「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoHzJcG3MG
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsagDPh2kfz
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigWURBcjjn
咦，練吓功都好噃。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8jF65QcbH
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCaDGGAnjT
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZybovW7kY
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNPf4c76IU
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6jWK76rQ1
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dUNk4Xjiw
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfaOJfZYnu
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0md5ALf2S
魂。初弒既黑影。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHqrKaKfSM
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBzIIuC9KA
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8TAI1vn7J
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUdEGrzxb1
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h2UwQYFxz
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6bYSD1n82
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrTEVLojGl
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl71vht5iN
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXr2ZvuQgZ
點知佢…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWvFCnL2dh
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKm6sr6sXp
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zjVx4GiAV
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbExXVgv5bI
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAws57ixykq
佢冇回應我，而且仲…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGqfCgEdeN
嘔多啖出黎，再而…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkef10huaCB
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKEe5AOZdk
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixjTWTqX3b
但係第二時間…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdovBa9zmp
就係屌柒佢，因為…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA5NeOSMYC
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt6fUThsAm
「攪乜撚野呀你？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZdbstuvLM
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTVGZZTnln
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu31iBK2sl
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbIVqHcBDs
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4HJ6yPUZX
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHee4ltAlLf
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAgUIn0Eml
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFEuQWxsnS
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4draHsbJi
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA2Cx8u27Y
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh3uyplwwz
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmyVFHrImV
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ59ES8e3C
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRCieQXgOx
我仲飛左埋佢度。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5crqR1Qbb
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qSQEtu2Fa
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoftJ60ve0
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvM3APaYMD
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxVJBp0zQH
「乜水呀？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfTTT6OCdL
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7PJ6sneY1
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1obMWD84X4
「屌你咩，你專登架？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Smsy0d9ll
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GacA5OAPG
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ef6Bbrovt
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBybeOJQTFO
「你呃佢教既。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH99e91RLo
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZCLGiaHt3
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLtyNFNKzt
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4zomWnFik
「仆你條街！」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY0zzbWnak
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc57Bbbo2V
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTG33Q4ZEU
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4XIcKNT1m
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fdpZCKXYV
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEwezaVfAa
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUHCITQHiH
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT8q7uSMa2
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 623Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1rYSq6CAq
