希逸：「變成熟咗呀嘛，我知。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvkVd092Rb
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我：「完全唔係之前嘅你，簡直係180度大轉變。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQLenuk6tk
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希逸：「我盡力學習成為男人。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznY92uU91v
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我：「喂！就算我喺到，你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOAZZxyESl
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我：「唔唱俾我聽，咁唱俾邊個聽吖！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHzf6Sdhpf
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希逸：「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOTDAfWebx
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我：「上去唱啦！肉麻到爆。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhpGSDNnsi
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希逸：「冇鎖匙呀嘛！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOjSPdRNeE
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我：「而家借埋俾你又點話吖！不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇！你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFamB4swgI
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希逸：「你都痴孖根嘅，我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwHm0kP8vT
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我：「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvtm2TbOrL
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希逸：「上去吹簫好啲。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDIWufp5No
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我：「又講鹹濕嘢，都係唔借鎖匙俾你，我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivagafKAvc
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希逸：「俾啦！唔該你啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyFJ74KVh8
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我：「唔知邊個啱啱先講完，話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFI2t3LSvM
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希逸：「唔知吖！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a0MfmpJbO
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我：「啱先仲讚完你成熟，我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KsyV1qOli
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希逸：「收唔返㗎喇！我都知我成熟，男仔嘅目標係溝女，而男人嘅目標梗係…」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UMnBEqTTR
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我：「喂！你又想講咩呢？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLGVu3tI1c
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希逸：「就梗係照顧老婆啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIbNhlpyvD
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我：「我話晒都係半個老竇，我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYZnAkjEv6
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希逸：「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJurAtkZ6si
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我：「首先唔需要有錢，但係要好有錢；唔需要靚仔，但要好靚仔；唔需要錫佢，但要好錫佢。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroZDbWygqQ
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希逸：「論靚仔，我數一數二靚仔，呢方面你唔使擔心；論錫佢，我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotweBA0LAn
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我：「係咪㗎？點錫佢法先。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PXEWWYjWG
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希逸：「錫到佢燶咁囉！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx4dT2iE9W
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我：「咁就差唔多，但係至於有錢……」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMsWsLEZUS
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希逸：「愛情，係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1eSYtRmfx
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我：「冇錢，咩愛情都唔講得。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wJANFxA46
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希逸：「你都唔係好有錢啫，同我講呢啲。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyasAIE8KCa
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我：「就係因為我唔係好有錢，我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUBk1q2yKE
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希逸：「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTHi020CD9
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我：「方圓半公里都入唔到，肯定俾啲保安趕走，可以嘅話，我而家俾人監視緊都似。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0Fwsmf3KK
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希逸：「重犯一號。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq5Eys2WY6
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我：「係！我係軟飯皇。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk1MVIo4Or
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希逸：「高級監督巡視，有冇要求投訴？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC7D24GZYo
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我：「阿sir，乜你係高級監督咩？高級廁所長就有你份。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCY518LtOU
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希逸：「我而家就係高級監督，我再問多次，有冇要求投訴？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5d2jiz6vI
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我：「有吖！好多嘢想要，例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWUQARZZGR
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楚翹：「喂！唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇！而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人，係咪想死？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwH4YDLWPC
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希逸：「Sorry, Madam，啱先呢個犯人太麻煩，我而家幫你處理佢。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfntj0Q1Bz3
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楚翹：「係就快，唔好拖喇！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kQZuEnT7G
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希逸：「Yes, Madam.」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBU1Q9sgHQ
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楚翹：「至於呢個犯人，加佢監，加到終身監禁，犯人有冇嘢要上訴？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8XOca6inB
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我：「終身監禁係咪同你過先？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3eMhOgdc7
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楚翹：「睇下你嘅表現點先啦？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJf7F2zlBB
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我：「咁而家呢？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeJNPVjbuG
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燒緊串燒嘅我，行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹，然後嘴落去。264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tBEoBWvOf
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楚翹：「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmqKTMg4XQ
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我：「反正都要終身監禁對住你，加乜都得啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqqYPuDf7Z
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希逸：「好閃吖！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIh8TaN4oA
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魚蛋：「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfSKdcNTr7
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歪仁：「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBstV7PYYi
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孟治雞：「你去吔屎啦！溝走晒啲女女，我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0qI4j84pE
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歪仁：「冇辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔呢？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwNFTXPS7S
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魚蛋：「孟治雞，你識做啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA56az9Gas
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孟治雞：「梗係識啦！陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlnzHkZsQs
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歪仁：「酒下留人吖！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl3hgwbtob
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魚蛋：「流鼻血就有你份。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWcl1ZFIto
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孟治雞：「走唔甩㗎喇！乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXlOULRykq
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歪仁：「我識嗰啲，都睇唔上你啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHrzpb41hI
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魚蛋：「我哋俾埋機會你，你自己唔珍惜，而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo77dRVAyEv
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孟治雞：「今次耶穌都保你唔到，我話嘅。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjh0aERSAL
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希逸：「咪住！我哋有女介紹。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ONYinuWVv
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魚蛋：「堅定流先？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6R4DfbJCD
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希逸：「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGLva5VdNT
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我：「呃你有錢賺咩？嗱！望下啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO2tUaIetR
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歪仁：「喂~正喎，你哋點識㗎？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnys7lieuh
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我：「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟，中三嘅。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp01q8nujkE
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魚蛋：「妹妹，啱喎。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHddO20xDLL
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希逸：「人哋好成熟㗎。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspDjm9xRGM
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孟治雞：「幾時搞招親大會先。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvBu3CRs4e
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我：「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVWPAMaMIH
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魚蛋：「吓！我哋要考模擬試喎。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp3IZa3LW9
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希逸：「咁你要模擬試定女？」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoobGsfrXS
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魚蛋：「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZYvgqkyRi
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我：「咁咪就係囉！我哋諗住去狗場做義工，俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02b8kdPl4q
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孟治雞：「都話你哋體貼㗎啦，連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k1xV3m3NY
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希逸：「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1nCMHRurH
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魚蛋：「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2l0fzhCBD
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我：「咁我當你哋得㗎喇！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoJ7UXGPuv
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孟治雞：「幾忙都都嚟啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3BwJIbEdP
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希逸：「你有幾忙呢？平時咪又係返學等放學。」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDU10NxaG1
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孟治雞：「忙住睇幾時放學囉！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnP6hUh2ZO
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我：「話知你，總之預咗你哋啦！」264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduV1pg3w9D
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［個個都拍拖，唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩？係，個個都想拍拖，可惜，錯的人配上錯的時間。］264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHqUkUEDLW
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