「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVU4cqdRrf
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYznGAS4sru
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveuLa233OL
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHtEzPrL4i
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsGMvpBJ9Z
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一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLWAPUwPhP
魂。初弒既黑影。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqjAkFZOkm
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGxMAUCFnm
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佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8v9IGYuoj
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNdj7VJXWv
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuyLeNMYWd
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzGzhF3tzl
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhhzlLMk8s
點知佢…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mQpllS4aR
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYdoNWpLAh
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aotqKsq4i
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhWMO06XRQ
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIG1q1lMzO
佢冇回應我，而且仲…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNKv3hu0aH
嘔多啖出黎，再而…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmGEowkUVw
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcmBKJqMDT
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsMWrwH1tS
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就係屌柒佢，因為…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmfAJJz37b
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeato4mHtGK
「攪乜撚野呀你？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12TXkBTnsH
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPq3C6Zxlm
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyAxZyHLcc
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBYIycg9jd
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH2b1FurMT
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHmyyH4ELL
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUodoVKc4QB
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfElkozxi9m
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthxnCqXeYE
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdZ5ZRc6pi
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjzhgGCWIT
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJM7pv8tgX
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUoOgVR88J
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefDc8UNARI
我仲飛左埋佢度。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaAO3jay6F
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozZ1U921eU
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡProazFllTv
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu083bUa92
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1B1z6MJGB
「乜水呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcyF5KJmiN
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJRiL4BiZJ
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH8w4kAbO0
「屌你咩，你專登架？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCBBvAB3Uu
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjkbRphZQg
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv8RuuJWPB
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzyL5Ci04B
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm33tkqm7kL
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCheSigUdN
「仆你條街！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMqfohDXes
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIcT8KLdrX
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7DwGXxHG1
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6b6EyiCGn
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22bp7m4RPV
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKpuDEtGGB
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNG0johh16
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTtaOHfWUe
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwabfhunpe3
