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No Plagiarism!Mlog72hr29MIR3wfFaIMposted on PENANA 後來,我還真就當上了太監——不過是那種「沒有被閹」的版本,皮陛下欽點,名義上掛了個「特旨內監」的頭銜,職責涵蓋「掌控閣內秩序、調配膳食、巡查內侍、偶爾背鍋、經常被打」。8964 copyright protection107PENANAAonHXZo6B9 維尼
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南末大人第一天見我穿著太監袍出來,表情一言難盡:「……你真的成了?」8964 copyright protection107PENANALywNQz1kHl 維尼
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布丁大人抿了一口茶,語氣幽幽:「這世上,能帶著命根子混進內廷的,大概只有你。」8964 copyright protection107PENANAa3EuuVw9eh 維尼
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我聳聳肩:「沒有閹,才是真太監之巔。」8964 copyright protection107PENANAmWYmVt5mU8 維尼
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最妙的是,因為不是正式內侍,皮陛下也不避諱我,反倒越發把我當成「貼身的外掛管理員」,什麼都丟給我:8964 copyright protection107PENANArd050MH693 維尼
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「誰家的小太監誤講春宮故事,你處理。」8964 copyright protection107PENANAMXCj0Qci2J 維尼
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我原本以為這會很累,但其實——8964 copyright protection107PENANA3kvLdnCZuC 維尼
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真.爽.爆.了。8964 copyright protection107PENANAsY2D4VH1hP 維尼
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我能吃能睡,還能堂堂正正行走在內廷最高權力走廊上,連那些真正的太監見了我都得低聲問好。8964 copyright protection107PENANAFgrqn3NJMJ 維尼
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有次南末忍不住問:「你這樣,到底圖什麼?」8964 copyright protection107PENANAfHrwLEuf6K 維尼
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我笑得跟朵花似的:「你不懂,這叫——享盡權力的邊緣,卻不負閹割之痛。」8964 copyright protection107PENANAMgVUZ6K2Xs 維尼
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布丁放下書卷,冷冷來一句:「說得像是你原本有多大的根子似的。」8964 copyright protection107PENANA3RR9zScYwG 維尼
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至此,「未閹太監」、「偽太監總管」、「皮陛下貼身神秘人」……各種外號紛紛在宮中傳開。8964 copyright protection107PENANAdQeYjwRIy6 維尼
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而我,躺在屬於我的寢殿裡,一邊啃著糖葫蘆,一邊看著底下小太監訓練,心想111Please respect copyright.PENANAP6uu5TlM6j
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啊,人生哪,有幾次能這麼痛快地混過去?8964 copyright protection107PENANAU0OGNECNZF 維尼
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結果下一刻,皮陛下進門,皺眉:「你又在偷吃甜的?」8964 copyright protection107PENANA4JXZx65MNo 維尼
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我瞬間坐直:「不吃了不吃了——快去罰那個內侍,他吃得比我多!」8964 copyright protection107PENANAfEJPS31uNr 維尼
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人生在世,總得有一點瘋狂,才能活得像個假太監那麼快樂。8964 copyright protection107PENANAgpVBAVTYoG 維尼
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