之後班藍精靈將睡彭變成…484Please respect copyright.PENANAB4BvPnDMwx
「該煨囉。」我身邊既女性生物都咁講。484Please respect copyright.PENANAhtCEMkGoep
而家,睡彭佢滿身都係藍精液,真係嘔心…484Please respect copyright.PENANAHYdnzjvFn5
當我地作嘔之際,紅色小矮人突然…484Please respect copyright.PENANAEttSTpv0Yk
衝左出去,仲大嗌︰…484Please respect copyright.PENANAXFPfPZdDKw
「狼婆婆變身!」 484Please respect copyright.PENANAEQsz7ugWi0
我地一直以為佢係小紅帽,原來佢係狼婆婆!?484Please respect copyright.PENANAUuBgPJNEPY
紅色小矮人變成左狼婆婆之後…484Please respect copyright.PENANAe5OeByzB4P
大弒殺戮,一手一隻藍精靈咁隊入口…484Please respect copyright.PENANASwCYvqiq2C
場面很是恐怖。484Please respect copyright.PENANAwNs9mAkFqw
「我…我地…係咪有咩做錯左呀?」侍女佢當場嚇到喊左出黎。484Please respect copyright.PENANAGbRzq4z7t8
「而家…一隻熊一隻狼咁,藍精靈想唔被食晒都唔得。野獸,始終都係野獸。」484Please respect copyright.PENANAF8AEa8xyPp
「或者呢D係大自然既定律。」我咁講。484Please respect copyright.PENANAV8Nc79KlHo
結果,最後…484Please respect copyright.PENANArOKWvbRItY
狼婆婆變返做紅色小矮人,而且仲…484Please respect copyright.PENANAwQxlIJUgGz
好似食到好飽咁攤左響度…484Please respect copyright.PENANAI3OWGW6IBo
至於睡彭,就繼續亂衝亂撞緊。 484Please respect copyright.PENANA3iQdeQexoB
我身邊既句號反而好冷靜,仲第一個踏出一步,行左落去…484Please respect copyright.PENANAIkh2bP7zY0
佢質問紅色小矮人︰484Please respect copyright.PENANAMgtP4L08is
「你利用我地呀?」語氣好重。484Please respect copyright.PENANANn4nAJiegD
「係呀!唔該晒。」紅色小矮人回應得好爽。484Please respect copyright.PENANA5An4coDOcs
「討厭!我好少咁嬲人架!」侍女鬧紅色小矮人。484Please respect copyright.PENANAS9EyCycAaT
「哈哈哈,你梗係以為你地見到就係所有野既事實呢?」484Please respect copyright.PENANAIFkgzDNqu8
紅色小矮人好冷靜咁反問返我地。484Please respect copyright.PENANAY2eOjxRCDB
「乜意思呀?」我問。484Please respect copyright.PENANAotXCkA7PAP
「你地知唔知班藍精靈係咩黎架?」紅色小矮人再問。484Please respect copyright.PENANA68cRAClH5e
「你自己講啦,講得唔岩聽既,我對你唔客氣添呀,最憎人利用我,又唔俾返D回報我噃。」句號講。484Please respect copyright.PENANAUJzdssvvx4
「車,你都係貪回報啫。」我屹佢。484Please respect copyright.PENANAQoSuUYbFZS
而紅色小矮人就咁解釋:484Please respect copyright.PENANAfZS3hq7Qfw
「佢地係我身體裡面既惡細胞,我練既小紅帽秘笈內功心法,會將身體入面隱藏既邪惡力量實體化同分裂,所以我食返佢地對世界黎講係一件好事,唔係佢地就會越黎越多。」484Please respect copyright.PENANAfiVJvBq71I
「原來係咁,我仲驚我地好心做壞事,累到人添。」我咁講,侍女及頭。484Please respect copyright.PENANALSrYKH78bQ
「俾一個反思既機會你地都幾好丫,唔好成日以為幫人就一定岩,要諗下幫緊既係咩人呀。」紅色小矮人講。484Please respect copyright.PENANAVmO7L8rWh7
呢件事就總算完左,而句號佢就…484Please respect copyright.PENANAUzZ9igyFyE
「喂!你癲完未呀?」喝止睡彭。484Please respect copyright.PENANA6N3DZHLB1i
「解鈴還須係鈴人,等我黎啦。」我講。484Please respect copyright.PENANA6ifoCgusjc
「三上悠亞唔從良喇!佢決定再下海!呢次係賤熊鹹濕系列!岩晒你呀呀呀!」484Please respect copyright.PENANA2Tl0NiK2JV
「岩味,拍拍,岩晒你!」484Please respect copyright.PENANApo8Ki2ADr8
睡彭瞬間冷靜返落黎,仲好好唱口,好開心咁拍晒手咁。 484Please respect copyright.PENANArMudeFLTtz
「攞返間屋你開心啦,咁我地係時候都出發喇。」句號拍左一下睡彭博頭再講。484Please respect copyright.PENANA7slypLa9W1
點知突然…484Please respect copyright.PENANAoX6vFrWFqs
(嘰 ~ ~ ~ ~ !)484Please respect copyright.PENANA2rWJHb4EWZ
一架熟悉既飛車飄移埋黎我地面前…484Please respect copyright.PENANAckapxM3Ni3
佢停定左,但係我地成班人驚魂未定…484Please respect copyright.PENANA32EDsFf7O0
因為當時佢既車身距離我地只係0.03mm…484Please respect copyright.PENANAHzyFSmI8lo
(安全套咩?)484Please respect copyright.PENANAAOtl20Px1U
「你朋友有事呀!」車上面一把熟悉既聲音大嗌出黎。484Please respect copyright.PENANAe3rlQuZLYi
「我…我朋…我朋友呀?」我呆呆地咁回應佢。484Please respect copyright.PENANAGFugIDFohm
原來佢係女車神司機街口有落。484Please respect copyright.PENANAqMNDjm3SVQ
「係呀!快D上車啦!」女車神回應。484Please respect copyright.PENANA2wiYoaXGMy
「邊個朋友有事呀?」我問。484Please respect copyright.PENANATi1LD9orh1
「你朋友Seafood有事呀!」484Please respect copyright.PENANA5GLiZsLysy
「你朋友PatPat有事點解唔直接去睇醫生呀?」侍女問。484Please respect copyright.PENANAVQjVVoK8g1
「Seafood係我朋友個花名,佢原名係屎忽。」484Please respect copyright.PENANA0G1cQ2JPN9
「OIC。」侍女及頭,句號咁講。484Please respect copyright.PENANAoURBqOp1fl
「咁,紅色小矮人同睡彭,我地有機會再見啦,BYEBYE!」我咁同佢地講。484Please respect copyright.PENANAm37bYQGDoj
「再見,希望下次再見唔係我利用你地啦,哈哈哈!」紅色小矮人。484Please respect copyright.PENANAgHhexHEvS0
「再見,希望下次再見你地繼續利用我啦,哈哈哈!」睡彭。484Please respect copyright.PENANACbsYFB38uN
我講完呢句就同侍女句號佢地上左女車神架車。484Please respect copyright.PENANATwVpzPofLx
而女車神一見我地坐定就踩行油去喇…484Please respect copyright.PENANAULHKsByC3e
「究究究竟竟竟發發發生生生咩咩咩事事事呀呀呀?」484Please respect copyright.PENANAXfT3spYpjc
森林D路崎嶇到畸形,架車櫈到我講野講成咁樣。484Please respect copyright.PENANAlSD8WdPCwD
「佢俾人打。」女車神回應。 484Please respect copyright.PENANAkryBUORbMS
女車神口中既「佢」,應係係屎忽,雖然屎忽唔算係我見過最好打既…484Please respect copyright.PENANAXtxph3tw6A
但係佢都應該唔弱丫,究竟邊個可以打到佢呢?484Please respect copyright.PENANARYMT2Snd2B