希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAVVorUTBPie
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAMelpKXRAi2
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAjacuYuMxyz
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAeNUYyfHBX4
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAst3rFtLiL7
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAd8WJdGiuKA
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAxY4P9zsI9A
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAozAiJUAyZH
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAp5dXgfAEPk
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAwGFvb9NfgE
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANANyWAzilp3Z
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA6aRM8r0Qwp
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAwFii9WBfSs
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」328Please respect copyright.PENANACdCIbozkqu
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAnF4NsRmyyy
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAktESYfUVH4
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希逸:「唔知吖!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA6rCIOG9ABK
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」328Please respect copyright.PENANACZ2lIEOmAL
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」328Please respect copyright.PENANAy5GH7QTDXP
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」328Please respect copyright.PENANArHacN38IZj
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANABknjpCpLeY
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAvMtSDbvLcq
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAYn8i4DreSx
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAL0G0D3bTpX
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA56fdAv3B48
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAbWMGapbDlE
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA4J4Zd6aRfe
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」328Please respect copyright.PENANAslF14HW6WU
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAJt6DsSFDVF
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAN6fJxuGT2o
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAUj3cTuIGDK
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」328Please respect copyright.PENANApikLJ5215j
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAh3txhEWiPe
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」328Please respect copyright.PENANABr6O1ekD3z
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希逸:「重犯一號。」328Please respect copyright.PENANA922NJ5Hh6H
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAXJPxOdsRAz
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAw0uzHZz4sQ
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」328Please respect copyright.PENANASnAlFDOL7W
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAoBH3GgnjPq
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA7dHfhTSjwl
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」328Please respect copyright.PENANA6sXawXobbA
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAI5N2wN7riq
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」328Please respect copyright.PENANADIJw30fUCl
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」328Please respect copyright.PENANAW9DihmRybb
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAW2gPKcrBWz
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAkc4vqp5J90
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAvEc7r0lziG
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我:「咁而家呢?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAgQ9HPdqzNs
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。328Please respect copyright.PENANAbRXZZbeBFE
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANA9H0KpizZvN
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAqP2yGsdTYX
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希逸:「好閃吖!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAql6DVKub2L
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAsMPDHJHmXQ
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAX7Z1CwirRh
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」328Please respect copyright.PENANA0lkLVracbN
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」328Please respect copyright.PENANACoFJAPA2YC
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAjg4plzvqph
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAferi8JgMBL
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAaElQtuN7Bo
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAJGFsP7DuVA
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAZNUE73ki8L
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANApK9lUC67BF
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAr0SqcrOxQx
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAhBqy7bKPvr
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAHfzlgEbJts
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAgikzhr8uGO
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAmT0s9db9ey
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAdF5iIzD1qm
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAkfYrXsxIhg
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAnrssCa9Z9S
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAu7jrNXARNT
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAGSAFxK6V4c
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAsG0GdUIlkv
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」328Please respect copyright.PENANANtSdc4QP23
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANA8bYPDLKmzn
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」328Please respect copyright.PENANALIceRS4rA9
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAbr4YQqP7jC
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」328Please respect copyright.PENANA19VfY1dh2L
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAQHCmarI5ZY
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」328Please respect copyright.PENANA7JjbTJ28UY
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANATXamBbQYgY
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA0bKUAxyNKo
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAIIr4dYIYE8
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」328Please respect copyright.PENANACjbs03i4vf
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAwxkdl15dnD
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAXQuK3Ss7SY
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]328Please respect copyright.PENANA7m2bEc64Oy
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(待續 To be continued)