我:「即係咁,『呃蝦條』呢個字唔係應用喺呢個情況嘅,況且我又使乜呃啫。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAiBoHMWLjBk
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楚翹:「咪係,你識唔識中文㗎?係對唔係情侶嘅『拍檔』進行『床上活動』先可以話係呃㗎嘛,佢要搞又使乜呃呢?而且我哋好正經㗎,唔會亂嚟。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAHFl99AFA8M
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阿妹:「一定係咁啦!褲鏈開埋都叫正經。」276Please respect copyright.PENANADSa1aevdek
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楚翹:「係喇,知你妒忌喇!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAr7Wt26XaXh
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阿妹:「我冇妒忌吖!」276Please respect copyright.PENANALlgNLjb0y5
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楚翹:「蕊心,我明白嘅,唔鍾意嘅話就quit咗佢啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAQCr7aPoVDy
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阿妹:「我唔想睇你哋啲歡樂情節,教壞我呢啲純潔嘅小朋友。」276Please respect copyright.PENANARuiposS7ZK
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楚翹:「一定係好純潔啦。」276Please respect copyright.PENANALM9fxvPjtM
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阿妹:「我既pure又true㗎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAWdzw9mRBxe
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我:「唔該兩位女士唔好再鬥,我就嚟俾你哋啲口水淹沒喇!」276Please respect copyright.PENANApIR6mmZxy2
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楚翹:「我哋繼續,整濕你先。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAYZXaRSdHNb
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我:「我一濕,你都好麻煩喎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAYF2ylJutcK
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阿妹:「你哋兩個調情就行開一邊啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAPSM70ukwRP
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我:「你唔使擔心,以後大把機會俾你見到。」276Please respect copyright.PENANALehtOuzb6M
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阿妹:「放過我啦!我好慘㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANA0cDPUEhEWH
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楚翹:「我要日日放閃,閃盲你先。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA7gIUH8L5Xr
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阿妹:「人性何在?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAlxOOGu5lAJ
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楚翹:「有異性,冇人性。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA7iOBgoyxAI
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[留一輩子給你,承諾認真與你活一世]276Please respect copyright.PENANA4qsdbo1CWP
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同兩位大小姐玩完,我就借啲意話約咗希逸食晚飯兼行街,夜晚就唔理佢哋兩個,因為我決定實行一個計劃名為「公主育成計劃」,故名思議,就係要楚翹做一個公主,兌現返對楚翹嘅承諾,咁我呢啲奴才,就梗係返工養公主,當然仲有個跟班阿妹啦!276Please respect copyright.PENANACgHzo48PuK
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「21314!」276Please respect copyright.PENANA3S5UrkQmCm
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係!我去咗著名嘅港式壽司店返part time,因為「燒夜店」關門大吉,失去咗唯一嘅經濟來源,而且我冇理由坐食山崩,用自己儲落啲錢過活,雖然計過都可以勉強頂到一、兩個月,但之後嘅日子又點呢?所以尋晚就唯有上求工網搵工,咁啱就睇到招募壽司技工,仲要唔使任何包壽司經驗,同埋最緊要亦都係喺屋企樓下,簡直完全中晒我嘅要求。276Please respect copyright.PENANAsKUiNd0Ccy
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尋晚交完份CV後,餐廳經理今日晏晝就已經打俾我做電話面試,唔使一分鐘,就已經請咗我,睇嚟都真係好缺人手。276Please respect copyright.PENANA8XOogXedAw
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去到餐廳,我仲以為我淨係要負責送餐,但原來係直接落場整壽司。雖然我就冇包壽司嘅經驗,但原來我今日先知,啲飯擺喺部壽司機,啲飯就已經自動搞掂,再加塊魚生就完工,仲要而家唔使行出去送餐,擺啲碟喺條輸送帶,撳個掣就自動出餐,認真方便。276Please respect copyright.PENANAInHSxLiE8C
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老實講,返壽司鋪又真係幾舒服,完全冇體力勞動,比「燒夜店」舒服好多,又唔使對住爐火,環境亦都乾淨勁多,但真係好悶,冇咗同客人、澄叔吹水嘅時間,而家全程就係對住啲飯同魚生。276Please respect copyright.PENANA4FFOtf1h5h
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[做人有時就係要同現實低頭㗎啦!鬼叫我窮吖!頂硬上。]276Please respect copyright.PENANAIQ2llcvFuT
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唔經唔覺,就已經捱到收工時間,經理見到我「優良」嘅表現已經話試用期過咗,得閒就可以返嚟幫手,當然我都即刻答好,因為再唔返工就冇錢開飯㗎喇!276Please respect copyright.PENANAnfCGZwH4b2
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由壽司鋪行返屋企,五分鐘嘅路程都冇,當我打開大門嘅時候,見到三個人坐咗喺梳化迎接我,有兩個大家都知道係楚翹同阿妹啦,而第三個係估你唔到嘅希逸。我呢個時候先醒起,原來我返part time冇通知希逸㗎喎,今劑穿煲了。276Please respect copyright.PENANAz6pBWJQv0Z
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楚翹:「呃我約希逸食飯!究竟你啱先去咗邊?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAK8Sw7UHQ09
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希逸心知不妙,佢用口形同我講Sorry bro,但已經挽救唔到件事,正所謂醜婦終須見家翁。276Please respect copyright.PENANA2IkIeZVqFi
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楚翹:「唔好口啞啞,你係咪去咗偷食?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAZz196qDpFU
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呢個時候,我都百辭莫辯,唯有攞出返工嘅證據-啱先經理出糧嘅信封。276Please respect copyright.PENANANSZfuA6Iyy
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我:「我……我去咗返工,咁見而家『燒夜店』冇工開咪去返下part time搵下外快囉!我仲攞咗啲壽司返嚟㖭。」276Please respect copyright.PENANADNOVM1J0Pq
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唉!楚翹又喊喇!點解女人咁易喊㗎?安慰喊緊嘅女人嘅難度係比打機打final boss更加難。276Please respect copyright.PENANAMhBQrW4CPB
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楚翹:「對唔住,啱啱仲咁話你。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAOcRDDlRI1o
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楚翹攬住我嚟喊,而我都放低手上嘅壽司,攬返楚翹,然後打眼色,叫希逸雪住啲壽司先。276Please respect copyright.PENANADXmxfYxhpQ
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我:「唔緊要,我知你都係擔心我啫。」276Please respect copyright.PENANANZoUU9EImF
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楚翹:「做咩返工都唔同我講,我哋一齊返呀嘛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAdlSjk6oGdE
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我:「咁你而家係我老婆,就費事要你辛苦啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANA2twoPYCEhE
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楚翹:「一家人就係有需要時幫手,一齊解決難關,聽日我一齊嚟幫手啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAarSwSVxSdL
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我:「唔使啦,我一個人頂得住吖!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAVoZFoBEH6v
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楚翹:「我冇你頂唔住呀嘛。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAhAPChNUmL2
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我:「放心,而家唔使返通宵,淨係晏晝同晚市要返去,夜晚就可以陪你喇。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAv3Bbc4YYPn
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楚翹:「晏晝一齊返去唔好咩?定係嗰度有靚女一齊返工,我喺度你唔方便昅女吖?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAqphMaIoXW2
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我:「那有女,我費事你之後唔敢再食壽司啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAGL220V4o0w
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楚翹:「乜好污糟嘅咩?」276Please respect copyright.PENANA59aSlfAqFG
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我:「好乾淨,超級乾淨,但你日日對住啲壽司都會厭啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAQhmJc2NvJv
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楚翹:「咁你日日都對住我啦,又唔見你厭?」276Please respect copyright.PENANA0hr0hEjhSl
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我:「你又點同壽司比呢,兩樣嘢嚟㗎嘛,唔通我話你一嚿飯咩!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAMZrle1zP97
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楚翹:「妖!你去食屎啦!」276Please respect copyright.PENANA5wNDI2LRC1
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我:「咁咪係囉!點比較啫。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAzz4h8Gld7h
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楚翹:「聽日一齊返工啦,多一個人,多一份收入,大家咪可以食得好啲囉!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAElkZSv4k8f
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我:「都係費事你辛苦,做返個大小姐呀嘛。一份糧,如果慳啲都夠食嘅。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAIUK9WZbcq7
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楚翹:「不過你嘅大小姐好大食,所以我同你一齊返工。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAFU1y6hslk6
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我:「錢嘅方面真係唔使擔心,唔夠錢我可以搵多幾份工做,你可以放心,一定唔會餓親你。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAaSbx38Cj14
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(待續 To be continued)276Please respect copyright.PENANA3AQKHEozFM
IG:chingchingstory276Please respect copyright.PENANAzLc5EeSicn