叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbIxLvdZuj
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kJgoB99VP
「玩吓啫，唔使攞命既。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAVu1o6AGM
「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0P8BOoo43
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「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVGJ8mn4I8
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8vQhsUVzK
點知…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjOSuFpM4N
佢地班死仔竟然…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQfTIvI6xm
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpLGcUL7lR
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogXEHarmDq
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ8TzIJXVe
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGjJsN9XIP
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf2UlBm3Mg
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zK99CmKyJ
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支棍臭架！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXROZCYa8NP
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夜來香及頭回應。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH29MpQW7r
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDw5gaakS0
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl454yzOixj
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVOc0nZBZF
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskVVB4lClR
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDFpsUBfZj
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXywfgZeyr
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJkFLDXTGo
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDBZMIHkys
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ416Rd5PoyL
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3E4m6nC2I
而當我講完呢兩句之後…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCvhQ7UWYu
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm8z8n9Tau
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0wGFaAHQz
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdTsV4HMVX
突然…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQECzAyZlg
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJErkBECR0Q
之後我感覺到我面上面有塊布，所以抆開佢…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvspcEzt1Y
「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucDBy18bIn
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSRv74d6nK
連我都呆左。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYa34Gn03Z
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgxogCTEhL
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftjcIF6RQp
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeHSPLHLgr
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4Fj6PvNfp
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqc2JD8eF9
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4swDSZnwT
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJwfue9GLN
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQOdcV9UaT
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqTeXQ3bkl
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM6DoyGeEK
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomjpTWbyIn
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXMT992SYm
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh81TEPzmj
「小心呀！契弟！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14fs1b5qF3
「小心呀！耶穌！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCap4BmBC3
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOWs2k9I8Z
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBI9z0b6I5
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG17XmFRACe
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOufWzGy1aV
我既怒火已經到左極限…511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCVxlgh7VB
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOKGTj7QF5
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx3VMbqwC9
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1Xl4KSTLA
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwZWb9i5kT
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk0iYMZnc2
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Yevhw91in
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX0WOTBLjr
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXiWIYSjPF
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyi1vVp8i2
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSccqeE94qB
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXT9QrgLTL
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ksdKglmma
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4NxlziYIH
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxaMCr22NZ
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8mPjojSNI
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMfEyDHizO
