…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPTCVFJVqU
… (我地仲等待緊時機)580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5nvo2ov8x
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuop1VPdnu
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZFkzOSwyR
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo00X0omwHq
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzrN6L0LyQ
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kXLLE8BTg
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVp9bocz71
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1R8jp6S14
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVap7AreEm
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYKA2oJaAZ
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WFhK4Ey0r
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE44XsaMnKd
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKPeAztDah
「玩女人。」我回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o1ssFAKMf
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRk6NRlnDY
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggt3zS2nIP
之後句號再問︰580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJiCWAPUR3
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtxNyeY4Cz
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2KswAdlyd
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSEwNjNUbi
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVicmoCHK8
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66VVyfwTqr
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejBaEAlxDi
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB1OWOG2El
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqR8xU87iM
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOGhkyOHlj
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA9PkvBTfi
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEdEamFyBw
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzQd7warix
「正呀！」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvAEwnyafe
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pwFKbETZu
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fzA8JL3Hd
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMPzrTz02u
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrltl0AgRWm
「龜姦呢？」句號問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3ZQEOV9XI
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznEkU26BvM
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdrKWK2lSi
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB9s5gCpnk
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1BAT0yCUu
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELvCGmo6tH
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUoRgt1Gi0
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIcJrbGdUe
而我就正正經經咁樣講：580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2VyH5SlKd
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBkaSSz8nv
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KeCCorUlf
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqvWSH1fPP
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpqDqNRiRE
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1RyaA0c7j
(哇哇丫丫丫！)580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA7VRgGKvq
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX860pPAiZC
而藍精靈就竟然…580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnkQ1g0rsb
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi9ydUbWks
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCT9X39ObS
