「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiKKNgx8A9
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaOeIMFLtr
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhSQPtY26Z
咦，練吓功都好噃。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3sTFXmheu
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcYx8IsSBc
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGlfrcPi7i
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nn0t8lzYi
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9GFSSEJXj
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWYD5zC223
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC6pBdBZZy
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgbcOzD4od
魂。初弒既黑影。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeRedrWpp7
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G1tH2CVWX
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHApEpAPil
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPQ75bXQWv
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcRPqmGkH5
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr37WZDOYPN
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu451g6EJ68
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEiMCee9q7
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QdqeNDozr
點知佢…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdJggxlZ6g
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnot1Rplca
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYL00ci6LE
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqLchQb6WN
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpyt1BYaCJ
佢冇回應我，而且仲…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrp0PPmT4a
嘔多啖出黎，再而…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgP1sSD6d
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIWJPY80Vg
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6kB7bAcxP
但係第二時間…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaUkC7p5RH
就係屌柒佢，因為…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOTUNXp5MT
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJtpqvwd9A
「攪乜撚野呀你？」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImJ0Od0pEb
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOBJ9yXA1S
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gCCwSytPX
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyOa9FIFLV
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQzdkmYBiX
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZgwHDQtIa
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWlhxPAeXr
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlelJzOCnuj
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcNPameOfQ
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7wb3Dsgoc
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzKcVlRnuW
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8dYpHAHLi
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoHWjl8hWz
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7Fp2LH7GC
我仲飛左埋佢度。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1Wd7UPfhy
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbHCluKRPM
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnHFyD9MYF
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtpNWVOG56
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGnGaKmrLm
「乜水呀？」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3XVPknc0X
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyKPg0de6j
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne84GslblO
「屌你咩，你專登架？」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGjynhBIAk
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfC2oGG7wp
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMX29sHGaO
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDNFvQK8dR
「你呃佢教既。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9kRCO9w88
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf7j95u1by
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSSV7EjDn9
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDUEkm7Fwp
「仆你條街！」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpU2ORKhpL
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAa7MfDmHx
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBuPYie4cY
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPS5HbXapn
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNKT7Pqqq1
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCZfQWd3VP
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcBnbALwmQ
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryP4Arg1qm
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 629Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLZP0YKUa1
