火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Vsq5EmAj7
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88llpAwDbG
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYMP7w0weh
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxSAi2Vznj
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvdsVfhhH6
所以我咁回應︰742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51o8crECmy
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JJf7wTsei
不過我知衰…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP291C0O4qd
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYaCZnH4rF
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUAwRNaEen
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP4tjjPLki
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUhuNhLSoV
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoz1ziV8OQ
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZBWnSOzbO
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKL1CUgEmt
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTqLrP9SYZ
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSaf69Ktq4
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDlm0UIszU
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwFGY70368
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMDAXgsQPF
「唔信！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPd30ZRwKz
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VOMVZNHGY
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eBgodxuqE
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBJKKhY3ox
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnw27mHyUg
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYD2CWBLj0
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYntVqucXM
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8acAlcVVj4
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0Z37hYW3S
「我唔講人是非架喎。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRaocMSYv2
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcMsjKe3EX
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwErlcy3lo
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQCHd6xiao
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezfms92cEE
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4HEsFYg5i
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXftbUFc4V5
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRwI3Vndpg
「係呀，一陣再玩。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nqSSGDbuN
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrCFvj3aWt
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhm3ssaMQ4
而響呢個時候…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBFhimIGlZ
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDekICbzn1
「死人？有人死左？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIch048ukAg
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJH4I1Ctc4
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBujknKJPQ
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdpnfcDAss
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrowwcmNEF
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw6yie4sIr
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9Bgxb5vqN
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64wZYCtwYU
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL7Y5F6VPh
點知…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6wj2fBunZ
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jpgoa7OH7
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmxlAT1Qnd
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrq9NzvPf0
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWiAaR8QjW
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb29c9x79fX
既麻甩佬！？742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZm8eziRfn
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn6HizKWNT
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c2scUcfjY
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpU5t4oxIb
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mr7eW1hSG
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4JF2nv6HY
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR6xjn6oqR
「做乜呀？」我問。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEUyVwCQ5i
「你露丁呀！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNFneIzNqH
「邊個李路丁呀？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtww7x9wJc
「你下面呀！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3do3ajuRr5
「邊個李夏面呀？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwZpIR4rm7
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL38VWFgiS
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WpPrktLWw
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCi6Sf4kHG
