火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaUzgNoixH
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh6mQqqp6q
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA6SXkrxRO
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjFeDWMKVa
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhW3cV1D2O
所以我咁回應︰739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjivnlo2c6
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeATLwOmihL
不過我知衰…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1oeSXR9Q7
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CVo8MWXS8
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkbtavg9Yr
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEit8nFSQTR
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRGrEzz6eo
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOHbaJDEaj
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGjjNWMWNr
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5xIGfT7Po
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbf2pCL8cu
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQVHLuntBK
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqogIRAqtRy
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cqKa5zXp5
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuRrSPm11X
「唔信！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAUZGTHrj4
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznhfl0TUxb
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g7yxznRAV
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pUx7m3wtx
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdy1dtpVgZ
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZUMlh7qEP
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmN1kZqiYTc
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00wwCu5sIA
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78GtyHiMu5
「我唔講人是非架喎。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMC67Lovq8
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7OxKSjzwH
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnnAsejTPR
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOQn4G11qx
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmRC4uTffp
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tLuXxvWv1
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtxpSi52Dt
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwxx62NpRP
「係呀，一陣再玩。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxbze0yw1t
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL61Osg9TY
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlWAc8ZNzh
而響呢個時候…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SOFxvOAGX
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbPmi3dv65
「死人？有人死左？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJjkUqIkPa
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwcWvVgdjG
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFvGwTm2MX
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxwZzOYp7c
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalO2R4rdVf
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCdUfcLu3D
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL8pTK5DUx
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVOQiV6lCW
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJt9LORG9w
點知…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn1qR1u5mL
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHuFoT14s4
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbU9tlNKCB
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98ThiLOI1B
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAA4Lk124L
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcpLuPd4ND
既麻甩佬！？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmp9xoa6Ft
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nBfXMRgfi
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MD11eoZuP
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTHiou7I6r
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O9SWXL7ek
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuRburXrNU
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNYgUKZAPv
「做乜呀？」我問。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IGX8amGzQ
「你露丁呀！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCNwAymiva
「邊個李路丁呀？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVu0aiFnGc
「你下面呀！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4VgMJt3Cl
「邊個李夏面呀？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqyH0SX0Bu
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJJk73OWbt
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR3rtBdu7H
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS8gS4hLS0
