阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYamB7xxZN
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlJaSQWIQs
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn5DJucQyN
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我：「好兄弟。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUON61BA59
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8f1JkE81q
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaLxuEEm5N
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Wp8ImyOz
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq7TBbG66k
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRiw1YiAEn
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我：「洗埋先準走。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxK87S5QQP
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0ZgjmhIkf
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WL1z6TMK0
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAD8JjBuC2
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5pAuXd9kI
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLanZBP0Vh
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabXpcAUMi8
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoQ0Rk8RZj
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKjMxCQ3YY
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXBgdN72F0
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9KFmcIl4b
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMpOfqcwLT
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv0L4UO536
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t7OZzJIPJ
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifIqBkOMh4
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilM7kuaDNn
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IN7sMxcDM
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我：「你係咪未死過。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxO3NZxhiJ
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfuX7ynt02
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我：「擰轉身。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOTll0AvMG
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希逸：「做咩先。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzidRDjTHm8
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我：「你轉咗先。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmghzrsmvN
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HrY1RVxsQ
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBTUzzL5py
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gePUIKspr
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iWn6rQhuM
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9NIRS5wGM
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lWHHjbPVU
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK09HYvgC2A
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqP4OvOxOt
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkUSJZ0Ayi
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4zEJlMIzd
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaH0zeKdtt
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQISlYe819
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKdIrYxX7N
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AYAi5poWR
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHFXzOOXQs
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXy2DVu0oH
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB23K5UjQp
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ou0CoV7fn
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sGfwk62r9
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapyQFKXSdw
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vrrzxZryq
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjru4B4HcT
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRu8vKHFBO
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTTV55tP3X
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVEt49kdGt
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVoG3pzdcm
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONKP7fYVOe
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2IJnHsEJM
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GuOJCrZ1S
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXEzKUQR4w
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85CnCFqwee
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnMYjjJyaH
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMJePbZaWz
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp7efxcL8z
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GvmAi87AZ
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDKkmIvov9
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo47n3NoWvy
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGTLBS2dwx
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzymUuIdxlk
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGMia2PSzm
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mwgSwh5rH
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEiYMTvVwe
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVn8enTTHb
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYrHIjXqBR
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wkURVyKAN
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYugrZhdnFe
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2NxsYY0B3
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl6LcPsP0y
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5E67jDxvc
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJuQt4ddJ4
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFjXvJCohi
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楚翹：「除非咩？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTR6vdL6Ym
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJO7hRNXhH
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KflR9LcZw
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU0T0jqDkz
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希逸：「大嫂好！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ5GOJp8JF
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n9ygb1G8h
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ507PDu0SX0
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH4UOP6ZaE
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8zxXqiDx8
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmyoLH7qEx
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTtnPlPP8O
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEWbtdholx
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo5Kc1073k
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