Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXY8tlbLla
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8UGCDKQOX
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtofsH4FWwl
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL44NbeoFJ
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuD9NCv8A4
*draws a dead person*447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOJMDATUIu
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxiGoQ0LCt
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdlsoRMA15
Cycling? [Silence]447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJKcNGPFGm
Breathe? [Silence]"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PvhNwCuNH
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkrJMnWBgb
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1u4k0Swp4
Yes? Yeah, good answer.447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ97ABb3Oc
Liar."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBgSElxMBO
*circles Algebra*447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg66L7IfOvU
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCh2nmGbFZ
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHTN7U0dgA
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUX7MAa0dF
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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