Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryJ899tlJ8
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINXgrIGqij
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"Bro, just do it!"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrIHfvSjx6
"Nah..."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4nX1fVn2I
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP90IeaRpN
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKPHm9OZqx
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq0NWl0hal
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPJ8pM9FTe
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya23QthVOw
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vk1A3WBdK
"I said it- that swear word, maths."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDGiuVSKP5
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvyFnH7NyP
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4Azro7J4A
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3IXnbgysX
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43gtC14THd
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSZHlv3Lka
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"Hey, what's your d like?"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsrBM3PRjF
"Can I see your d?"522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKjQOv5Hcd
"What, are you scared of my d?"
