「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫,飲到醉到訓著呀,聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。635Please respect copyright.PENANAniYUvbLyJQ
「唉,我唔理你喇,你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦,我拖條柒頭返房,我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。635Please respect copyright.PENANAagKrwkrb4M
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我,我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…635Please respect copyright.PENANAxWIDUNtBXu
咦,練吓功都好噃。635Please respect copyright.PENANAB8YOGSKjqP
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)635Please respect copyright.PENANAMhoSGKF0aL
我練練下,仲突然望到天窗,唔知做乜九野,突然有個好奇怪既想法…635Please respect copyright.PENANAkrpStUkZCR
就係想學D武俠劇咁,想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…635Please respect copyright.PENANA5i7uZyZg3F
所以我爬左上去,仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…635Please respect copyright.PENANAHYJHvE4yjZ
我差D認錯左自己,以為自己會變人狼咁。635Please respect copyright.PENANAOP1Ocdlt6N
但係就響月光既旁邊,我又見到佢…635Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3KEOGCDu9
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。635Please respect copyright.PENANAI4FxM6rl4F
魂。初弒既黑影。635Please respect copyright.PENANAGLkWZ0squb
「你…你係魂句號初弒!?你想點呀?」我大聲問過去。635Please respect copyright.PENANA12rjggfm9A
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。635Please respect copyright.PENANA0wxNdtdaUH
佢冇回應我,淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。635Please respect copyright.PENANA0HVU4mugYJ
我無奈之後,惟有慢慢試吓行近佢,不過我開始發覺…635Please respect copyright.PENANAFjrg6hk1FO
仆街喇,我學既功夫,冇招係輕功,學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢?635Please respect copyright.PENANAgGVAFvzTda
我差D就差錯腳,真仆街!635Please respect copyright.PENANAlbZHnsRdoe
「喂!屌你!夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過!」635Please respect copyright.PENANA2x6hJu4im7
因為我已經行唔到前去,所以惟有咁嗌。635Please respect copyright.PENANAKhi3fFxubq
點知佢…635Please respect copyright.PENANAdDnti7k0A0
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 635Please respect copyright.PENANAvdMCokZXsS
黑媽媽,我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…635Please respect copyright.PENANAhLpckHKX2t
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏,一吓就退後左三步。635Please respect copyright.PENANA1A7sZic6wm
「仆你條街,男人老餅學人玩精?!」我發嬲大嗌。635Please respect copyright.PENANAYprlRcDlHI
佢冇回應我,而且仲…635Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6tRnBhXsF
嘔多啖出黎,再而…635Please respect copyright.PENANAawTItVhraf
「飛沙走奶!」大嗌出黎,之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。635Please respect copyright.PENANABwaOD7E93J
當時既我,第一時間係嚇到呆左。635Please respect copyright.PENANAfWys46MA1g
但係第二時間…635Please respect copyright.PENANALbec79VpV4
就係屌柒佢,因為…635Please respect copyright.PENANAEQs1rH8T86
佢根本唔係句號初弒,而係屎忽條柒頭。635Please respect copyright.PENANAjY9ym2QCES
「攪乜撚野呀你?」635Please respect copyright.PENANA1NtgjO58JH
但係佢似乎仲醉緊,佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…635Please respect copyright.PENANAhmhfbPWNdf
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶!」635Please respect copyright.PENANADablPu3p8U
「我都知你行走慣肛門,但係…咦,唔係噃,輕功!?我…有D興趣噃。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAiSkhVq1Djl
之後,一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…635Please respect copyright.PENANA4G7UMT8zxN
「飛者,力化為虛,全身之力散去…635Please respect copyright.PENANANE76OaSKaw
沙者,環境力量,將自己融入環境之內…635Please respect copyright.PENANAiQPzxRcKAz
走者,氣也,以氣禦人…635Please respect copyright.PENANANGlUpPSaqL
奶者,奶也,唔好用鍊奶,因為太杰!」635Please respect copyright.PENANApml1Ysg6E7
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀?」 我大叫。635Please respect copyright.PENANAa3T28ffALX
但係真係屌屌聲,因為我跟住佢咁練,又真係…635Please respect copyright.PENANAV82j00bK0k
超快咁上左手噃,真係好諷刺。635Please respect copyright.PENANA2pAE4UVd8S
好快咁,我就學識左飛簷,不過未可以走壁。635Please respect copyright.PENANAFDxJ2pO5EQ
「喂!正呀!多謝你呀屎忽!」我一邊飛一邊講。635Please respect copyright.PENANAfpfUJMosXW
我仲飛左埋佢度。635Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z8bxLT0eu
「唔使多謝,潔瑜BB,你哥哥我教你係應份既…」635Please respect copyright.PENANAySwUNqRbaa
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。635Please respect copyright.PENANAlfc7FiYduv
「屌,原來佢當左我係佢條女,好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。635Please respect copyright.PENANAs4sFQKrBIg
「其實你知唔知醜架?」後面傳黎一把聲。635Please respect copyright.PENANAgyc1PrV70j
「乜水呀?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAZS38TrLrlN
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAcu4in8JAMV
「哦,原來係百變怪你呀?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAfxxcWHoGKw
「屌你咩,你專登架?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAfiSFMM5d1W
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀!」635Please respect copyright.PENANAXCx6en7B8y
「死PK丫,我問你知唔知醜呀?偷學人地既功夫!」635Please respect copyright.PENANASjdeQqIeFB
「咩偷學呀?係屎忽佢明教我架!」635Please respect copyright.PENANAzxjCCGAavf
「你呃佢教既。」635Please respect copyright.PENANA1gRhzc3x9w
「咩呃呃聲啫,乘人之危係常識黎,又唔係我整醉佢既,況且,我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAzoDbG8rTpI
「人不要面,果然天下無敵,我都費時理你,唔好阻我訓喇,唔係我真係會殺人架。」635Please respect copyright.PENANA7DeSmVb2S1
「殺人啫,又唔係殺我。」635Please respect copyright.PENANAu15TIxZhOH
「仆你條街!」635Please respect copyright.PENANAYMEb3R1K41
(趴~!冷~!) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢,仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。635Please respect copyright.PENANAtwbIxjmyyG
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃?!」似係堡主把聲。635Please respect copyright.PENANA0EhD2HJ8l8
「我叫魂句號初弒呀!」百變怪咁回應。635Please respect copyright.PENANAzg0X5BIXqg
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你!」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。635Please respect copyright.PENANAbG39nSfl76
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始,我今日真係學左好多野。635Please respect copyright.PENANAfpZXtFtugw
嫁禍俾人,睇人仆街,呢D都係我國既傳統美德,所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…635Please respect copyright.PENANAztyVEFw45p
點知…635Please respect copyright.PENANA7XpVMXextU
「我冇害你地丫,點解你地要嫁禍我?」635Please respect copyright.PENANAhjRfMwdlBB
呢鑊杰喇,真係句號初弒呀! 635Please respect copyright.PENANAnjECAjW7RJ