No Plagiarism!zxlGgcUbBy3rfajGEWT2posted on PENANA 十三歲的我,自認為智計無雙,胸中藏兵法、袖裡有乾坤。8964 copyright protection145PENANA6wxpiTEr6v 維尼
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我甚至還揣著它在御花園漫步,幻想自己是開國皇帝轉世,還對著花叢演講了一場小型登基典禮。8964 copyright protection145PENANA7RbiZD0G6d 維尼
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皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人,三人同時出現,表情像看到國家被劫持。8964 copyright protection145PENANAFv7vaa6RGY 維尼
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布丁大人默默掏出一疊速寫紙:「我剛畫到你在對魚宣讀登基詔書。」8964 copyright protection145PENANAqW9xoAw9c9 維尼
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皮陛下沒說話,只是抬手,做了個手勢——8964 copyright protection145PENANA2I1Ffu3zBP 維尼
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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection145PENANAO2pfnOhRk2 維尼
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「臣……」我聲音發抖,「錯用聖物,今願當庭報告整起行動計畫,作為反例教材……」8964 copyright protection145PENANAeSJpp5tcQU 維尼
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「大聲點。」皮陛下說。8964 copyright protection145PENANA9Asu4ajWFj 維尼
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布丁大人邊記錄邊笑,南末大人一邊替我辯解一邊忍笑。8964 copyright protection145PENANAgwHIO6VmLZ 維尼
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最後皮陛下總結:8964 copyright protection145PENANA61Z7WOT7GZ 維尼
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「這場事件,提醒我們守備需更嚴密,尤其對……過度聰明的十三歲小孩。」8964 copyright protection145PENANAbOQAjinerz 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection145PENANAnSMvyCKGFy 維尼
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從那天起,我背後有個稱號傳開——149Please respect copyright.PENANAoIgSEL0Y8T
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「半小時皇帝」。8964 copyright protection145PENANA5gmeVKphko 維尼
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