Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvnIDxhQeg
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJtCkvBhLu
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"Bro, just do it!"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwQ4ip3lPP
"Nah..."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGk73rbJLD
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTgJvtNztp
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2rBWQWR5Y
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6eXR4NdRh
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATD0qC3IDW
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6VG5aQu20
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcuXUGeL72
"I said it- that swear word, maths."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTV1OXpb4e
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspCgogBm2d
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJmWsvBPfq
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TZNSiDeOS
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAtB9H2Tea
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCG71nNr02
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"Hey, what's your d like?"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GjXPAQPKw
"Can I see your d?"464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2e9aGW1ys
"What, are you scared of my d?"
