阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxsAxs1MUo
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo1dtKEmeQ
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjui7F1e5jN
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我：「好兄弟。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w12mY121Z
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOba8xDfz3
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaDela7KWm
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmpAigbzpo
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf5m9W00sL
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrbJqcKm8K
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我：「洗埋先準走。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8m6cNvc3a
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvhFBROdlM
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjLsN9oAtQ
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCYkEMU0nA
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZute0zaJx
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdTwfnBXnz
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzD4BY6bab
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE7aehEOj2
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8XYMaRb2j
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5emApfNuB
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGaZqjPTJm
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhx1n5GVGwo
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUZUxcqt9H
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuaNTWNW6H
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys4C1wsjQO
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuQSAqiS7n
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQibTWV2TE
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我：「你係咪未死過。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh2HEpBkvH
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBGpGDeuTy
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我：「擰轉身。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdjaRU7jBp
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希逸：「做咩先。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG0hLihBxk
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我：「你轉咗先。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0v6DR37eM
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD41U3YH7Eo
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLqgVmwbUW
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr5pug2T5Q
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFXyK45V8F
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhBIK8AmtP
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUzLWLxcs2
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdyDK0Unii
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrLI3e4mD9
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WBYB38SvI
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqMSj9j13u
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk4iLNDeJJ
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwbZzfEGFB
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzHasqtyrR
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQocW0eRKs
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3xAnr8n2b
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXH5JlW0xQ
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP6mdAM7Sz
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukwYxihqmG
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1fVXU6Qpk
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8XWP5l9RN
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr0hWT5Bcn
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGn1gBnb4a
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMMNheGu4M
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSFpllvLBg
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjwlvTALkg
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthHJZnkS3j
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAT1T6nH4D
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4knzOMKLX
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtSnG4o92X
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHvF0fM6oj
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbpOigDMaa
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmf47cbwlF
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre5lWDLSpY
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfa2NMe8PL
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPiyfXuSLJ
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiSKbjlD8M
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGsIxlsXUb
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pLs74ddBt
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmXogGZCst
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmJ3fF3wy5
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyjXLWhnjA
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReNstXTyWT
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB19ppeJGZH
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HwxdGZ1r1
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b03UhCsng
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qfkh3IOcn
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJTMNEosIV
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9i5Zemi2x
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgssNduunL
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWzvK5Vmq0
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OucBb9b4S
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiVGPSZYVD
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楚翹：「除非咩？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E12hqWcUI
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFNpzrloDf
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebrXM584rf
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4KruLSaYc
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希逸：「大嫂好！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuznFoE49s
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0iGQWK2PQ
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3cvSq7tpa
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFZNtwVN7Y
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1CSMR4L1a
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD7joaKBvS
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7C7XChN1F
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn7EhQUErF
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu7ukwwHJT
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaGpe1Ythk
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（待續 To be continued）341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFOpHHu2SJ
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