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「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamDXqOg9kn
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「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagdg1QIuRk
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大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KerHmlAfp
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之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXD9ODvqzU
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuIoiFPTBn
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QB4fGHCTf
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCDL3LKWzl
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusihGvhGMH
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhUrjGQDlJ
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「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUmbyef4ax
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSvRQWN68x
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。501Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuiyqnjdHT
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