「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniYUvbLyJQ
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagKrwkrb4M
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWIDUNtBXu
咦，練吓功都好噃。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8YOGSKjqP
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrpStUkZCR
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i7uZyZg3F
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYJHvE4yjZ
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP1Ocdlt6N
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3KEOGCDu9
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4FxM6rl4F
魂。初弒既黑影。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLkWZ0squb
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12rjggfm9A
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wxNdtdaUH
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HVU4mugYJ
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjrg6hk1FO
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGVAFvzTda
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbZHnsRdoe
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x6hJu4im7
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhi3fFxubq
點知佢…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDnti7k0A0
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdMCokZXsS
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLpckHKX2t
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A7sZic6wm
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYprlRcDlHI
佢冇回應我，而且仲…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6tRnBhXsF
嘔多啖出黎，再而…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawTItVhraf
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwaOD7E93J
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWys46MA1g
但係第二時間…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbec79VpV4
就係屌柒佢，因為…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQs1rH8T86
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY9ym2QCES
「攪乜撚野呀你？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NtgjO58JH
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmhfbPWNdf
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDablPu3p8U
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSkhVq1Djl
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G7UMT8zxN
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE76OaSKaw
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQPzxRcKAz
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGlUpPSaqL
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpml1Ysg6E7
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3T28ffALX
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV82j00bK0k
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pAE4UVd8S
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDxJ2pO5EQ
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpfUJMosXW
我仲飛左埋佢度。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z8bxLT0eu
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySwUNqRbaa
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfc7FiYduv
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4sFQKrBIg
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyc1PrV70j
「乜水呀？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS38TrLrlN
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu4in8JAMV
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxxcWHoGKw
「屌你咩，你專登架？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiSFMM5d1W
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCx6en7B8y
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjdeQqIeFB
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxjCCGAavf
「你呃佢教既。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gRhzc3x9w
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoDbG8rTpI
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DeSmVb2S1
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu15TIxZhOH
「仆你條街！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMEb3R1K41
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwbIxjmyyG
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EhD2HJ8l8
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg0X5BIXqg
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG39nSfl76
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpZXtFtugw
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztyVEFw45p
點知…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XpVMXextU
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjRfMwdlBB
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjECAjW7RJ
