我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiItyRiwqJ
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn4HPX7K6L
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX921goXep7
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYDQKHf05Q
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vOKzqXerv
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegqf2O0XRF
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEsgjWa6tv
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLAFKoBnUZ
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuox9mK2cf
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hJE2w2jx4
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhgb3WQHMP
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老闆：「我會喎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM7Xdj95el
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLzgbL8TKu
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPDgBDTTmk
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jo0Ex3VrI
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA6Vofrgwy
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNliUbJIg2X
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyJG6HQJQ5
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzS8dNogYt
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7tc1zWzDs
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp3za4duuR
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdXT9AbR8Y
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y6bXuAKkc
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfxIBzuJaw
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gxNxwkbwY
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfhCz9ohQt
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ599yJXzMoM
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VJKlr2Y6v
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczaBIVw0Wr
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiJ1qYnG8q
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuuScqwZqJ
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK64gwSuSuL
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJt7gVoY5T
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pjiyWrwd4
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B1MAZK0Dn
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbo4a24kT9
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedRjBGQERW
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDqvxOSgfH
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7s7UUDtg5
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZihbITXlW
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUMMG3xQuL
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6junhbbSFN
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb5tTMOEnf
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDLj9x8hm2
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzXIQXtVB1
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLwBmsl6FE
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83HDW9ay56
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlVKYHXI11
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我：「係靈活。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6bZFrkGKf
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBhHgyDmiL
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvqNSG0Jnc
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UwPozryWE
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbM4hYB368
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCpAtjfzN3
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTH8Bq1d0r
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCOd4QqXNm
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQuTyrrepP
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3wbEIlosu
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLtzW9Cu6T
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHICSvWYzU
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XwrkeSfNb
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrHkB1ZCVg
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24r2kzDg82
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWYMTLaBPH
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiuIrVvTth
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrm3yNQO4x
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07wGSSPkDF
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K9bNZLU93
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GaGvNDegU
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqFUywzcf3
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楚翹：「流~德華。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa88Pck2i9x
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMmg2NPXc4
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiR6PjEF0F
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBwqaiGWTf
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kYcBQWFVN
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHxIdLTHyX
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XZZYDehtS
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FVsZALEq7
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1VBXzZDzY
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOM7O03Jml
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我：「牛津囉！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5VEgDWrOi
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfCuJlHBWj
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0o1QCIYak
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliWCibcpat
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMLaEADOHr
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cu4gpnU0Y
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0eO7MeXZK
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzMU1qG5kk
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJalwYqn4P2
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（待續 To be continued）
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