「我…我…咁我講啦,咁樣既,自從內地遊客過度膨漲之後,賭城訂左好多老虎機,點知黨一話收緊政策啫,賭場生意當堂少左,攪到老虎城D老虎機滯銷…」唉我屌咩講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAoDmJI9d7nV
「點解我覺得你好似屈緊黨咁既?」屎忽。505Please respect copyright.PENANADuDXFwcAEF
「你係黨人咩?唔係就咪理啦。」百變怪。505Please respect copyright.PENANArIofvZzgfa
「但係…」我講。505Please respect copyright.PENANA3Hfqp8ZNsa
「但係咩呀?」佢地問。505Please respect copyright.PENANA1H383BVPJZ
「呢度唔係高登獵殺森林咩?點解會有內地遊客呢請問?」我問。505Please respect copyright.PENANA10LumbkxFY
「咦,係噃,對唔住,我講錯,總之因為賭客少左,攪到老虎機滯銷啦…」屌咩回應。505Please respect copyright.PENANAidltNTIqk3
「嗱,我都話佢屈人地啦。」屎忽。505Please respect copyright.PENANA8VIhbLAp3r
「唔好廢話住,俾屌咩講埋先。」百變怪講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAzCoOUcJVup
「因為滯銷,老虎城既生活變得困難,所以好有可能,雪花糕佢就係因為呢個原因而變成左跨地域殺手,目標就係振興經濟。」屌咩再講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAiPLJtW05tZ
「屌你咩!我咁白痴都唔信你講啦。」歸藏。505Please respect copyright.PENANAiEpXUrqs7v
「咪臭係,一時又滯銷又生活艱難,一時又話跨地殺手振興經濟,完全風馬牛不相及。」立花_宗茂。505Please respect copyright.PENANAy5SX0RnrHE
「可能佢講得唔好,但係我諗我明白晒。」堡主咁講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAKsKYiMYHeK
「咁你都明?」賭撚懶驚奇咁問。505Please respect copyright.PENANAIP2vn9EdvU
「可能扮明架啫。」屎忽細細聲響我耳邊講。505Please respect copyright.PENANA3f7ysXdHkM
「唔係扮明…」505Please respect copyright.PENANA0j3rWwruvN
點知咁都係俾堡主聽到,佢仲再講︰505Please respect copyright.PENANA959o1zmhwa
「雪花糕就係老虎城城主既千金,老虎城城主由頭到尾都冇出現過,響獵殺森林呢度,佢就好似一個被詛咒既年青女仔一樣,一黎到呢度就要背負住整個老虎城,所以佢被逼只好利用殺人黎賺錢並唔係冇可能,總好過做雞丫。」堡主解釋。505Please respect copyright.PENANAdPKvTivM3z
「我覺得做雞好D,起碼唔會傷害人丫。」屎忽講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAHAbZa9zbEx
「恕在下不能認同,一滴精,三滴血,慢慢陰乾你,我覺得比殺手殘忍。」堡主說。505Please respect copyright.PENANADuLDcodJie
「堡主所言甚是。」賭撚回應道。505Please respect copyright.PENANAvQuobD6300
「玩撚夠未呀?講返口語啦唔該。」我講。505Please respect copyright.PENANA9fBVrIv2Tp
「OK。」佢地回應。505Please respect copyright.PENANAfpsDKkB456
「但係…咪住先,佢做乜Q野要留低張咁白痴既簡體字謎先?」我問。505Please respect copyright.PENANAjpemMUfsFm
「你有冇睇過黑玫瑰?從來唔會有人問點解黑玫瑰要留低黑玫瑰既。」堡主回應。505Please respect copyright.PENANAJEuJtyUb0o
「咁佢應該留低D雪花糕丫,有得食都好丫嘛!」屎忽講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAGyAfDEtGBt
「屌你丫!雪花膏係用黎搽架。」歸藏。505Please respect copyright.PENANABpTUoMAwiQ
「真係難分真與假喔。」惠那又一幅賣萌樣搭口。505Please respect copyright.PENANA5IrTcfrcm0
… (我專注睇緊惠那既可愛樣,班撚樣就一副無奈樣。)505Please respect copyright.PENANANhfHRD6ser
呢件事本黎都已經好白痴,我地攪左成晚都係得個吉,但係更白痴既係…505Please respect copyright.PENANAoL142ezmSp
堡主僕人話俾我地聽,張謎語圖其實係…505Please respect copyright.PENANAjPe0D4owYg
係堡主近排自己買既,根本唔係咩雪花糕留低,睇黎係佢自己都唔記得左。505Please respect copyright.PENANAm6HkoIUBge
咁究竟件事同雪花神針雪花糕呢位女殺手有冇關呢?505Please respect copyright.PENANAr9H8ltJY4A
呢個問題,好快就得以解決…505Please respect copyright.PENANAzsRWsN3Vo3
因為…505Please respect copyright.PENANAJIGApro6bi
我地班人攪完大龍鳳之後,我自己一個人返左去房…505Please respect copyright.PENANAnAEqwn7SEH
… (返房途中)505Please respect copyright.PENANANUc53Kii5E
當我返到自己房果陣…505Please respect copyright.PENANAl2GYTecN5N
「子銘,其他人呢?」505Please respect copyright.PENANAx1dXKcDHGT
房頂既窗口突然傳黎一把熟悉既聲音。505Please respect copyright.PENANAM5EqJivRMr
「小…小姬?」當時既角度,我淨係認得佢條底褲。505Please respect copyright.PENANA9UWAph2JuN
(個故之前冇講過你偷窺,你做乜Q野衝出黎柒呢?)505Please respect copyright.PENANALrFUAajneE
Eee…之後小姬佢跳左落黎我面前…505Please respect copyright.PENANAGMZ3i79VAb
(而家仲學人炸唔知添 =_=)505Please respect copyright.PENANAxViRgL3dlL
「佢地點呀?」小姬再問。505Please respect copyright.PENANAcfpXNXRXbB
「孤男寡女共處一室,男仔實有損失…」我講得有D怕醜。505Please respect copyright.PENANAjchpWtm1K4
「損失D咩呀?」小姬問。505Please respect copyright.PENANA2BT1XLEocn
「精子。」我咁回應。505Please respect copyright.PENANAUp68GyEXOT
之後小姬冇回應,淨係唔知響邊拎左把交剪出黎…505Please respect copyright.PENANAQBvJpvY4tu
「哦!我意思係好似唔係幾好咁啫。」我驚起黎急急回應。505Please respect copyright.PENANA8A9E4ZYFbu
「咁!答!得!我!未!呢?」小姬港女上身。505Please respect copyright.PENANAgVzZHCVISS
「十分平安!」我急回應。505Please respect copyright.PENANAYgGXeZINx9
「哼,咁就好喇,我聽講雪花神針黎左,佢想要殺幾個人。」小姬冷靜返落黎。505Please respect copyright.PENANApq0UpdwEOR
「幾個!?知唔知係邊幾個呀?」我問。505Please respect copyright.PENANAF5ybqCamQk
「唔係個個都知,但係最主要既目標人物,應該係石屎虧劃主任。」505Please respect copyright.PENANAOrcmAfL4ry
「即係堡主!?」505Please respect copyright.PENANANu0gVytt8h
「無錯,就係呢度既主人。」505Please respect copyright.PENANAr7mTgu0tuV
「咁…咁點算呀?使唔使即刻搵堡主傾吓呀?」505Please respect copyright.PENANAiq4YjfiMOk
「自己生命緊要D,我怕殺手唔止雪花神針一個人,佢地仲可能會聲東擊西。」505Please respect copyright.PENANAwse24hcZ9t
「擊邊個個西呢你估?」505Please respect copyright.PENANAgB3G08osoF
小姬蹬大對眼怒啤我。505Please respect copyright.PENANA7M9DTiwoCU
「我意思係…係小姬你點可以咁自私架,大是大非既時候,你竟然只係顧自己?」505Please respect copyright.PENANAgMXNnVxzwg
「我…傻瓜!我係顧住你咋!」小姬咁講。505Please respect copyright.PENANAvOXyapeaQL
佢講呢句既時候,顯得好激動,仲無啦啦眼泛淚光添…505Please respect copyright.PENANA0WAK0j7Rjy
就好似經歷左好多野先可以響我面前講到呢番話一樣。505Please respect copyright.PENANAt4iL1XwgSz
我唔知佢呢十日發生左咩事,所以…505Please respect copyright.PENANAtHD0Y8T4dJ
我咩反應都冇做。505Please respect copyright.PENANA4SqH1PYV1i
「或者係我傻啦,算喇,你自己小心D啦,我仲有事要做!」505Please respect copyright.PENANAAC1ago7z3R
之後小姬一下就從天窗跳左出去。505Please respect copyright.PENANAciekGORpGP
究竟…505Please respect copyright.PENANAknz4QcYTm2
究竟發生咩事呢? 505Please respect copyright.PENANAESQxXxnqJp
當時我望住小姬離開既窗口響度諗。 505Please respect copyright.PENANAYOY0CyXuMN