阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiYgXk4GSQ
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulIlgEWOnf
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNQ3FaRUXE
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我：「好兄弟。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWUu148aZv
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugOz327ypP
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgJkoRhPtk
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFvpQFGV6H
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1AqRbsEt5
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1wx9ohUot
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我：「洗埋先準走。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ743ueupcD
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ooO2vvoZh
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASnkkuyT0b
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgjC3YhA9y
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWvYXRrFm2
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A8NEBRxdb
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJL7f7woNN
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0KM1TblQQ
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrW0yg2eIk
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPt6RjTMGi
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMT3V29tvt
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oLlhHa2O6
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy22wKpGd6
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFsqlGMYMo
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAjlXXsj0g
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRWKT935H6
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIStIihQ4yG
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我：「你係咪未死過。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42ji7t0XRW
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmImvFMASDO
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我：「擰轉身。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsZQiA1sbG
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希逸：「做咩先。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzagUurgk5
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我：「你轉咗先。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMG2pKWxR2
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjUEzL1Jts
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkopJD1AVY
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY1EXcaGdF
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShLw1OEm1w
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvbLCSNWMV
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cr88MKzHH
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBEgWizAGk
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu6PkMKj4c
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3duc4rI6Lj
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIuSG4ujjg
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVQcAmJMQh
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PBt5w3QfM
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2Tg0b2Ksf
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZLHXTMT0U
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow3SeG6hhF
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN2qaYzbsb
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FUiEtu428
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95jXYDgHKA
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrRQKF2swr
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxKykEHkMS
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiCIa8tLa7
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2gNFW1k0c
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQHTFY2hso
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByc9qAXkTm
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV6SaFZCCV
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkdHNpSvDY
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCxY94jdUD
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49GMNgAnLj
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28swt75XxH
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym4FS5q6c3
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT3TeHbL1X
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO0opmTkhy
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKqMBDxj0k
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEr0QqUYWE
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ztb9vSfsF
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MjXfrnp9t
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI63tQ4vF8
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZQzeJQ2ns
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RcDH2yIAj
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp4KvqPGfz
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX9SLdS0Z5
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGBbFF9El2
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIlbgeHqpL
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe1Hk84wXz
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRrhdgeJjL
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ627Z2ZIVWu
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKgY1PzExn
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfZjYvGZOk
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7zgoDwEZo
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbrC7l0W72
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs785RZzta
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwFGLk0pvE
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楚翹：「除非咩？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyiVxY8Xcs
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bNLX77BK8
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuKutPO9DN
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM98bKNJimX
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希逸：「大嫂好！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCT64eDgOG
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib7wOXI98G
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpPwp4Ykz7
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1VYC68PQJ
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxSpNPCCrx
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWP9a5Xn66
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cXCKsjdMo
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxwxyfQMrh
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zbGyj8WOu
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd1bY6w8OM
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