「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs7Fmk7qtc
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6SKa1WYBt
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO9ZqxhJuF
咦，練吓功都好噃。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNPxTlULgz
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXorhnP7Qm
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUhij8XUi7
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28NHaTFepR
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCAvrjQx7L
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3nwmndTSv
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuchQJ277Z
魂。初弒既黑影。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47qCoCMWc4
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG3ZfUkeF5
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejuUW8pxKl
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A0RMWnbau
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT70qWHDfMm
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYfFqA5heL
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gQEH2irpv
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0K3i2wOwXs
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPTjAWCmXe
點知佢…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsLTYe90NE
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3rJWqdAri
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDdltIXAcc
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouuVu5Mdfj
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg6ILRdVho
佢冇回應我，而且仲…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKWB84MEms
嘔多啖出黎，再而…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT8C906xed
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsXiESy0JN
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjySkefOoj
但係第二時間…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBS4G4BRMe
就係屌柒佢，因為…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqEGlewyms
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDS55l1uUZ
「攪乜撚野呀你？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfv9uXfIUH
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiePS9sYNsW
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz5Vj4dneJ
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qIiMNO8yo
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiAHalx53g
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEHjICHQWO
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQWQxo8Hx0
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIB2fIcCDl
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmRJ1IQvn1
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeihIfd6xw4
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMf6qx0f6W
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qZPbq3Epn
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KAOeiFB7h
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZiiLgY9Bb
我仲飛左埋佢度。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEbo2ljzIT
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPDeAURo81
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pD4H34tut
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTQNsc2Aud
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCleibpcs1
「乜水呀？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbvNN1X7xY
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91q9k4KIO4
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcCWm3mRod
「屌你咩，你專登架？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsW56qjM5z
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5Z0BIJBAM
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6icQHAZP0T
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTK7ElFOHz
「你呃佢教既。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOznrMqcaF
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qX0i0GBIR
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3WKLgBbyR
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgwu8UOMJI
「仆你條街！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSLfu8WTZD
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBNfVCYpWt
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6nMyouzTk
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3AHf6ntvp
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nEoMRqc61
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ051HnCLILr
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYFeAvf45P
點知…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurQbPpGieB
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YotRExbST
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhHFCgtVd8
