Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"540Please respect copyright.PENANA7FCAI8OBvv
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."540Please respect copyright.PENANA76ubtbTGay
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"Bro, just do it!"540Please respect copyright.PENANAb8GoUhEaK9
"Nah..."540Please respect copyright.PENANAz4pvvuTK7i
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"540Please respect copyright.PENANAcdskaugvvu
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."540Please respect copyright.PENANAmqzBPdNUfb
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."540Please respect copyright.PENANAtq0soTsNrL
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."540Please respect copyright.PENANApDNJK4zAcH
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"540Please respect copyright.PENANANcbvXfkbR1
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"540Please respect copyright.PENANAPTowsNSHTD
"I said it- that swear word, maths."540Please respect copyright.PENANAhxhNWbS08U
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."540Please respect copyright.PENANASI1Tz3iQU2
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."540Please respect copyright.PENANAl83ogaS3zX
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."540Please respect copyright.PENANA5qcLqHW4rZ
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."540Please respect copyright.PENANArx0WAJaEeH
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]540Please respect copyright.PENANApQ4htFt9l9
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"Hey, what's your d like?"540Please respect copyright.PENANARtWgLbxQZf
"Can I see your d?"540Please respect copyright.PENANAq6Yi6BXYBO
"What, are you scared of my d?"