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十二歲的我,誠心想向皮陛下表現「我有長大、會做飯了」的一面。129Please respect copyright.PENANAlwjROY6214
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於是趁著御膳房交班的空檔,我又、一次、潛了進去。8964 copyright protection125PENANAMtJOhuMDm8 維尼
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這次不再是偷吃,而是正經料理——8964 copyright protection125PENANAfc9JQIfsZA 維尼
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紫薯桂花湯。8964 copyright protection125PENANAsijbGslfzA 維尼
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我還特地查了食譜、抓了分量、畫了陣法(這是必要的,我堅信美食靠風水)。8964 copyright protection125PENANAYGl8bk8KYv 維尼
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問題出在,我為了讓紫薯更快軟化,加了一點火藥引燃劑……129Please respect copyright.PENANA4C7fsrd89h
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「加熱快一點嘛~」8964 copyright protection125PENANAqPCl3e5afY 維尼
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結果你也知道了——129Please respect copyright.PENANAZBZnrjj5LF
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一聲「轟」響後,半個御膳房升起粉紅色煙霧。129Please respect copyright.PENANA8LMQwUbrTP
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御廚們尖叫,宮女們瘋狂奔逃,隔壁太醫院都被震出一地的藥罐。8964 copyright protection125PENANAJHT6ajOELK 維尼
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而我,滿臉紫色湯汁,從灶台底下爬出來,一臉懵。8964 copyright protection125PENANA4I3Zr9jZvP 維尼
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下一秒,三道熟悉的氣場降臨。8964 copyright protection125PENANAPtDmgLbqlC 維尼
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——皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人。8964 copyright protection125PENANA0vQoblq0Js 維尼
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皮陛下靜靜看我一眼,開口:8964 copyright protection125PENANAd60vMjJApQ 維尼
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「你這是……祭天還是開壇?」8964 copyright protection125PENANARlp9vmDCeK 維尼
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南末捂著臉:「你是天雷灶神下凡?」8964 copyright protection125PENANAWi0bCb9jmv 維尼
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布丁一臉認真:「我建議命名這次事件為『紫薯大爆炸』,很有藝術感。」8964 copyright protection125PENANA9odqSUVaXz 維尼
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「你們到底是來救我的,還是來寫墓誌銘的——!」我悲憤地叫。8964 copyright protection125PENANAJz0DJpw5c6 維尼
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接下來的懲罰程序非常標準:8964 copyright protection125PENANADrC4mRNPet 維尼
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皮陛下:拖去御前三掌,並限我「此後兩月不得靠近任何炊具三尺內」。8964 copyright protection125PENANAmji3qkP2iI 維尼
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南末大人:罰我抄寫《太上炊道·火候篇》一百遍,並附心得。8964 copyright protection125PENANADZnUlnhcNO 維尼
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布丁大人:給我畫了一張「貓貓煮爆廚房」的漫畫,還簽了名。8964 copyright protection125PENANAu0nlIbl4EZ 維尼
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但最可怕的是,我當晚還得端著一碗沒炸的紫薯湯,親手送給皮陛下。8964 copyright protection125PENANA67c1mL2sOZ 維尼
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他喝了一口,沉默良久,說:8964 copyright protection125PENANA8vueKi4NGt 維尼
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「味道還不錯……但你知道你剛炸沒了五隻雞、三條魚,還有——一個廚房嗎?」8964 copyright protection125PENANA9vepGjLR7u 維尼
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我抿著嘴:「我會賠……從壓歲錢扣,行嗎?」8964 copyright protection125PENANAmtyJ0fgoGf 維尼
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皮陛下嘆氣,放下湯碗,輕拍我腦袋。8964 copyright protection125PENANAARAVkUpLO4 維尼
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「從你屁股扣就行了。」8964 copyright protection125PENANAorVv6fSURS 維尼
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那晚,我屁股又掛彩。8964 copyright protection125PENANA14Ssjke98w 維尼
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但我學會了:做飯,不可以加爆炸物。8964 copyright protection125PENANApiOrzaiFs6 維尼
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