「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pklJUqHA8
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo9NH5GkcS
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAMNIKv9U7
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所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkNoqxRpQr
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PcvLXMIKi
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一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXTNuFMg6Z
魂。初弒既黑影。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdWKjdfdFU
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXizut24p60
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZWnE0L3mE
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT58WAJe9e2
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilGS9qXf5Y
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k5in2UmTo
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4vGw2dIE5
點知佢…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6TpwySj3M
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKcNX50De7
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsNb68vTlr
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScDua5LLzN
佢冇回應我，而且仲…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjablpaxrs
嘔多啖出黎，再而…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSof86o0yi
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf7lTaGzMt
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVZeVRz9OX
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就係屌柒佢，因為…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOir3UMSc9Q
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NEbhw8bSW
「攪乜撚野呀你？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz7E9iLxQJ
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKdf7AG0YS
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72Z7TcJZtE
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIGmDVR6mG
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJRXXEZqle
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNToIteoOGN
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQY4VvROZa
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb2CdNYYKA
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJWbTolqHa
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu2uEqXxHF
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3bpQLYcld
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2gg4tbANC
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR04gw1Jhnq
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UAevMH13v
我仲飛左埋佢度。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6q8QdA94C
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5xcSLcKZf
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUXQcz2oiA
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T9n1d0LjK
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif27vpjmw9
「乜水呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7JFAR2qxx
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOagw7xyZbL
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TT6FpQE3I
「屌你咩，你專登架？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3ak6iAvhe
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinP0pAwM2R
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgQQfRfqg3
「你呃佢教既。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ68MFKN9D7
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr24T4P2Zsc
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNXcwQTp8Q
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TpiA0C6au
「仆你條街！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZVX937HAC
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsprO9MRb5
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vOQAmkXdZ
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPLrpgpoLI
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDhTgLnIjP
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNwTcegWBT
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ky1d0C0sC
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkcK3yiCLz
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinIzM1Tq0X
