我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYx9Pmz1Oz
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquroBsLnig
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKsCEubDL1
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczazH8z9Ad
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6EpkFhuid
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEV1O231qV
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jeewQKxPB
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCgZZ2cuAb
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74awppv3kF
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l8K8p8Tf5
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmAuYIh2sS
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老闆：「我會喎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmDhAskV2G
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo9acgDcfJ
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4lmlvPzY4
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDRmC8VOwF
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMFOehxsnA
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDugnjimJm6
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoAfBXIGpO
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtADQNKxrGh
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ3zqpzrVc
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNJ8Ku25FB
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKjR3C7Hum
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQKrofOyGa
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG6CF1vwQK
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xFlpAMLbj
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd27OJmcwi
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpzRfdBq9K
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wd61P5yE3
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j9LR87Uww
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhsZNlTub6
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu6wKJoH3X
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgveSZDQBo0
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlnJuKgDcj
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcVjgtdWJL
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbdRXTVEFK
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJVjJ7Zz0e
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov0H322DDp
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYlj4cL6AF
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdGrD25VM2
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09JMLNdfN7
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUoorxm1rn
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7z2Vuieq9
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fzsRQXmBp
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfBzTP6e1h
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUxFhKH8qo
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBibxcTmBcc
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yqsXV944S
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj8qR0lIqz
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我：「係靈活。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmctSyyugX
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCScekgYH5Q
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYjxbqbktJ
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpfTaxGcWB
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cp8fY4Ry1
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoskdZYCS3
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHznxUNDf6
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXrh7HT0Vh
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3rr8h2xzp
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt0qPQuJ65
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoE5zVjC0ab
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA72N5jaVY
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmF3tEdkWO
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6fOQvzQvg
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYFX9hzfBN
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJtjqQqVnb
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTQaXrtT0A
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8aYj2ni7V
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohk6Jad6TY
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzIsCcfCH3
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLaNuPDuEn
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEMSavgQv6
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楚翹：「流~德華。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVig29majo
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEAI0RHoHI
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCaUivW5Zc
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbfKT76aEO
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZdWL4aWol
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhmKAjlS9W
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekeyRxAwxh
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtJ84PBCyF
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAfaUUNfnE
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我：「牛津囉！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA0UzcXAgX
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViJmWnS4pR
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynZaZMxszG
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmym36Uz7vf
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBdQmnkRgo
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz08cQKlvMW
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbUN0WT2dD
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUe2JidU4o
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」297Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjTzVNU67C
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