Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qku5clBk0
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdIpLSjXC0
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"Bro, just do it!"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1IsQRbGf2
"Nah..."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA23O0yQtA
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrq8cp1qYT
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCvr8JmvGo
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsQJ2MTmcC
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6iifgfNpR
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop7UABVWEu
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg8ggivFFj
"I said it- that swear word, maths."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA6lufy2RP
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8IrjQu5C5
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXM6LipDLX
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM1AhF8IHO
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E3aITkr3c
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JSr5fuPkg
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"Hey, what's your d like?"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DPrExpkS2
"Can I see your d?"392Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkaWK3TmEu
"What, are you scared of my d?"
