之後班藍精靈將睡彭變成…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqUUZBdF38
「該煨囉。」我身邊既女性生物都咁講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFaD4vTfRL
而家，睡彭佢滿身都係藍精液，真係嘔心…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYmeMkQjMH
當我地作嘔之際，紅色小矮人突然…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwtg0QASRk
衝左出去，仲大嗌︰…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF530er2EMi
「狼婆婆變身！」 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VcUXuNdqT
我地一直以為佢係小紅帽，原來佢係狼婆婆！？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeAVnLO6PH
紅色小矮人變成左狼婆婆之後…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYN9CoPjOf
大弒殺戮，一手一隻藍精靈咁隊入口…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVJQ5CpPn8
場面很是恐怖。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgYbDJxqs2
「我…我地…係咪有咩做錯左呀？」侍女佢當場嚇到喊左出黎。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx40gTuGCTU
「而家…一隻熊一隻狼咁，藍精靈想唔被食晒都唔得。野獸，始終都係野獸。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zni1xbtrp
「或者呢D係大自然既定律。」我咁講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TDmxVkbhz
結果，最後…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDwYiJZmwu
狼婆婆變返做紅色小矮人，而且仲…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX4pWgyg4S
好似食到好飽咁攤左響度…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWfkCuScRt
至於睡彭，就繼續亂衝亂撞緊。 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8YAJDITaL
我身邊既句號反而好冷靜，仲第一個踏出一步，行左落去…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AcKnMRJfD
佢質問紅色小矮人︰477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnuQODtbro
「你利用我地呀？」語氣好重。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x7cevJwM6
「係呀！唔該晒。」紅色小矮人回應得好爽。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJTmUN6DPq
「討厭！我好少咁嬲人架！」侍女鬧紅色小矮人。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn26n5sCAvv
「哈哈哈，你梗係以為你地見到就係所有野既事實呢？」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsMNEO0J4H
紅色小矮人好冷靜咁反問返我地。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsicopxJhaa
「乜意思呀？」我問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVOXp4nYAy
「你地知唔知班藍精靈係咩黎架？」紅色小矮人再問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1h6M7oJS5
「你自己講啦，講得唔岩聽既，我對你唔客氣添呀，最憎人利用我，又唔俾返D回報我噃。」句號講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbDLtypdxF
「車，你都係貪回報啫。」我屹佢。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBDMTLkcES
而紅色小矮人就咁解釋：477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjBFJHgNgO
「佢地係我身體裡面既惡細胞，我練既小紅帽秘笈內功心法，會將身體入面隱藏既邪惡力量實體化同分裂，所以我食返佢地對世界黎講係一件好事，唔係佢地就會越黎越多。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlbtDXgrBz
「原來係咁，我仲驚我地好心做壞事，累到人添。」我咁講，侍女及頭。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHpoQ8xEIQ
「俾一個反思既機會你地都幾好丫，唔好成日以為幫人就一定岩，要諗下幫緊既係咩人呀。」紅色小矮人講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl44sV9Ayb
呢件事就總算完左，而句號佢就…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygemAo1y6C
「喂！你癲完未呀？」喝止睡彭。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXBtWXhgk5
「解鈴還須係鈴人，等我黎啦。」我講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpLWukeWQ7
「三上悠亞唔從良喇！佢決定再下海！呢次係賤熊鹹濕系列！岩晒你呀呀呀！」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZBNbQGl7f
「岩味，拍拍，岩晒你！」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYjgVpGqc3
睡彭瞬間冷靜返落黎，仲好好唱口，好開心咁拍晒手咁。 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTNgkkem4I
「攞返間屋你開心啦，咁我地係時候都出發喇。」句號拍左一下睡彭博頭再講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt1nyPyaVk
點知突然…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpVyCPBppI
(嘰 ~ ~ ~ ~ ！)477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yDve7NaBC
一架熟悉既飛車飄移埋黎我地面前…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19mSjocFOz
佢停定左，但係我地成班人驚魂未定…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eXtBlnZX8
因為當時佢既車身距離我地只係0.03mm…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIcqWE20zr
(安全套咩？)477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZg6eMlJ46
「你朋友有事呀！」車上面一把熟悉既聲音大嗌出黎。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwx4MgwHk0
「我…我朋…我朋友呀？」我呆呆地咁回應佢。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJwlrjLEmq
原來佢係女車神司機街口有落。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj1OtMPo96
「係呀！快D上車啦！」女車神回應。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLA5hoUAZQ
「邊個朋友有事呀？」我問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRPB1Rtzsk
「你朋友Seafood有事呀！」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTvPQQhzMU
「你朋友PatPat有事點解唔直接去睇醫生呀？」侍女問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ3qeQyTal
「Seafood係我朋友個花名，佢原名係屎忽。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk2xBRGvQf
「OIC。」侍女及頭，句號咁講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcpFDUebaZ
「咁，紅色小矮人同睡彭，我地有機會再見啦，BYEBYE！」我咁同佢地講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPRHN5lw6v
「再見，希望下次再見唔係我利用你地啦，哈哈哈！」紅色小矮人。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ5ZK4Tnc7
「再見，希望下次再見你地繼續利用我啦，哈哈哈！」睡彭。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWYfK1MgIY
我講完呢句就同侍女句號佢地上左女車神架車。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOjKbrqGML
而女車神一見我地坐定就踩行油去喇…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ngZN0Og9y
「究究究竟竟竟發發發生生生咩咩咩事事事呀呀呀？」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgx33Y9oFf
森林D路崎嶇到畸形，架車櫈到我講野講成咁樣。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14H3Os2gbY
「佢俾人打。」女車神回應。 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7r5QPpOj8
女車神口中既「佢」，應係係屎忽，雖然屎忽唔算係我見過最好打既…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjKTqunqQ2
但係佢都應該唔弱丫，究竟邊個可以打到佢呢？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4puKgM12PG
