「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫,飲到醉到訓著呀,聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。629Please respect copyright.PENANAZiKKNgx8A9
「唉,我唔理你喇,你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦,我拖條柒頭返房,我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。629Please respect copyright.PENANACaOeIMFLtr
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我,我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…629Please respect copyright.PENANAPhSQPtY26Z
咦,練吓功都好噃。629Please respect copyright.PENANAN3sTFXmheu
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)629Please respect copyright.PENANADcYx8IsSBc
我練練下,仲突然望到天窗,唔知做乜九野,突然有個好奇怪既想法…629Please respect copyright.PENANAHGlfrcPi7i
就係想學D武俠劇咁,想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…629Please respect copyright.PENANA9nn0t8lzYi
所以我爬左上去,仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…629Please respect copyright.PENANAo9GFSSEJXj
我差D認錯左自己,以為自己會變人狼咁。629Please respect copyright.PENANAyWYD5zC223
但係就響月光既旁邊,我又見到佢…629Please respect copyright.PENANAWC6pBdBZZy
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。629Please respect copyright.PENANAGgbcOzD4od
魂。初弒既黑影。629Please respect copyright.PENANAMeRedrWpp7
「你…你係魂句號初弒!?你想點呀?」我大聲問過去。629Please respect copyright.PENANA9G1tH2CVWX
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。629Please respect copyright.PENANANHApEpAPil
佢冇回應我,淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。629Please respect copyright.PENANAPPQ75bXQWv
我無奈之後,惟有慢慢試吓行近佢,不過我開始發覺…629Please respect copyright.PENANAOcRPqmGkH5
仆街喇,我學既功夫,冇招係輕功,學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢?629Please respect copyright.PENANAr37WZDOYPN
我差D就差錯腳,真仆街!629Please respect copyright.PENANAu451g6EJ68
「喂!屌你!夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAfEiMCee9q7
因為我已經行唔到前去,所以惟有咁嗌。629Please respect copyright.PENANA6QdqeNDozr
點知佢…629Please respect copyright.PENANARdJggxlZ6g
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 629Please respect copyright.PENANAgnot1Rplca
黑媽媽,我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…629Please respect copyright.PENANAIYL00ci6LE
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏,一吓就退後左三步。629Please respect copyright.PENANAAqLchQb6WN
「仆你條街,男人老餅學人玩精?!」我發嬲大嗌。629Please respect copyright.PENANArpyt1BYaCJ
佢冇回應我,而且仲…629Please respect copyright.PENANAqrp0PPmT4a
嘔多啖出黎,再而…629Please respect copyright.PENANAVkgP1sSD6d
「飛沙走奶!」大嗌出黎,之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。629Please respect copyright.PENANAGIWJPY80Vg
當時既我,第一時間係嚇到呆左。629Please respect copyright.PENANAz6kB7bAcxP
但係第二時間…629Please respect copyright.PENANAPaUkC7p5RH
就係屌柒佢,因為…629Please respect copyright.PENANAiOTUNXp5MT
佢根本唔係句號初弒,而係屎忽條柒頭。629Please respect copyright.PENANAdJtpqvwd9A
「攪乜撚野呀你?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAImJ0Od0pEb
但係佢似乎仲醉緊,佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…629Please respect copyright.PENANAdOBJ9yXA1S
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA7gCCwSytPX
「我都知你行走慣肛門,但係…咦,唔係噃,輕功!?我…有D興趣噃。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAZyOa9FIFLV
之後,一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…629Please respect copyright.PENANAiQzdkmYBiX
「飛者,力化為虛,全身之力散去…629Please respect copyright.PENANAQZgwHDQtIa
沙者,環境力量,將自己融入環境之內…629Please respect copyright.PENANAJWlhxPAeXr
走者,氣也,以氣禦人…629Please respect copyright.PENANAlelJzOCnuj
奶者,奶也,唔好用鍊奶,因為太杰!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAKcNPameOfQ
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀?」 我大叫。629Please respect copyright.PENANAt7wb3Dsgoc
但係真係屌屌聲,因為我跟住佢咁練,又真係…629Please respect copyright.PENANAJzKcVlRnuW
超快咁上左手噃,真係好諷刺。629Please respect copyright.PENANAs8dYpHAHLi
好快咁,我就學識左飛簷,不過未可以走壁。629Please respect copyright.PENANAgoHWjl8hWz
「喂!正呀!多謝你呀屎忽!」我一邊飛一邊講。629Please respect copyright.PENANAI7Fp2LH7GC
我仲飛左埋佢度。629Please respect copyright.PENANAW1Wd7UPfhy
「唔使多謝,潔瑜BB,你哥哥我教你係應份既…」629Please respect copyright.PENANAxbHCluKRPM
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。629Please respect copyright.PENANAfnHFyD9MYF
「屌,原來佢當左我係佢條女,好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。629Please respect copyright.PENANALtpNWVOG56
「其實你知唔知醜架?」後面傳黎一把聲。629Please respect copyright.PENANAiGnGaKmrLm
「乜水呀?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAH3XVPknc0X
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」629Please respect copyright.PENANASyKPg0de6j
「哦,原來係百變怪你呀?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAne84GslblO
「屌你咩,你專登架?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAkGjynhBIAk
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAGfC2oGG7wp
「死PK丫,我問你知唔知醜呀?偷學人地既功夫!」629Please respect copyright.PENANABMX29sHGaO
「咩偷學呀?係屎忽佢明教我架!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAJDNFvQK8dR
「你呃佢教既。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAf9kRCO9w88
「咩呃呃聲啫,乘人之危係常識黎,又唔係我整醉佢既,況且,我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAyf7j95u1by
「人不要面,果然天下無敵,我都費時理你,唔好阻我訓喇,唔係我真係會殺人架。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAMSSV7EjDn9
「殺人啫,又唔係殺我。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAoDUEkm7Fwp
「仆你條街!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAIpU2ORKhpL
(趴~!冷~!) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢,仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。629Please respect copyright.PENANAAAa7MfDmHx
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃?!」似係堡主把聲。629Please respect copyright.PENANAYBuPYie4cY
「我叫魂句號初弒呀!」百變怪咁回應。629Please respect copyright.PENANAfPS5HbXapn
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你!」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。629Please respect copyright.PENANAdNKT7Pqqq1
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始,我今日真係學左好多野。629Please respect copyright.PENANAvCZfQWd3VP
嫁禍俾人,睇人仆街,呢D都係我國既傳統美德,所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…629Please respect copyright.PENANAtcBnbALwmQ
點知…629Please respect copyright.PENANAfcCwrWDJaD
「我冇害你地丫,點解你地要嫁禍我?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAryP4Arg1qm
呢鑊杰喇,真係句號初弒呀! 629Please respect copyright.PENANAeLZP0YKUa1