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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection148PENANAgHPUp5aWPU 維尼
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布丁大人邊記錄邊笑,南末大人一邊替我辯解一邊忍笑。8964 copyright protection148PENANA48b7AHaFHX 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection148PENANAij7BkQMv7x 維尼
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