《四格山悲歌》
昨天,144Please respect copyright.PENANAY6JqOd8Nwx
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,144Please respect copyright.PENANA8gwG5lU9pH
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,144Please respect copyright.PENANAcKDVHBf8sX
陽光灑在肩頭,144Please respect copyright.PENANAkokH28p6D0
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,144Please respect copyright.PENANAxT7s0DR2AI
心裡只想著:144Please respect copyright.PENANAcRQAnxGfGd
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,144Please respect copyright.PENANAlOKa6Gzt48
氣喘吁吁,144Please respect copyright.PENANANuCBHkvL5F
雙腳開始發出警告:144Please respect copyright.PENANAlVrHMlhC97
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,144Please respect copyright.PENANA1wl2k9Cu7z
在汗水和喘息中,144Please respect copyright.PENANA16yOhxVANm
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,144Please respect copyright.PENANAQJYqjo8nlp
風很大,心很滿,144Please respect copyright.PENANAwRj1NcxoBE
我心想:144Please respect copyright.PENANAIoEXiu3ZbZ
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。144Please respect copyright.PENANAFsrqxjI0sj
每一個下坡,144Please respect copyright.PENANAY0M4LJv5KO
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,144Please respect copyright.PENANA1lWZdsaqwe
我的靈魂開始出竅,144Please respect copyright.PENANA4MMR1yZ1wl
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!144Please respect copyright.PENANAMHMiJGcdYe
我高舉雙手,大喊:144Please respect copyright.PENANArUDSHdKtPh
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,144Please respect copyright.PENANAfM68Cj6lMj
天花板在旋轉,144Please respect copyright.PENANAJ80bKYzLpc
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:144Please respect copyright.PENANAyeNQdNSOvh
「別亂動。」
下床,144Please respect copyright.PENANAq2OF050cYH
一腳踩地,144Please respect copyright.PENANAZeqfl3f8nv
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;144Please respect copyright.PENANAVsW1A16EyX
每踏一步,144Please respect copyright.PENANAEpfPRr6Ptg
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,144Please respect copyright.PENANA0fZgGeBYHa
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。144Please respect copyright.PENANA0OBhfQ3GBc
蹲下?不,144Please respect copyright.PENANAq0PC7DvMdO
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,144Please respect copyright.PENANAjIkVtTX76a
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:144Please respect copyright.PENANAtqubteatDv
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?144Please respect copyright.PENANAQTpRlAGfVz
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,144Please respect copyright.PENANAdpFITtCQZK
努力擠出一個微笑:144Please respect copyright.PENANAkQ2hR8Ibmm
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:144Please respect copyright.PENANAQjEVE5ECGc
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」144Please respect copyright.PENANA3kcmWErlrH