楚翹:「死仔吖!無啦啦做咩抽我水。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAYeqV3m8cTK
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我:「條麵有啲污糟,幫你啜啖啫。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAMCikfR8GaW
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楚翹:「夜媽媽玩埋啲咁嘅嘢,因住瞓唔著吖!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAmjTwuXzsBp
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[呢個阿媽feel,又好似關心你,又少少mean嗰樣真係正到冇人有。]264Please respect copyright.PENANAiNwsxeOypt
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楚翹:「做咩你又係咁望住我呢?食麵啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAWGchBlwxV2
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我:「冇,你靚咪望多你兩眼囉!驚之後冇得再望你呀嘛。」264Please respect copyright.PENANApgVN2moPVb
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楚翹:「放心啦,以後大把機會俾你望吖!慢慢望,望足一世,不過你唔好睇厭我個樣喎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAjoJoBC2z5P
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我:「點會厭呢?望一世都唔會厭啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAVCsFHAO8nd
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楚翹:「第時老咗,我個樣可能冇咁靚,但你都唔可以拋棄我,要照顧我一生一世㗎。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAJC8BqVFeYI
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我:「無論點都好,我都會喺你身邊,不離不棄。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA65dfsEg9NO
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楚翹:「你勾手指尾應承我先。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAuhQeXakPcu
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我:「好好冇問題。我請在座各位見證,我-歐陽浚彥,願意與妳-顏楚翹為我合法妻子,我願對你承諾,從今日開始,無論順境定係逆境,富有或者貧窮,健康抑或疾病,我將永遠愛你,珍惜妳直到天荒地老。我承諾我將對妳永遠忠誠。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAMlYQpcN34w
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我發現,原來對住鍾意嘅人講結婚誓言係會好想喊,但我知道如果我一喊,一定會傳染埋俾隔離眼淺嘅楚翹,所以都係啲趁啲眼淚就嚟流出嚟之前迅速收返入隻眼入面。264Please respect copyright.PENANAbOlzxgnDNU
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雖然自己好僥倖咁忍住唔喊,但楚翹已經「覆水難收」,任由啲眼淚飆出嚟,搞到我都忍唔住流出第一滴淚水。264Please respect copyright.PENANAmVaA63rvcH
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楚翹:「我有話俾你做我老公咩?戒指都冇隻就學人求婚。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAtJ4MDCMQkm
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我:「等我儲下錢先,戒指暫時就冇喇!雞子頂住先得唔得。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAMdhWf9MuE0
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楚翹:「得你條命啦衰鬼,突然講埋啲咁感動嘅嘢,原本我好靚㗎,而家又水腫喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAzG5vaROmmZ
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我:「腫腫哋咪幾可愛。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGJGrnVjeoz
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楚翹:「不知幾樣衰,可能第時嘅老公見到咁嘅樣就唔要我喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA1jmAEH0LoD
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我:「冇可能,邊個老公咁睇樣吖!呢個老婆性格咁好都唔要,我幫你教訓佢啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAi7T0iJh223
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楚翹:「叫佢預備埋結婚戒指先好去求婚吖,求婚都冇隻戒指,點叫求婚。」264Please respect copyright.PENANASdeUzr2C8E
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我:「到正式嘅時候會有㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA4fvhSAFC2f
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楚翹:「邊有老婆咁好,俾你求兩次婚,你執到寶啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAa1Y3GjT0V6
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我:「我成日都咁講,識到你係我三生有幸啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGgmVuDTTdc
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楚翹:「吹水啦你。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAQkaBtFjtdF
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我:「我好認真㗎,無論點都好,我都會喺你身邊照顧住你。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA56GQaVdKX7
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楚翹:「覆水難收,講咗出口就收唔返㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA0katdY97ZU
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我:「我幸不得而家就照顧你啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAPwgJMrKDAe
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楚翹:「吹,繼續吹,吹大啲。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAcOeXukFIVV
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我:「我一吹就濕㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAcYU0rfcnxT
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楚翹:「核核突突,又講埋啲鹹濕嘢。」264Please respect copyright.PENANADZqUO1wP19
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我:「唔對住你鹹濕,咁對邊個鹹濕呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAO2EI68T4mQ
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楚翹:「你嘅希逸囉,你哋自己玩菊花啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA3819dt0i0I
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我:「菊花邊度好玩呢?我唔好呢味㗎。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA6RxegLRh08
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楚翹:「我覺得你同希逸一齊,你都幾享受吖!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA33wY1Rw9rF
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我:「享受你條命,我唔係gay嘅,我哋呢啲係叫兄弟情,bromance,不過睇嚟你都唔識㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAmbtaWOMGv3
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楚翹:「喺我眼中咪都係gay。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAPUWqInSpz1
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我:「都話唔係gay囉,係gay就唔會要你啦。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAeGbxidNOaR
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楚翹:「講係咁講啫,你心裏面一定有希逸嘅。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA3UuB2gmBIz
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我:「冇希逸吖!我心入面都係得你一個咋。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAbeh6KTwN3K
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楚翹:「咁我未出現之前,你心入面又有邊個呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAzlUGIzQ2xt
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去到呢度,我要同大家澄清返先,雖然我之前係A0,但曾經都追個女仔,不過最後都係失敗收場。至於追過幾多個,我就唔講啦,話晒每個人都有自己嘅過去嘅。264Please respect copyright.PENANADmQjYQQ16m
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我:「同自己老婆講其他女仔會唔會冇咁好呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAzrKvSaNVbE
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楚翹:「喂喂喂,邊個俾你叫我老婆,我係你女朋友咋。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAuobdUK21Cj
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我:「叫定先啦,之後都係咁叫啦!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA5Em33bKZRM
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楚翹:「咁睇下你肯唔肯講你之前追嗰啲女仔係點喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANArxtoxn8tvf
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我:「嘩!你而家威脅我呀?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAkA1d3wSv5j
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楚翹:「擺明啦!唔使講。」264Please respect copyright.PENANADErlnLtHFt
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我:「咁不如一人講一個秘密,公平啲。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAWV7VDyzq6d
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楚翹:「好!一於咁話。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAphPI9wSOCc
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我:「咁我開門見山咁問㗎喇!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAG61jF38kk2
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楚翹:「你問咩都得,我冇底線。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAwKbZ7vGK0x
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我:「我想知道,你以前嘅生活究竟係點嘅?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAeoEsRJvcra
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唔知係咪我嘅錯覺,楚翹好似閃咗一下眼神,好似有口難言咁,既然佢唔想講,就無謂逼佢。264Please respect copyright.PENANAE1gobShBQ1
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我:「唔想講唔緊要㗎,我轉第二題吖!」264Please respect copyright.PENANASnFFHKZM0b
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楚翹:「邊個話唔想講,不過你講咗你啲前度先啦。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA3Pc5QNvIs5
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我:「我都未追到,又點算係前度呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANABlCtR99Xck
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楚翹:「咁你就講咗你啲女女先。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAgc3KayAf0k
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我:「佢哋亦都唔係我嘅女女。」264Please respect copyright.PENANALhAqa70alq
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楚翹:「是但啦,都係咁叫啫。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAQBxguFJkYl
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我:「咁嚟喇喎。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAbrHZSqY9t9
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小四嗰次相信大家大概都知咩事,不過之前嘅章節都係簡述,而家就喺度詳細啲講,還大家一個交代啦!至於初中戴綠帽嗰次亦都係我人生中嘅經典嚟,俾人笑足咁多年。264Please respect copyright.PENANAfWThTH7aGU
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小四時候,我對愛情係一竅不通,但當時嘅我暗戀咗隔離位嘅女仔,因為我覺得佢好靚,佢當時仲係班上公認嘅班花嚟。好幸運,我有幸同佢一齊坐,我仲記得佢有次上堂突然攞咗張廢紙,寫咗啲字俾我,話想同我傾計,了解我嘅興趣。之後大家開始上堂傳紙仔,互相寫嘢俾對方。透過傳紙仔,我就知道佢好多秘密。264Please respect copyright.PENANAyLce06y4z1
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一個女仔咁肯同你講秘密,就肯定鍾意你!所以無知嘅我就覺得,佢係鍾意我嘅。被戀愛衝昏咗頭腦之後,我決定約佢表白。264Please respect copyright.PENANAlw55vH2pYw
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就如之前提及嘅一樣,原來佢係對我冇感覺,純粹當我係上堂嘅玩伴,自此之後,我少咗一個上堂肯同我傾計,會互相傳紙仔嘅好朋友。264Please respect copyright.PENANAlrop0vXRSd
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人生第一次表白都已經失敗到一個點,直情想搵窿捐,初中嗰次……死得仲癲,真係唔跳落馬利亞納海溝深潛都唔得。264Please respect copyright.PENANABDmb6Wd3wF
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(待續 To be continued)264Please respect copyright.PENANAmMcgqb3m6Q
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