「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhXekf4Qna
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmHvJUP0Bi
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMA0tKcSK1
咦，練吓功都好噃。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n7hJ3IhJW
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrRIevCDBi
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7gYYWTYqE
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2EoAZDDsX
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq01Zm54ui
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm3YasmAtT
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZS4P1a4fw
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ0haWMTdx
魂。初弒既黑影。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdhiYjv0IH
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2ZfJXrQmH
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCnjunqAR0
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlNNjy1A0w
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwETJrR844
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwveaOj68R
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FQdlQCa3K
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUENPgPYZc
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcg8iBjBpA
點知佢…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrjeNIO8Jr
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wNpXvR6ek
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSi6W1sWgl
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICorBDz9IU
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2gSWGpYYJ
佢冇回應我，而且仲…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr00IJ8wH2K
嘔多啖出黎，再而…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmju6NvCtT
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ724Jvk8jOw
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEYANNBDtf
但係第二時間…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH04Pd86KZ9
就係屌柒佢，因為…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssc1aAPpfF
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspIMb247HW
「攪乜撚野呀你？」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptkq7tjOGg
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8awjBPeyH
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlMuv6Gthn
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2I1M8Mvxq
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEH4cP2rg9
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoUcYcCuA1
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE6HqZqMcP
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6T0SK4US0
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YuQ0hQYaU
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6J2R64AQR
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr6nvyF7Ml
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCCDV14AtO
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSuC2xvFqG
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlIAITqJf1
我仲飛左埋佢度。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVUY9jIiTp
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFgsr403sK
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Dw53OS2c
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtmkk7wusH
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEeLgnDJ4O
「乜水呀？」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RO2doYg8j
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hi5hErKBE
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62AskTO6Gf
「屌你咩，你專登架？」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz3DdxvGmP
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkriT800YaW
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH72Y7Q5br
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hk2w99ZRj
「你呃佢教既。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXkzo4vECP
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDolZ7uMCj
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1eFs3rMwf
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjcUmDrJZ8
「仆你條街！」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq3vKdjQGv
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxsr9W1s8f
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAKEUShZin
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNGSO0zj5F
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukSjentO3b
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz2KUUNzBL
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfqBN4kPQ6
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eVprHsEMP
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 621Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XUdvsYIe7
