「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJp3UpN3YX
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK6u1aKAJD
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8MiKaw2rx
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mfsO5ee80
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYwLbKkcd1
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDjhTtupR0
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEskRYwBjQ
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxY81pBKTg
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOZ0ACLoAG
魂。初弒既黑影。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEf141NMS5
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZexpMuElig
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfvRflEHLt
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwEFsaCC39
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrHe0DbRPs
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwteMSDfjQf
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9GfsVZGT0
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjpT1YR3tG
點知佢…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxkRtj6EaH
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtThgeAvD8m
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcQsShDX5m
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbldCpbsr8Y
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI3mvW2Pgx
佢冇回應我，而且仲…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxgGJrUGDw
嘔多啖出黎，再而…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hp5SiuIcv
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4H91G1rUW
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgVv96kQDX
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就係屌柒佢，因為…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6d9SU7EdZ
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzObSK75Ji
「攪乜撚野呀你？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uiSKL5yg6
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC3YjMUACs
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92wSBIc9aL
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhml3KCcdWu
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcbT95A5Vy
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0TCjggneB
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyY0xDAVjG
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytLGPRakUT
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4palJV4VyC
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS2ny7xOt8
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JRxOpux5s
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1umHFBdEJX
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHSvwcJvhW
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNvJk6kaJY
我仲飛左埋佢度。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2C7fzJRq0
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL9UHnv25B
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhpBFt5xFn
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUWUIUUZHV
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAQ5SZigwR
「乜水呀？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA7utExYio
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vXkyGVn8c
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA43o0sZEQP
「屌你咩，你專登架？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wOC7iz1vJ
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbroLEk1r7c
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR1YvsGtgk
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz44tu7KAu
「你呃佢教既。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxlOfoV070
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdWW4raJlN
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPaYp3COx3
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4WWXHgTLh
「仆你條街！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoihSRfehA4
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNEKiPB3XU
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLuAKZwZd7
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDFlIJvJvJ
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ7iJs4ygp
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtkbOr24Db
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8ZtYB4irp
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h5QlBb82E
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3jkTwMchd
