傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6CPmmVAmh
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofUmNcP2T1
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpQ0YAThHR
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFXe4HYCEO
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXy12mAU5R
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVmmFIYRPG
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcynPrLE33b
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtWHNPFZtg
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e6lVmHzcx
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizH1wIStLQ
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqKbdWe4Ps
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVml4LAXfv
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5QxyrD7Bv
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPLoyIGzKR
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtO8yBn61i
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq5hGbQkNk
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdtpym4gLD
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1QwqmSZQg
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g2Ejxr6gh
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1WfVeyc0p
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpMSBH4vVs
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6AFSzm8gW
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8zhEDMXAX
第一式，掃理老墓528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdWDNTGhf6
第二式，掃溝里興528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMv47nLvGn
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENDPbhtVxz
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzIOkw3eMw
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD0n3bTyYe
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl8o3RA7UY
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHVqLOv8j8
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bJOwgL1nm
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SDwhXp29u
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWDDX7nBQD
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2KV1juQBo
我可以肯定左一樣野...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4NNHn2Wnt
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi6dT5UeoA
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6d1Ouiaan
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5P0JbwhNQ
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ798RH25SxL
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jHpT21IzS
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1t5MBmXi8
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6vx7UQfwF
（啪啪啪～)528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7ioPWMqUE
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub1VBHeebw
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoRvxHg64T
「做乜你響度既？」我問。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGYQsQn70K
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWLXRMrgJL
「哼。」師父。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzO9gmP4p8
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Vj9z2Rxk
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYMbmeU05O
「余小欣！？」我問。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BP6yJp5ro
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjH2vbjwel
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRcdEEYT8w
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bYICk1OQf
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKNuM7YCpm
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq6xhHnoW3
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXny8XaryP
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjl6FwJN3E
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ5QWBl5K4
「OK，出發！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuT62opDvb
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJvQ2p3h00
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8F3WNGozp
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUTxJH3oul
