傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12B4WoEAO9
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRExuUzMBM
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDdRJR1op7
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仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m3x0EoJvm
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2XjEk55wI
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tK6sKZlae
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZwDrBCOFp
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TghSqlqKt
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6Y2JqSqxD
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTtUdqNfWT
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjV7anrXLt
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdSarZJjEZ
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ5465Jyof
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVSLo70tni
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DXf8E4EaX
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt6eV0jkxo
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMpKXz4GBv
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsKe9A55No
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5yVPZUrAj
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6uxbqvODU
第一式，掃理老墓530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbzaWUKsAx
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第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztxn78bTNH
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7la4xBNGlX
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixuSqyWIdP
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl52gLqv7F
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HPyzkpxVi
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzBmpketso
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbbQH1c3il
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPxtwCcq3D
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATApSv0CTz
我可以肯定左一樣野...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6hIPTX2QS
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKklovpKSq
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1EEmOzzCI
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj100jZKkR
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIAsxq9FvC
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqLgpQqlKS
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRayceUquT
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQKXGwUoI5
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIuudh3N3x
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuav8SjEsMe
「做乜你響度既？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X0EDryxQu
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpevH4sWkT
「哼。」師父。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcIK8yQhRi
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv02EsuqjcN
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsSwL9nNDS
「余小欣！？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWgIO95kA0
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDavNokRjdY
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZTF6iO9i7
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9T8IJqy2k
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoFT3v16ni
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0PqBWLXLh
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6oKoczPKi
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByM43hnaDU
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q8ZcdgelY
「OK，出發！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6smkz42Uo
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsXInpI5Ha
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNeTOxi9oa
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