希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA21oClbv1SS
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAVCiOsnfsMK
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAIUJXcx5zT7
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAQCmsxj0K4I
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAAUyRJjJi4n
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ukpn3GPxm
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAfnVA6j4JO2
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAJ96SYzjYO0
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAE9ANyYjXWR
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rqws3b9a2
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAZsU40NxxQW
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANACCwqMOCATw
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAIuwBNIZlIH
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」304Please respect copyright.PENANARXaFA6GIUw
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANATip5L0WBIT
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAw1gBobeQvn
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希逸:「唔知吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA2eir3JyHEN
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA2V8mWKEpdi
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」304Please respect copyright.PENANAP6FrI27NCe
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAjkeNh61Qjk
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAtCPwNDYtdd
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAouVilhkJ67
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」304Please respect copyright.PENANALzHIV3Bb2v
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAgSW0FL91fg
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANASsC9cBHJx2
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」304Please respect copyright.PENANArNwl6jbB3I
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA6X7LZRklns
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」304Please respect copyright.PENANAUwLiGbu4vc
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAmPGObIuyf7
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA7rnz3NMJCV
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAesh8Q3CpBp
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAMrBThmYx2T
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAFN8ZPfrRwB
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAbRWA8AvFeN
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希逸:「重犯一號。」304Please respect copyright.PENANApeBN2h61Yv
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAHLQ2uhlR3V
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAivBXDXnM6Z
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAIUcZPfXn1h
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」304Please respect copyright.PENANARivd7VeIc6
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAAbHfmA7e0O
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAkssIPVaGlq
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAdto6GP20PP
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA1jdlRRZNEE
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」304Please respect copyright.PENANA7UxhkosF0X
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAWIBFGMn3gr
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAFj1tZyYzAx
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」304Please respect copyright.PENANA7dPRPPGv5D
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我:「咁而家呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANADg5y7QfGpb
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。304Please respect copyright.PENANAIJuoSIBQz8
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAZxigfFcRKs
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA9qO4cT127w
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希逸:「好閃吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAkaITmqbVjO
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」304Please respect copyright.PENANA8R62caZiGC
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAgBILeYQtto
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAuXc1ZS0DDQ
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAGwPkuOc99c
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAev5bYtfc6C
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAH1PQm4HgOY
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」304Please respect copyright.PENANADpajRvZC4d
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAQUAci1bJO6
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAddqf8irZaP
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANApu784qhNlu
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAnXMiqCTGfS
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAYBjDDL5xS4
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAaz4cJnsTXI
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAz8BgLZqo9p
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAMi0DY1OCkG
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAnmsohUUwkF
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」304Please respect copyright.PENANANuzVpPPzGI
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAcPvmlKhYBs
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAK8pdzh5UEK
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAHTf1A5nPzh
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAGCr4vouXKE
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」304Please respect copyright.PENANASKLlCkkvMD
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAnhJIZ5O9wq
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」304Please respect copyright.PENANAzki7SLbaca
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAfgi9WcUA4y
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」304Please respect copyright.PENANA1IriYvIq3i
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAf378prrFfD
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAPwleoMBozK
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAM2yDWJrOeJ
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAa7QLD4aEbT
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAckObCh0e6h
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」304Please respect copyright.PENANAJLH57jYA7Y
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAIm4nxXy5uT
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」304Please respect copyright.PENANAPuEamhEKdc
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]304Please respect copyright.PENANAJMEI2xfoPO
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(待續 To be continued)