阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRSkVsVL8G
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZloZdgpRk
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y4ra33IAN
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我：「好兄弟。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeBrvdg7gA
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8r54tClXh
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RT4cjwBaI
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRryoT7SphI
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMh8IzQCx6
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB8E5tmPlq
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我：「洗埋先準走。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzuy15lsrJ
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wsLpa68lU
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk5yn1kFeZ
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNK0sm2Ynu
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6PnjonxSu
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJzWwInjfk
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUztkfkebZB
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dzp0tMdOI
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfrz2CaZZV
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaW0CD9s3J
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IiHQbuGSP
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpu78yphOH
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxBBJ3VSfE
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIAcTS4IAg
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXaUdpT3gp
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWIsoMFMNa
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLxjaMxTYk
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我：「你係咪未死過。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6duW3rWRDU
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmm1fxyC5I
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我：「擰轉身。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIIW1Vmusp
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希逸：「做咩先。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7xSSVvhfW
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我：「你轉咗先。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wllZEyCNn
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgBaQsXg9v
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5tflDHBYV
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvTOzloJQ4
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam9BUC1Agr
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqSXBP55cr
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKyNacFItZ
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxUdgL5vCs
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7mtVHk2RE
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlzgZHhmxU
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1iLlTwAhg
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCbixmScfD
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQWpOHMntP
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ft85jf43K
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fJ04KAn1m
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFHFEiTDXg
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9WEZ7SiBL
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAgN5ZrhId
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gLfw7Ey7w
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe4UGGo1AI
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE010xvcRc
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwpDrsjjsF
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BGhlktXHl
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvgcSayoAD
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsEq9qC6Uu
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpEXW3633H
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfto9LwBa4q
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1X3d3es9H
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV6YaNLg1Q
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozfxdHOj3j
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODF2iGaT8A
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6ADGx5Q7Y
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXc681qTASw
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozXr3ekzpM
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGX3WbbFlg
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJM4Y4DtQT
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigxlCoreRz
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR8dbxteJl
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpqA5XHVyI
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wmNgZ4aCV
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f4cEptazU
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw32el7Xua8
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjtmBiPi7g
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBH9i4IWOi
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok5C76OQDy
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROFFO0OQ8A
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcv8Eb3J62
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRyhX5XFHj
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlqxlCAHpc
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVUvMdTEQV
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFFnGsPHvJ
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFaxpEUESv
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY8RJprkTh
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楚翹：「除非咩？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w69BopyGY
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mY6rlcxQF
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c2BJvnxDE
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMEmbUmq1E
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希逸：「大嫂好！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmxoq99ISc
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rPJjxos7d
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfAqcoSaQb
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PIn1Lpdx6
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjQalyIvBR
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgCAHnJzG8
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp1nz876IW
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit1MiELfIB
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc5y2CaLpJ
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOUDbgvWME
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