我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk0UL0Ja0V
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99ZsRKJcHw
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAULWM20Hbq
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYGgS9ct3g
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32uuwCfIpj
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSRfsHAnj0
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzc9OEAESW
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZviMtNmIG
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4OuF2cldV
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTC2b7V9gO
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga0Oe7uS98
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老闆：「我會喎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HcIg1VAHO
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqBfAxjTug
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7cFHVNdt7
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S04BifTb9
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVGpQY6yTT
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDA35ZiFSb
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsmzjl8SRB
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJv3G0sZOq
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF584g4sryA
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUikRhFMSZ6
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYO97gL6Ti
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBftmvherGI
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEB0QjJGmr
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFMyOxAcuV
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajdXzHwnry
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIEZPD5HOj
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkzOkSvSoW
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7lVErJl4S
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnwSqvXGDO
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvhuJlxGNI
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5McmEXK6e
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFu33fvcNn
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJWA0dnnXs
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkintw8Asw4
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLERT7ZA0G
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51FhrfeAyQ
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJULgmmiMd
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YLTzPsHdZ
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N89ba17hG
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARM1zFLVQ4
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cPKQHn975
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhpw61N8Nf
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6JKnKF0Cv
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡworWYeEwzD
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoNK4RftBA
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIZdHdMlCC
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYApkpDdKB
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我：「係靈活。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPg00KCARq
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkT75Wx2Ts
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06TUD012p0
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwyHt3B2It
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS0NWLx9Vi
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNAsDF8mLY
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPduET1CuAx
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5v4ZzQ3O8
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKd87BmVK0
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTzxVJpPJi
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k6xQ9Ls0n
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkQJDxskd2
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG3gd23jDG
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjvRDl1cSh
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXap8Onw53g
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcU1xwVMhu
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz15DOZz6w
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4gNK9LVmE
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWrVHtYJIh
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZUG27pZqS
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUtflumXD6
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMq1bBhTRI
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楚翹：「流~德華。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQOJ4UlBdZ
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3j681ytUv
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZPiF60jNT
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOw1YdACL6
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsE6slTNPk
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIuBOLCLmI
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CtxUBZeSq
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYyd5Dh97M
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtQmMnpH14
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6b3VfpU3d
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我：「牛津囉！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMZDn5xZIP
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStFE3yQ5qJ
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWb7IX2JXZ
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtoxtyOHDN
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzshegXYPzr
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6NaD0NxuR
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeaE7wbIyE
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH4ePejChh
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu6eZOB5in
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