傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWImyjrdnHe
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCyskJv2HC
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl7gagWXwQ
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrV6OmTcPv
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VOOR4H283
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSB3GCynCb
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHKZc2eZB3
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5SioV8ZiI
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd9sBiOo2F
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFVQehEcxO
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk8bhCFowd
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0doW0yG4j
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv63qAjEW7e
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedhpDGlyqm
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4bWyjWRX8
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y5rDmnHjG
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hKvlU7Qpl
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXzQV5SAZn
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA9fCT4SZV
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZayGLew0M
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXAqkHqxKT
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxitg8OzTOD
第一式，掃理老墓569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENO4Hes556
第二式，掃溝里興569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB5mSCue4i
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbc9pcWrnV
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEhU4Plhzt
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDIq6beSsu
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡregLMzLqRk
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tvB0IX5Zd
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDgs5FLslU
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wJBzWAA67
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ5M1E0B8a
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmcThrtFYr
我可以肯定左一樣野...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK6r4vYcHV
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNroqvJlPX8
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5pluwR7Fb
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1fgS35rC9
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zbJfZEM6m
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsAtdxcn6i
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6s1oogN1V
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZGx6fvQlF
（啪啪啪～)569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJrSNiQ28G
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ35tMnmoQ
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXtCZCLlNj
「做乜你響度既？」我問。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrdhQihO1E
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0o18Y0gRV
「哼。」師父。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVfIfDj7Wz
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpXI2nvyyS
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEgGb10vFS
「余小欣！？」我問。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspNJFwVq6M
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48o15hWHXn
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqYA0BI6hR
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76M5K8FHbs
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBYF8L7hJ2
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhfSod5nVz
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdY8MuSnWK
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKeQ3V0Na7
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaXZocI7cX
「OK，出發！」569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxhMTGiyGN
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh2WuFpuYm
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！569Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5Hf1cBcgN
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