我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1dUiagg8w
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoazsxeBYq
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivDGTK13zp
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4PH3FBTHq
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMulV2WcC1T
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf7XeVXCz0
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yeAWAMsF5
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9a8aI13db
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeY0s0nm2f
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8Ls0xxTn1
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tp2SCsIGp
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEZfhPGaYt
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZqQfQy6MI
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZoKoopTb2
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9c2BmF9Ea
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgW0mm0TkT
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhIKIWql3m
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNLZQiNc5v
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtoO7F56NI
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8ncnDd8wp
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DdiUCsLG1
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE51PTW8Dp
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayi5NoL1Z9
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwlPuIe4mA
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrVC2XzXh3
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni59jssNGf
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChFhZzfvvq
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH0iavJuEy
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpYJs2fZlI
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySPh0hp9eC
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKfkg7Rc8s
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希逸：「唔係。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z6dTRY0XU
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU58TutCQD
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMtUA6hnTJ
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阿妹：「無聊。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GG7PYbry9
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0zDX0ix9V
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OVd6qwiw3
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g4nBxnckv
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK70Wx4GOw3
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaAJ6SE2CV
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ43ZJ4NgAP
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc2zplSP89
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhHDi7hEjF
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9eNZx3qax
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sh4smMLsU
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiBnzComyn
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeOTqnpWWj
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoHy2uceoX
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9J1TqJcWL
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRwvo4pei1
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7cKMySjXi
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkAmrpOGXc
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJMW5LIGuJ
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jV48xKCS1
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWZC7KXzbK
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我：「何以見得？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFPUtvFOHv
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbfU89rMYR
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdbZFa2VJy
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUuJ5hMkZr
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我：「咁好啦！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK0keG3o6Z
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我：「我返嚟喇！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPCi7avFWW
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIES70Lq8S1
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMNHQAY4mo
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i1TZl9bHp
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPhw0PKxDZ
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mJCdyYEBp
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iGRngc5h1
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kGDt1SUND
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