希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAQllZg6StYM
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAOHFsA141VP
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」268Please respect copyright.PENANA4uo6b0dnMO
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANApfoo0tPEgt
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAOMTKvQl4P2
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAmwqWwNthZa
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAHrCYdOkCS9
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAVTMyxAdJkY
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAuyRBcPnalV
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANATHBU8B6aNu
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAI8FBMY4SDr
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」268Please respect copyright.PENANA5VfX0Klu8n
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAdWxQkdfpFh
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAmkey3yOTBF
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANADEtToniEsz
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAX1RyY8BM6R
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希逸:「唔知吖!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAVn3arxYz2U
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAKaS56IxRgA
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」268Please respect copyright.PENANAwRRlmwSBKR
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAho24jrrDR2
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAxLwNVOYj1y
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAb1iKRZjSd7
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」268Please respect copyright.PENANA586ZnYVsaA
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAYtnbMMe9M0
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAEE6xnAxnI4
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAJSqCStxSFM
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」268Please respect copyright.PENANA2DlaN6ZtXj
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」268Please respect copyright.PENANABcw4H0W7TG
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」268Please respect copyright.PENANATzFdrzvH2P
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」268Please respect copyright.PENANA9S72OKADBh
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAufk49CrZ8M
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAWVqqDjGYwr
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAqAEvyqqtaR
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAWbztSO3Nzc
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希逸:「重犯一號。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAB4iP0UsHIK
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAXnKGTT9UUR
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAGaaAzm1HtF
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAEiO1rw993W
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAhaDSPqz6j0
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAF1RJsNtrzp
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」268Please respect copyright.PENANA4JvxjJtbGg
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAv2yXYmvkwJ
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAe757x8AY5q
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」268Please respect copyright.PENANAZj0EKxaSsg
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAv9cff3b1aL
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAsLJmpqH3u1
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAoro37DSBR4
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我:「咁而家呢?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAPJ4y1mTF2y
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。268Please respect copyright.PENANA9RMR4waBA4
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAcGyNBNZ44O
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANA4vJdYwWXfi
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希逸:「好閃吖!」268Please respect copyright.PENANA8hp1aaXbrP
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAkB74Gozhv0
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAZFl8NRzLoO
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAHjJeZiStnO
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAwYCzhtIq2w
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAxDUFmgSwHO
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAAqo20YxP5O
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAmUtfwWjvvF
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAB15Es2cYDV
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAmymaYJAPu3
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAQBcRzhT0Iz
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAcDgCq5sXSI
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAtVIcmzQQiQ
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」268Please respect copyright.PENANASSZpIUxVUy
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAmPx5PRTQxy
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4SYUr1DnR
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAgS8JEo89lG
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAOrS95H1mHo
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAnRvLc77LNi
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAT3J0ebbVKR
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」268Please respect copyright.PENANA9OgotzZynj
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」268Please respect copyright.PENANA0pIXCJkY7g
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAKDaGufJ7Nb
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAqynzvD8mZL
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」268Please respect copyright.PENANAPTZsUxPD4q
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAsptT3ak6ME
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」268Please respect copyright.PENANARoaZ1TVcaK
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」268Please respect copyright.PENANALBG74vcHN2
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」268Please respect copyright.PENANA1SRZow7sSi
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANA2SR0e3WiXC
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAKlR4PmpB5s
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAFx6oJfYjPj
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」268Please respect copyright.PENANAvoiuZk2Q6c
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」268Please respect copyright.PENANA4j01bqYF6p
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」268Please respect copyright.PENANAWtrghyp8hb
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]268Please respect copyright.PENANAswcHbV78Gr
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(待續 To be continued)