Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVAv6voeri
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ce2c239Ch
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF1XRexM3G
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO45VQenS13
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsdXmHm4sW
*draws a dead person*499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOrYp4TQQr
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtuYHddwX9
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5qLStV4wJ
Cycling? [Silence]499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLDX8ag547
Breathe? [Silence]"499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyOHge43lf
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNGW2V1sqH
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wLNT6pBGM
Yes? Yeah, good answer.499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9wofFFy4q
Liar."499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxNUVReeyn
*circles Algebra*499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S5QO1SA8Y
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2khd9xmNMx
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wfa7yv3EY
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 499Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmEFvBuo7w
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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