「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mzX4M8bVW
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWmjwemoGV
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKXC60Btfo
咦，練吓功都好噃。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJHNZzEoFC
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY2trbySLf
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z5bhxBZWC
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgnwwiF7si
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOleep5xy9f
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEgl13og7f
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NmSpWJSF7
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSXOS8nAT6
魂。初弒既黑影。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTsvXU6EqX
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo0S0KiH2c
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0egWHvh3N
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApfNR1WCnR
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4AG7Oh1y8
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDQFaMguw9
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAjWclEt1y
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc54xsALs7M
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyQxdx5rHz
點知佢…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pCXHwfIur
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzuWkI06Pv
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9vyUKEVrY
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsIekRf1J6
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbb7UnI8Fh
佢冇回應我，而且仲…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsklNTtee1
嘔多啖出黎，再而…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8folxzrQQh
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI4DTxiUHW
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12161Oeula
但係第二時間…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOjDH0vmi2
就係屌柒佢，因為…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAwc5z2HUq
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIAvekCxkN
「攪乜撚野呀你？」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUorsBz5O1
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM1zQ7hUAw
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZtEOrMlJX
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF6D0CsxZT
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85OHfkweV4
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT6Cx7XYJw
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6taJyA91O
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpW6DqgBxX
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwAY1XwxYg
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWov27jv8H
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI27gMjewfa
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT5RDmaZiZ
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsk5R1lI5L
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqSOdEuaWh
我仲飛左埋佢度。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez48YUbM3u
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSICEU0poRA
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunifDbNceI
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy1xz8v8Ek
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpXvmtD4f5
「乜水呀？」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2Rjtn0ShH
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKbUKX17vw
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GJtBQyiNf
「屌你咩，你專登架？」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfigxP4IoF
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6xrcRlZeL
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUdlhXeS9F
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6z8ioOKqh
「你呃佢教既。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpPX9MT3T9
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBDtSe7GA2
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHNpDyZJ4L
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTA9xXjLlj
「仆你條街！」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUbX3q5dlW
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZwJhaYvT0
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnGPiVjDjf
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW5zZrxPr4
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ObRQqm7W0
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrHkUwSA7c
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dWiGh6Jhc
點知…630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHVTR7bkHh
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm95ogUSOj
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 630Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJJGOY0pjT
